Doctor's Day is a special holiday, which is usually celebrated in the summer on the third Sunday of June. Warm time year provides an opportunity to celebrate this outdoor festivities. A picnic in nature with the whole team will be the most pleasant pastime on this day, and various games and competitions will add a little excitement and intrigue. Below are very interesting and exciting options for competitions for doctors, with the help of which the most entertainment. Medical gloves and gowns are an important attribute everywhere. Participation in games and competitions will bring a lot of positive emotions, as well as some competitive experience.
>Competition “Guess the specialty”
For this competition, it is necessary to prepare in advance the name of the medical specialty on separate cards. For example: dentist, surgeon, gynecologist and others. Next, one leader from the entire team comes out and draws a card at random. His further task is that he needs to use gestures and facial expressions to depict the specialty indicated on the card. The presenter will be replaced by the one who can first guess the medical profession.
Competition "First Aid"
Very fun competition, in which volunteers take part in pairs. For the competition, you should prepare bulky mittens and toilet paper. One member of the pair needs to tie his hands, and the other puts on mittens and begins to wrap toilet paper around his feet. The winners will be those who can complete this procedure faster and more accurately.
Competition "Dress the Doctor"
Participants take part in the competition in pairs, where one is a doctor and the other is his assistant. Each doctor in the pair should stand up straight, and in the meantime, the assistant should put his shirt on back to front and quickly fasten all the buttons. Those who quickly cope with the task will win this competition. Watching the assistant try to fasten the buttons very quickly will cause a lot of laughter from the audience, because, as it should be, this procedure is very difficult to speed up.
Competition "Guess the medicine"
The goal of the competition is very simple. The cards must have a name on them. medicines from various diseases. One person is selected from the group and, without looking, draws a card. Next, he needs to use gestures and facial expressions to depict the disease that the specified drug will help with. The one who can guess first will become a replacement for the presenter.
Competition "Guess the melody"
To conduct this competition, you must prepare several melodies on medical topics in advance. A short excerpt from a song is included, which the group must guess. The participant who guessed the melody first gets one point. The winner will be the one who scores the most points. This show jumping is no less interesting when the diagnosis is traced in the selected composition. Today there are many such new products. Accordingly, the participants will then not guess the name of the melody, but will have to determine the diagnosis about which we're talking about.
Game "Lord of the Pipette"
Several people can take part in this game. Each player is given two glasses: one full and the other empty. The main attribute of the game is a pipette, with which the participant must transfer all the water from a full glass to an empty one. The winner will be the one who can complete the task the fastest. It will be much more fun if you play the game with music. As a prize, you can prepare a badge with the inscription “Lord of the Pipette.”
Game "Diagnosis"
One of the most exciting games is the game "Diagnosis". Almost the entire team or only everyone can take part in it. They need to stand in one circle and take turns pronouncing the names of the diseases. However, not everything is so simple, it should be called strictly in alphabetical order. There is no need to think for a long time or give each other hints; you can simply come up with a new diagnosis. If you do this quickly, it will turn out very funny and fun.
Game "Maternity ward"
This competition will require two participants. The rules of the game need to be announced only after the volunteers come out. One of the players will be a wife who recently gave birth, and the second will play the role of a beloved husband and caring father. Next, the spouse should ask his wife questions related only to the child. The wife, in turn, without uttering a word, gives the answer with gestures and facial expressions. The reason for this method of communication is the sound-proof glass. It will be very funny if the participants are two men or women.
Game "Funny Figures"
This game is indispensable without several pairs of medical gloves. Several volunteers come out to participate, and the presenter gives them a felt-tip pen and a glove. The music turns on, and the players begin to paint their attribute with a felt-tip pen. As soon as the melody stops, each participant must provide the resulting figure. The creativity of the glove directly depends on the doctor’s imagination. The winner will be determined by the audience, who will act as a jury.
Game "Procedural"
The rules of the game are very simple. To participate, those interested come out in pairs, where one will be a nurse or nurse, and the second will be an ordinary patient with gumboil on his cheek. Each doctor in a pair should have a roll of bandage or toilet paper. While the music is playing, the nurse should actively begin wrapping the patient's cheek. This should be done until the roll runs out. Whichever couple can do it faster will be the winners.
Game "Movie Mania"
The entire team of doctors needs to be divided into two teams. The task is to alternately name domestic and foreign films or TV series about doctors. For example: “Interns”, “Doctor House”, etc. The winner will be the team that is the last to remember and name the name of a film or TV series about doctors.
Game "Strong-Spirited Doctors"
It is better for only men to take part in this game. Volunteers for the competition are given one glove, which they must inflate so hard that it bursts. The winner will be the player who completes this task as quickly as possible.
Game "Surgeons"
Another exciting competition for which you will need:
two pairs of robe;
two pairs of gloves;
two pairs of medical caps;
two pairs of shoe covers.
Only couples can participate. The music turns on and one player of the pair very quickly begins to put it all on the second participant. Once all the accessories are on, the first player in the pair shouts “Scalpel!” The winners will be those who can quickly complete the task. It will be much more fun if you prepare small symbolic gifts and prizes.
Game "Test of Nerves"
Only neurologists will take part in this game. Each person is given one clean slate. Their task is not to tear this paper into several small pieces, however, this is not the catch. You need to tear the sheet at arm's length, and there should be no help from the second hand. The winner will be the one who completes the task much faster than his rivals and does everything extremely carefully.
Game "Pipette"
>Throughout this game, participants and spectators will be able to truly experience intrigue and excitement. Several people are called from the team. Then everyone is given one pipette and a beaker with alcoholic drink or juice. the main objective- this is to try to empty a beaker with liquid using a pipette in a minimum of time. The contents must be drunk completely. Cheerful music is turned on, and the participants in the game begin to complete their task. It will be incredibly funny to watch players who, with all their strength and tolerance, will try to drink the contents drop by drop. The winner will be the participant who is ahead of all rivals and quickly copes with the given conditions.
"Song Competition"
At the end of this wonderful day, it is worth holding this particular competition. The entire team is divided into two teams, each of which chooses a leader. Next, he names any part of the body or organ, and his team begins to sing a song with this word. It will be very interesting and fun, especially if the presenter chooses complex names. This competition should only be done as a last resort because it can be used to have a lot of fun and enjoy tunes about your specialty.
Such an entertainment program will bring a lot of positivity and positive emotions to the entire team. With the help of exciting games and competitions, they will remember this fun day with only pleasant memories for the rest of their lives.
Sketch for Medical Worker's Day (Medical Day),which is celebrated annually in Ukraine on the third Sunday in June.
Celebration scenario for Medical Worker's Day.
The concert is a joke.
Presenter: Oh, you, guests - gentlemen!
Have you gathered here?
Happy Doctor's Day to everyone
And glorify your deeds!
Your hospital town -
He is neither low nor high.
Good people live there
And it brings health to everyone.
Chief Doctor Aibolit
He keeps order here.
They work here with their souls -
Anyone in the city knows.
I offer you a riddle:
Who knows about everything in the hospital
And he suffers for everything with his soul?
Strict, handsome, stern, smart.
Did you guess it? Who is he?
Presenter: That's right, this is the chief doctor of the hospital and I am pleased to give him the floor.
(Speech by the head physician)
Presenter: A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!
Presenter: So, a person is born, and who meets him on the threshold of the big and difficult life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity ward nurses.
Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):
Make a woman beautiful
And healthy you should.
Here for this one important goal
Gynecologists are needed!
Help to appear
For kids on White light,
To you from everyone, from everyone for this -
Thanks and hello!
(All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)
Presenter: The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.
Song for the children's department (to the tune of "Top - Top"):
Stomp-stomp, baby stomps,
You're rushing to the hospital with your mom,
They will get a vaccination and an injection,
So that you can get better.
Top top, don't be afraid of them:
All in white and kindly robes,
There is nothing better and kinder in the world
Children's clinic doctors!
Top-top, top-top, very difficult,
Top-top, top-top, first steps.
Presenter: Along with the acquisition of life experience, a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful clinic building. Here, at his leisure, he can walk on all floors and in each office they will receive him, listen to him, and give him good advice and a recipe.
Song for the clinic (to the tune of "Aty - Baty, the soldiers were coming"):
If your teeth hurt or your chest feels hot,
Go to the clinic quickly, dear friend!
Here they will greet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,
And, of course, you can get sick leave!
Here are x-rays and cardiograms.
And mothers bring their children here.
Any doctor here can see you.
And you can get everything tested here!
Presenter: In the same building there is a service, without which not a single medical worker can live, no matter how capable and talented he may be. Can you guess who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your dear accounting department!
Everything is in your hands.
Finance is power!
You are our almighty king and god!
Life without money seems hateful
If the chief accountant didn’t help!
Presenter: We wish hospital accountants to contact doctors as rarely as possible, and medical workers to meet with them as often as possible!
Song for accounting (to the tune of "A Stream Flows"):
The month has flown by, it's time to pay,
After all, we won’t be able to live long without a salary.
Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.
Let's get the money and we're happy!
We say "thank you" to you,
Thank you for the money.
Such an accountant is simply a treasure!
Everyone is happy to say “thank you”!
Presenter: If a person’s blood pressure has risen, his heart is acting up, his cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly confident that he will definitely talk to the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.
Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Little Red Riding Hood's Song"):
If it's long - long - long,
If the cough does not go away,
If it gets hard for you,
Stomp, ride and run,
Perhaps, then of course,
That's probably true, true,
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
You should go to therapy!
Ahh, you'll get a lot of injections here!
Ahh, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!
Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,
Ahh, all habits heal,
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Presenter: What if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly
If you fall ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, you are eagerly awaited in the infectious diseases department.
Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):
Why have you eaten too much again?
Why did you get so sick?
To ease the suffering,
Needs rinsing!
Tick-tock, little steps, the years fly by,
And in terms of infection, everything is fine with you - just great!
Presenter: They end up in this department completely unexpectedly and suddenly. And it is in this department that the sickest patients are the most severe, requiring great care from doctors and nurses. Which department am I talking about? Yes, this is a surgical department.
Song for the surgical department (to the tune of "Call me with you"):
Once again they are bringing us a patient in an ambulance -
Work again!
In the operating room the seconds are running,
Care for everyone!
Can we take trouble away from people again?
Can we save you from death?
Bring happiness to the sick?!
Call me to your place, I will come day and night,
I will always help you, even if you don’t want to.
I will ease your suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,
I want to help you, I want to help all people!
Just know it!!!
Presenter: We cannot remain silent and not say warm words of gratitude to our bosses or, as it is now fashionable to say, sponsors!
Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):
And in our hospital it’s both light and cozy,
But don’t bother us with the repairs!
True, our bosses are golden guys.
And they always give us whatever you want!
I’m walking through the depot, the boss meets me:
"Here you go again, darling!
Make me a list of what I need, what I need,
I still won’t give you what you want!”
Our editors will never offend us either,
He will give you as many consultations as you want!
And he knows and sees all our problems,
But you can’t take money from him!
He says: “I can’t, life has changed dramatically,
I would be glad, but you can’t trample on a bubble!”
You, our dear ruler, help in any way you can,
We are whatever you want, whatever you want!
But we hope that our life will become better.
Yes, for a thousand rubles, not for a penny!
Our good bosses will call and say:
"Come and take whatever you want!"
Presenter: I propose to drink to our friends, to our dear sponsors, because it is very difficult to live without friends!
Presenter: And now I ask everyone to come to the table.
(Feast, games, dancing.)
Medical party Doctor Nalivaiko and his assistant (for example, “Paramedic Socialite”) greet guests near a specially prepared table with a mixture (aperitif) poured into beakers. They hang a badge on your chest, give you shoe covers, and gently persuade you to take the “medicine.” When everyone has gathered, the first toasts are made in honor of the health workers and the entertainment begins.
To begin with, you can invite guests to diagnose the lyrical hero of the song. Short fragments of songs are played, and guests try to determine what is really bothering the patient, that is, to make a diagnosis. The one who makes the most correct diagnoses is entitled to some kind of medical prize.
Fragments of songs and diagnoses:
1. “And my heart stopped,
My heart sank” (diagnosis: heart failure).
2. “If you don’t hear me,
This means that winter has come” (diagnosis: otitis media).
3. We walked with you,
I cried, oh, I cried (diagnosis: hysteria).
4. We honestly want to tell you:
We don’t look at girls anymore (diagnosis: impotence).
5. You shouldn’t scold the rain, you shouldn’t scold it
You stand and wait, but you don’t know why (diagnosis: sclerosis).
6. But if there is a pack of cigarettes in your pocket,
This means that everything is not so bad today (diagnosis: nicotine addiction).
7. She even wanted to hang herself
But college, exams, session (diagnosis: suicidal syndrome).
8. I know - if you want, I know for sure - if you want,
I know for sure - you want, you want - but you are silent (diagnosis: muteness).
9. It hurts me, it hurts
This evil pain cannot be relieved (diagnosis: pain shock).
10. And his wound rots,
And it won't get any smaller
And it won’t heal (diagnosis: gangrene).
11. Every step through it hurts,
Every gesture hurts (diagnosis: broken limbs).
Games and competitions
1. Enema. Several participants are called. Each person is given a syringe. The presenter invites the participants to guess what they will have to do now. Then the presenter gives them a tennis ball (instead of balls, you can take very light paper boats) and announces the start of the race. The balls are placed on the same starting line. Participants must move the ball with a stream of air from a syringe. Whose ball gets to the finish line faster wins.
2. Medical gloves, or Strong-willed doctors. Volunteers are given one medical glove. Their job is to inflate the glove until it bursts. It is better to involve men to participate in the competition. Whose glove bursts faster wins.
3. Dentist. Volunteers are being called. The presenter says that now they will implant dental implants. Gives them each a small wooden block, painted pink or red (the color of the gums) and a nail. The task is to drive a nail into a block. The hammer, of course, is not included. Each participant finds his own way or uses available material. Whoever drives the nail in faster is the winner.
4. Competition “Dress the Doctor”. Couples participate. Each person is given a white shirt big size. One of the pair is a doctor, the second is an assistant. The assistant should put the doctor's shirt on backwards and fasten all the buttons on the back as quickly as possible. The pair that completes the task faster than others wins.
5. Pipette. 2-3 people are called. Each person is given a medical pipette and a beaker with an alcoholic drink. The task is to drink the contents of the beaker as quickly as possible. However, you can only drink using a pipette, drawing liquid from a beaker into it and pouring the contents into your mouth. Whoever empties the beaker the fastest gets the winner's prize.
6. Procedural. Couples participate. Each person is given a bandage or a roll of toilet paper. One of the pair is a nurse or nurse, the second is a patient suffering from flux. The task is to bandage the patient’s cheek as quickly as possible. You need to bandage until the entire roll of bandage or paper is used.
Scenarios for Nurse's Day
The nurse is the first in everything!
First presenter:
May 12 is traditionally celebrated around the world nurse. It is on this day that those who professionally provide medical care and regardless of weather conditions, time of day and day of the week, these professionals with real genuine sincerity are ready to provide their services to everyone in need.
And only nurses show warm care, compassion and their heartfelt participation in communicating with sick people. So let’s congratulate and glorify all representatives of this important, and most importantly – necessary, profession on this day!
Second presenter:
In the familiar word "nurse"
We are all used to seeing friendship,
In her eyes there is participation, warmth,
Care is what all patients need!
She treats the body like a doctor
And how a sister will heal the soul,
She heals so skillfully
He can see, smell, listen!
First presenter:
Congratulations to the glorious nurses
And we wish them good luck,
And let the fire burn in your eyes,
And let your smile shine more often!
Second presenter:
Today the best, most beautiful, bravest and wisest nurses have gathered here! Now we will find out which team will become the most - the most - the most!
(You should first form teams of nurses - from regional hospitals, ambulances, educational institutions etc.)
First presenter:
So, let's begin. I propose to start introducing the teams with their business card.
Identify yourself
Define who you are
What is your slogan, friends?
And your emblem is a cross?
(In this competition, each team identifies itself, shouts its slogan and, if desired, displays its emblem. Moreover, all components of the “business card” should be aimed at promoting a healthy lifestyle).
Second presenter:
I see that not only professionals in their field, but also talented people have gathered here. Now let’s check how physically prepared you are in case of an emergency call. The “Obstacle Course” competition is announced!
Come on, quickly nurse
Show off your skills
How do you run in the morning?
Do you eat carrots for lunch?
So that we can get to the sick person in time,
We need to do better
You have to put up with a lot
And don't relax!
(As an obstacle course, nurses are asked to walk along a gymnastic bench, climb through a fabric tunnel, and run around pins).
First presenter:
Well, your physical fitness is amazing. Let's check how much you practice in everyday life healthy image life. Each team is invited to prepare a vitamin drink and salad from the vegetables offered.
Get together in a row,
There are products in front of you,
Make them into a salad
Here are your vegetables and fruits!
Prepare a cocktail too
What will strike everyone with vitamin,
You need to eat every day
Carrots, pears, oranges!
(Each team is offered several types of vegetables and fruits. You can offer clean drinking water, yogurt and juice. Nurses are provided with a grater, knife or blender as a tool).
Second presenter:
Well done! I see that each team knows first-hand how to eat properly in order to maintain health and strengthen the immune system. Now let's summarize our event.
The winners are awarded diplomas and valuable prizes, possibly medical themed.
All participants receive certificates and incentive gifts.
Nurse's Day
Celebrations, poems and official congratulations, new Russian grandmothers Matryona and Flower, skits and competitions.
Sing to the tune of the song “Song about a Good Mood”
If you leave the house with a grimace,
A sunny day will be gloomy for you,
The tooth will quickly heal, like a friend,
This is a completely unfamiliar doctor-boy with you.
(humor can be released in front of the “doctor” in a white cap, but in overalls, with an electric drill in his hands and a bucket of “Putty”)
And a smile will shine and touch your eyes,
And the cheerful mood will never leave you!
(you can give everyone a toothbrush or a large tube of toothpaste)
Matryona:
You, Flower, what do you think:
Much like sister, do you know?
Flower:
I'd like to see
What do I need to be able to do?
Presenter:
We announce the First Aid competition
Participating... person. Each of the contestants receives a card with a task (to provide first aid for: a fracture, burn, frostbite, signs of flu, a foreign body in the ear or nose, a wound with bleeding, etc.). Then we need to take everything we need from our medical suitcase (a huge suitcase with various medical supplies), choose a “patient” and provide emergency care.
Flower: (after the competition)
Oh, and there is a lot to know!
It’s time to present the order to them.
Leading:
They deserved the order honestly,
But, looking into the distance,
So that there is room for growth,
We'll present the medal for now.
(presentation of medals, cardboard ones possible)
Flower:
Yeah, I'm not much of a nurse, let's go, Matryona.
New Russian grandmothers together:
In your Holy holiday- bow to everyone!
To those who were born to be nurses!
(Matryona and Flower leave)
Leading:
And we continue to accept congratulations. Meet the workers of maternity hospital No....
(obstetricians come out with “babies” in their arms, singing to the tune of the song “ Parents' house»)
Whoever you are, know that it is still
Be sure that
What will greet you with love and tenderness
Your haven is our maternity home.
Our maternity hospital is the beginning of the beginning,
You are a reliable pier in people's lives.
Our maternity home, even for many years
A good light is burning in your windows!
(they give pacifiers with a hint of a quick meeting)
Leading:
Dear women! Today you are congratulated not only by your colleagues, but also by grateful patients.
(“patient” in pajamas, wearing a towel turban on his head, holding a heating pad or bedpan, singing to the tune of the song If I were a Sultan)
If I were a sultan, I would drive out all my wives,
I would be surrounded by the beauty of nurses.
You are smart and kind, oh, so good!
They conquered me with the breadth of their soul.
It's not very bad to have three wives.
The patient is better from any side.
I went to the treatment room to see Tanya in the morning,
Then Galina gives me an injection,
Zulfiya, look, he’s carrying a thermometer,
And Irina serves compote at lunch.
It's not bad at all to have three wives,
It’s much better to take it and get sick!
(presents candy or fruit in a bag - “transfer from home”)
Leading:
And one more congratulations from the massage parlor workers. (singing to the tune of the song “The Last Battle”)
We haven’t had a rest since eight in the morning for so long,
We just didn’t have time to relax with you:
We stood at the table for almost half a day,
But our patient is handsome, healthy and cheerful.
And to you, girls, healthy bodies,
And kindness and prosperity,
Beautiful love, successful deeds,
It's time for us to go, goodbye everyone.
(they are presented with a gift “the best massage product” - a bottle vegetable oil)
Leading:
And in conclusion, we once again congratulate all nurses on this wonderful holiday.
We wish you health and happiness
And we tell you without embellishment:
We love and respect you all,
You are irreplaceable with us!
Scenario of the Doctor's Day banquet.
I feast.
Invitation to the table.
Dear friends!
I hope from my heart -
Let's have fun!
Let's start our feast with honesty -
We ask everyone to sit down!
Hello! Who doesn't know yet, my name is ________________! And today, for the 5th time, I was entrusted with hosting your festive banquet. I am glad to welcome representatives of the most humane profession – medical workers – to this festive table.
Where do we start?
With boring phrases and congratulations?
Oh no!.. And there is no doubt about it
To spite the enemies, villainous fate
I want to say – pour it in!
To the fullest!
Therefore, I ask the gentlemen to look after the charming ladies, fill their glasses and thus prepare for the first toast!
All of you are on own experience you know that people in white coats have to work very, very hard. But let's remember one thing wise saying, known since ancient times: “He works well who rests well.”
Therefore, I urge you, dear friends, to sit down comfortably festive table and forget about all your daily worries and difficulties. Let's relax!
1.
Congratulations to Ch. doctor
Dear friends! The word for the first toast, according to tradition, is given (Full name of chief doctor).
Congratulation.
Toast 1.
And I am pleased to congratulate you on the long-awaited minutes under code name"The Joy of the Stomach"
2.
A little about the evening
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, bon appetit and good mood! And while you have a snack, I want to briefly introduce you to how our evening will go.
For the next 30 -40 minutes we will listen to congratulations,
drink and eat.
Then I will announce a short smoking dance intermission for about 30 minutes, during which music will play. Anyone who wants can dance, smoke, and socialize in the fresh air. Later we will sit down at the table again for 30-40 minutes. Once again we will congratulate you, participate in competitions, play advanced games, be surprised by surprises, eat and drink. Next there will again be a smoking and dancing intermission for about thirty minutes. So the feast will constantly alternate with dancing, and at the very end, after many hours, when you are already tired of food, toast, games and me, a long dance marathon awaits you until you drop.
Whoever wants to eat will eat!
Anyone who wants to smoke will get high!
Anyone who wants to say something will say it! Anyone who wants to dance will dance!
Anyone who wants to play games will play enough!
Anyone who wants to get drunk will get drunk!
Who wants to relax - have a great rest!
Whoever wants what he wants will get it!
2.
Congratulations to the VIP guest
Dear friends! Y'all know that good mood and good appetite are directly related.
“A cheerful look makes food a holiday.” Here the caring people are already whispering to me: “there is a small gap between the 1st and 2nd!”
With deep respect,
I traditionally give the second word of our evening to the honorary, important guest, the head of the administration (FULL NAME.).
Congratulations from the mayor of the city.
Toast 2.
3.
For health.
To make life more fun in the world, let's drink 3rd now. Well, why are we sitting, getting bored, let’s get more active.
The great philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer argued that “happiness lies primarily in health.” I propose to drink a glass to you, who stand guard over human health, and therefore human happiness! For your health!
3rd toast “To health”.
4. For women.
“A popular proverb says:
“Without gravy, the cabbage dries out,” so now is the time for the next round of toast and gravy. In this regard, I again want to ask the gentlemen, while I am making the next toast, to look after the ladies and fill their glasses.
Men most often become the luminaries of medicine. Honor and praise to them! But ask them, would they have been able to achieve such heights if not for the active help of their fellow assistants, if not for the skillful and gentle hands of the sisters and nurses? And if you pay attention to the entire medical staff, it becomes obvious that “we cannot live in this world without women, no”... It is worth giving them their due and thanking all the women working and practically living in the kingdom of Hippocrates. I propose a toast to their health!
4th toast “To women”.
Dating game. (Music - edited clapping).
And now, attention guests!
Before we continue our evening, let's get to know each other.
At the big beautiful table
We gathered at this hour
I propose to all of you together
Get acquainted now.
I am without flattery and passions
Here I will introduce all the guests
Well, support and applause are required from you.
1.
We expect an ovation from you for the city administration headed by (Full name of the head of administration).
2.
What's a holiday without friends?
important dear guests -
Rise together in unison
and show yourself to all the guests.
Don't miss the moment
give them a round of applause.
3. I’ll tell you simply, without any fuss:
We meet sponsors soon!
I ask you to stand up, don’t be lazy and show yourself to the people!
4. Where are our doctors here?
It's time to greet them!
To the wonderful doctors of the city... - hip-hip...Hurray!
5. We ask all nurses to stand up - experienced and young. We applaud in their honor!
6. We welcome the people on whom your material well-being depends - economists and accountants!
7. Salute of applause to representatives of households. services.
8. Let's clap our hands
For all the guests! For you good ones!
What a friendly company we have today.
I suggest we drink to this.
Let's raise a glass to our friendly, honest company.
Toast 5 “For friendly company.”
6.
Best congratulations.
Your professional holiday- a holiday of the smartest, kindest and wonderful people in the world.
I am sure that a person who knows how to heal is able, like no other, to understand, sympathize and support other people.
We continue the relay of holiday greetings and I invite you to take part in the competition for best congratulations and wishes to my colleagues.
Congratulations to 2 – 3 people.
And now I invite everyone present to appreciate the eloquence of each of the speakers with applause.
(The winner is the one who receives the loudest ovation, and he is awarded a prize.)
I propose to accept the winner’s congratulations and wishes as a toast.
6th toast.
For what was said to come true and be raised to a degree.
7.
Checking for ripeness.
The holiday of medical workers is celebrated in the summer, when it is warm and sunny, and the peak of work is in the winter, when it is cold, slippery and flu-like. These two seasons are very important for us. And not only for us. There is not a single poet who has not written poems about winter or summer. And poetry with a melody is already a song.
And now, dear doctors, I propose to conduct a professional check for “sungness”.
We set the theme “summer”, “winter”.
You need to remember and sing one by one a verse or at least a few lines from songs that mention these seasons or their signs.
For example: “Winter”:
A snowstorm is blowing along the street
"Summer":
One day in the summer at dawn
“Winter”: Oh, frost, frost
"Summer":
And the dawn is becoming more and more noticeable
So please be kind
Don't forget these summer
Moscow Nights! Etc.
The winner will be the team that can sing something corresponding to the given theme when the opponents are already exhausted.
We sang wonderfully, friends! It seems to me that there are no winners or losers in this competition. After all, despite the fact that you were focused on certain seasons, all the songs that were played speak mainly about love, which lives at all times. Let's raise a glass to the singers of love, that is, to you, and to love!
6th toast “For love.”
So that guests do not sit
to infinity,
We offer everyone
Stretch your limbs.
Everybody dance!
Hey DJ, rock it!
1.
Dance break.
Competitions, games:
1.
Find a match
And now you are invited to find your dance partner, using the hint of fate (you and I know how important the role of this lady is in our lives).
In 2 hats there are halves of cards: in one - those on which the beginnings of famous proverbs are written, in the other - their continuations. Participants in the game draw one half each (men from one hat, women from another) and they are looking for someone who has a card with the beginning or ending of this proverb. This is how they find partners for the next slow dance (but don’t insist that those who don’t want to dance). The number of players must be even.
List of proverbs:
1. He who is forewarned is forearmed.
2. All that glitters is not gold.
3. God protects those who are careful.
4. The thief’s hat is on fire.
5. He who knows a little of everything knows nothing.
6. They don’t go to someone else’s monastery with their own rules.
7. There are devils in still waters.
8. A bird in the hands is better than a pie in the sky.
9. Water does not flow under a lying stone.
10. Seven nannies have a child without an eye.
11. Where it is thin, it breaks.
12. Brevity is the sister of talent.
13. They judge not by words, but by deeds.
14. At night all cats are gray.
15. What is written with a pen cannot be cut down with an axe.
16. It’s better to see once than to hear a hundred times.
17. The miser pays twice.
18. In love and war, all means are fair.
19. What goes around comes around.
20. If you don’t know the ford, don’t poke your nose into the water.
Ved. So, the halves of the proverbs have finally come together and it’s time to announce a slow dance.
A slow dance
2.
My friends!
I want to make you happy. Everyone who came to our holiday, literally everyone, bought a ticket for the trip. Imagine how great it is! Applause. Listen, I didn’t even expect that everyone loves freebies so much. Well, let's go for a ride for free? Everyone loves a freebie.
Steam locomotive whistle (effect)
1.
We lined up like a train!
And after (name) we go on a journey. Music
We put our hands on our neighbor's shoulders. Now put your hands on your neighbor’s ears, neck, hips. The freebie has arrived. Men, the hips are a little lower. We wave our right hand together. We decided to make the first stop and brought you all to the Caucasus!
We dance "Lezginka"
Where are our hot horsemen?
We ask for two wonderful doctors in the center of the circle - ___________________! These are the Caucasian hot guys! And let's go! Music.
Here are almost Caucasian hot women. Now the horsemen get down on one knee, the ladies take him by one finger and walk around him. And now in the other direction. Ay, well done! There are so many hot people among you!
2. Following (Name) we cling to the trailers of the locomotive. This time we put our hands on the waist, (knees, heels).
Look at your colleagues! So they will go home today.
Hands on chest! This is just below the chin, above the waist!
(What are you men, I was joking).
We make one more stop.
And we have arrived in a country about which they say that it has absolutely everything!
Of course, this is Greece. And we dance the favorite dance of the Greeks, “Sirtaki”.
We stand in a circle, placing our hands on our neighbor’s shoulders. For the last time we cling to the locomotive trailer.
A pleasant surprise awaits our guests - we're going to the carnival!
(Prepare hats and other props)
Ladies and gentlemen, you were brought to sunny Brazil, just at this time of year we got there for the carnival. But where can you get the costumes? A bag from Zaitsev, or maybe from D.A. Medvedev, could come in handy. Now I'll dress you all up!
Having gathered in one big circle, we all dance in Brazilian style to cheerful music. Those who don’t know how to dance in Brazilian raise their arms higher and vigorously wag their butts.
Hands up. On the count of three, only the girls scream. Men answer them on the count of 3 (who has won?). And the loudest applause to everyone who was active and cheerful!
Many thanks to all those who rode with us.
To remember later
This moment in biography
I suggest you urgently take a photo for all of you.
Photoshoot.
Game "Magic Hands".
Just a moment! Now I suggest you play a game of sleight of hand, because it is known that skillful hands doctors work miracles.
There are 4-5 people in the game (double sheets of newspaper). Players in a line hold an unfolded newspaper by the very corner in an outstretched hand at shoulder level. On command, players try, without lowering their hands or resorting to the help of another, to completely crumple the newspaper, gathering it into a fist. When finished, raise your hand with the newspaper above your head. While the participants of the game manipulate the newspapers, the spectators count down the seconds in unison. The winner will receive a reward - a Master's diploma magic hands"and a prize.
2 feast.
For the festive table
We invite you again!
We are all celebrating together
We must continue.
1.
For obedient patients
One day in a restaurant, a doctor saw his patient, who was enthusiastically absorbing glass after glass of alcohol. The doctor could not stand it and approached him: “Listen, I allowed you to drink no more than two glasses a day!” To which the patient kindly replied: “Of course, doctor. But I’m being treated... not only with you!”
Friends! I propose a toast to the hope that all doctors will find obedient patients with whom it would be a pleasure to work and to whose successful treatment they can raise a glass!
1st toast “To obedient patients.”
2. For calling.
Doctors can rightfully be called pioneers, sea captains. After all, no matter how many identical diagnoses there are, the people who have to be treated are unique. And with each patient the doctor makes a new journey into the unknown.
Let's sing about this
"Song about Aesculapius"
to the tune of "Song about the Captain"
1.
There lived a brave Aesculapius,
He healed everyone
And he saved people from death more than once.
I picked up fifteen at a time,
I spared no effort,
But never even
I didn't ask for leave.
Both in trouble and in labor
I sang this song everywhere:
Chorus.
After all, a smile heals hearts.
2.
But one day Aesculapius
Saved the maiden from death's clutches.
And he fell madly in love with the patient.
He blushed fifteen times
He stuttered and turned pale,
But he never dared to smile.
He grew gloomy, he lost weight,
But no one sang to him in a friendly way:
“Aesculapius, Aesculapius, smile,
After all, a smile heals hearts.
Aesculapius, Aesculapius, pull yourself up,
Fate smiles only on the cheerful!”
Doctors, doctors, smile
After all, a smile heals hearts.
Doctors, doctors, pull yourself up
Fate smiles only on the cheerful!
I propose to raise a glass to your life choice, for the calling! (Music sounds.)
2nd toast “To vocation”.
3. Skeleton.
A doctor I know told me this story: “There was a knock on the doctor’s apartment. He opens the door - no one. Then he goes out onto the landing and sees a skeleton leaning against the door! “It’s always like this! - the doctor grumbles.
“They hold out until the last minute, and then crawl to the doctor!”
Let's raise our glasses so that people remember doctors in time and appreciate their selfless work. Happy professional holiday to you!
3rd toast “So that the work of a physician is appreciated.”
4. For Friendly team.
It's no secret that to a good doctor Not only your own talent, knowledge and sensitivity are needed. To succeed in this difficult field, support and understanding from colleagues are very important. That is what is called teamwork. Friends, let's remember what words can be used to describe such work and the components of success. So, who was the first to remember? (cooperation, friendship, union, unity, unanimity, like-mindedness, consent, camaraderie, community, interaction, mutual assistance, mutual understanding, mutual assistance, cohesion, coherence, teamwork, singing)
Let's drink it all now
For the friendly team, for you!
Toast 4 “To a friendly team.”
5. Game "Fishermen".
Dear friends! To introduce you to what will happen next, I will tell you an anecdote.
Fishermen relax and talk. The first: “I once pulled a catfish that weighed 103 kilograms!” Second: “And I pulled three at once with one hook!” Third: “I was just sitting there and nothing was biting. When suddenly the float goes sharply under the water, I pull, and there is a silver candelabra with three candles and all the candles are burning...” Then the first one takes the floor again and says: “I’ll probably reduce my catfish by a hundred kilos, but you put out the candles.”
But in our next game called "Fishermen" there will be prizes better than a silver candelabra. There will be special prizes for fishing. Therefore, to participate in the next game I need two gentlemen who love fishing. Please, fishermen, do not be shy!”
Dear fishermen! Introduce youreself. You can say your name, or you can also give a fishing nickname, for example, the unsurpassed hooker and tamer of whales and sharks, Sharp Harpoon.”
So, there are two aces of fishing in all reservoirs of the world, including fountains and baths, just Sergey and Vovka Strong Hand! Your applause! Dear participants, I don’t need to tell you that when catching fish, a fisherman needs a good reaction and sleight of hand. And now we will test your agility and dexterity using an ancient and simple device.
2 coils (every 5-8 m), in the middle of which a hook is tied (clip).
Your task is to unwind the fishing line to its full length and tighten it slightly.
(Hang an opaque bag on the hook in the middle of the fishing line).
Exactly between you I hung a gorgeous prize, if you win it you will receive several additional prizes. But there is one condition: the prize that hangs must be tried. At my command, you will begin to quickly, each for his part, wind the fishing line onto the reel. Whoever is the first to reel in his part of the fishing line and reach the prize hanging on the hook between you wins this prize. Then the winner tests it and receives additional gifts. Are the rules clear?
(Happy music)
“I turned out to be more agile and faster...”
Your applause to the participants of the competition and especially to the winner!” The winner takes out large family panties from the bag.
Experienced people say that polka dot panties are better than polka dots in panties! And I remind you that you need to try these fishing pants, wear them to your health!
Dear friends! While the winner tries on the secret fishing outfit, I want to ask you a riddle. It goes like this: “One hundred clothes and all without fasteners.” What is this?"
What is there to guess - these are 50 panties and 50 socks.
Encouragement prize (vobla) to the loser
To the winner: But this roach and a spool of fishing line are extra for you!” Ladies and Gentlemen! And now, with your permission, I announce the fisherman’s dance!”
Let me remind you that the winner cannot refuse to dance.
Fisherman's dance. Music Rock'n'roll
Thank you, you made us a lot of fun. To the best rock and roll fisherman-dancer, your applause!
And the last thing is an anecdote. “One winter a guy got ready to go fishing. He came, started to break the ice, suddenly a voice said: “There are no fish here!” The man didn’t understand, went to another place, started hammering, and again the voice: “There are no fish here!!” The man crosses over, and he again: “There are no fish here!!!” The man was offended and angrily asked: “Who are you?” The voice answers: “Director of the skating rink!”
Toast. Let's drink to cheerful people who know how to keep company.
Dance break 2.
Now I invite you to test in practice your ability to act together as a team and, to begin with, I suggest choosing captains and giving them the task of recruiting teams.
We invite you all, dear friends, to participate in team games. So, the captains are in place, but where are the teams?
(Leaving the table is accompanied by bravura music.)
Team games.
2 teams will be organized.
Ved. Teams, we stand opposite each other.
Team attention! Which one of you is the best? (Screaming).
Who's louder?
Team (last name or first name of the captain)- try to shout!
We will have to organize a competition that will take place in several stages. Whose wins will become the best.
So, whose team...
1.
will be the tallest one, we'll see right now because you have to build a pyramid without using chairs.
2.
And whose team will make a wider circle in the free part of the hall - (wide - circle).
3.
Whose team is the tightest? – (small circle).
4.
Well, in that case, whose team is the shortest?
5.
Which team will be the longest, holding hands in a chain and stretching from wall to wall?
6.
Who stomps your feet louder?
7.
In this case, who claps their hands louder?
8.
the most bouncy
9.
In this case, the last thing is whose team...
the most danceable?
Music “Everything will be fine” (Serduchka) - everyone dances.
It's time to take stock.
But how will you and I choose the best team if you and I are all mixed up, and we no longer have teams, it turns out to be one big friendly team.
And this means that friendship won! On this optimistic note, we announce a dance for everyone who considers themselves young and successful.
A slow dance.
Disco.
3rd feast.
To continue the fun,
We need to pour it again.
1.
Blitz wishes.
Dear friends, I bow to your noble cause.
You all deserve our warmest words and good wishes not only from patients, but also from each other. Treat yourself without mincing words. Remember what they say: “A kind word pleases a cat.”
So, quick wishes!
Briefly, in a word, let's start!
Toast 1."For people in white coats"
Let's drink to the people
Dressed in white coats.
For nurses and doctors,
Who is in office not for a salary.
Let's wish them
Health, happiness and good luck.
Let the sky be blue
And all problems are solved.
Let's also raise our glasses,
For all the rest of the people,
So that more people become healthy,
And you had less adversity!
2. "Aesculapius".
Joke - awards ceremony
Today we are attending the “Aesculapius” awards ceremony, awarded by the Medical Academy and dedicated to the All-Russian holiday - Medical Worker Day.
All year members Medical Academy discussed the merits of the nominees, washed their bones, put them on shelves, saw right through them and endowed them with all sorts of epithets. And today we present to your attention the result of this painstaking work. We thought for a long time and decided which of you should be nominated in which category and came to the conclusion that everything is in everyone. But from an organizational point of view, this is quite difficult... so we will resort to a proven method.
I think it’s time to get acquainted with the contenders for victory in various categories.
These are talented, successful, educated doctors. All of them, of course, are different, but they have one thing in common - the ability to achieve results in their favorite business.
So, in the 1st nomination “Hot Pepper” the following are presented:
The nominees will now be asked questions to which they must answer and demonstrate their wit, resourcefulness and innovative thinking.
Once again, I draw your attention to the fact that in the fight for the title of Hot Pepper, all answers are good, but the brighter the answer, the greater your chances of winning in this nomination. The winner will be chosen by the audience.
1.
What professional qualities do you need in your work?
2.
Describe your life with a line from a song.
3.
Spell out the word DOCTOR.
4.
Why do patients love you?
5.
Your motto in relationships with patients.
6.
What do you value most in your colleagues?
2. Nomination “In love with the profession.”
(Full names of 3 nominated doctors)
What distinguishes a real physician in love from an ordinary medical worker? (question for men).
Of course Serenade!!! So, in the fight for the title of Lover of the Medical Profession, our nominees will perform a serenade for the ladies. (props: guitar)
This is a very serious and responsible nomination, so impromptu is inappropriate here. We will give nominees time and space to prepare.
And while our nominees are preparing to perform the serenade, dear medical workers, and especially men, we will check how you know your female colleagues!
Dear male doctors, you have received congratulatory telegrams from your female colleagues. But they were all in such a hurry that they forgot to sign. Your task is to determine the sender.
Shooter on trousers and fashionable clothes wishes you carefully (Name) +
I wish you broad shoulders and a slender waist (Name) +
Three-story houses, flawless friends and magnificent holidays (Name) +
Healthy liver, let the iron will not bend, signed (Name) +
3. Nomination “Faster Ambulance”.
Rally competition.
Do you have a driver's license, i.e. rights? What nurses do you know? Then call me or can you handle it yourself?
For those who didn't finish playing in childhood. You need to provide assistance with the help of a bandage that is attached to the machine, so first you wind the rope around a pencil to the music, whoever winds it faster and does not get tangled wins the game
First round, and only then bandage, my dears, quickly.
4. Nomination exclusively for surgery and traumatology. “I made him out of what I had.”
(Full names of 3 nominated doctors).
Competition "Statue of Love".
You are Sculptors. Now your task is to invite a couple M and F - from which you will sculpt a statue to the best of your imagination. You, as sculptors, put the participants in a pose that personifies Love and take 3rd place in the statue.
Discussion, medal and prizes.
Ved. The ladies faint, the curtain closes.
The reward washing begins.
And once again, applause to all the winners and participants.
Hip-hip to the glorious medical workers... Hurray!!!
It's time for everyone to have a drink!
Toast 2.
3. Super prize drawing.
code game. name "THREE"
(raise the super prize above your head)
Dear friends! Now we will hold a game for beautiful ladies!
And this one (name of prize)– this is the main prize! I ask you to, beautiful ladies, don’t be shy, the prize can be yours, the number of participants is not limited.”
Stunning ladies! To participate in the finals of this competition, I need only four participants.
These four finalists will play a completely different game and will all receive prizes, the first of which is this amazing prize! Now I will carry out the elimination through the qualifying game.
I blow the whistle once and raise it up at the same time right hand (I whistle and lift), and you pick up. If I whistle twice and raise my hand (I whistle twice and raise my hand once), then you don’t need to raise your hand, - so I will deceive. Whoever does not raise his hand to a single whistle and raises his hand to a double whistle is eliminated. If two or more participants make a mistake at the same time, then I reserve the right to choose one of them for elimination. And my choice will be impartial.
We conduct several training sessions before the qualifying round. I whistle several times in a row, at intervals of 4-5 seconds, and raise my hand up with each whistle. The participants, like me, raise their hands up. Then I whistle twice and raise my hand (a mistake will be grounds for elimination from the qualifying game). Applause for the losers! Four finalists remain. The qualifying game is accompanied by the statements “Rexona is working! (When raising your hand.)
Vi-i-ira! Who votes for? (Instead of whistling.) Either once or twice, the toastmaster deceived me!
They raised their hand in time -
We found ourselves in the finals!”
Each eliminated participant is encouraged, for example:
She fought, but it didn’t work, support her with applause!
What is important is not victory, but participation - your applause!
Applause for her tenacity, she leaves this game to rest and win the next one - the competition!
She didn’t win, but she didn’t give up, which means she deserves your applause!”
Final: “Dear friends! Now, in the finals, these beautiful and persistent ladies will all receive prizes, and will also win a super prize.
Let's applaud the finalists!" I ask the four finalists to stand in two pairs facing each other. Moreover, one pair is located on the right hand, the other on left hand away from me so that each of the participants can freely reach with an outstretched hand the bear that I hold in front of me in my hand. Now we will check the level of severity of the reactions of our finalists. We will find out how they drank to the health of their colleagues and choose “Miss coordination of movements”!”
The rules of the game are simple:
As soon as you hear the number 3, immediately place your palm on this person’s head... Just don’t give him a concussion and don’t hit each other with sharp claws. Whose hand will be the bottom after I pronounce the cherished number will receive a prize, taking first place. Let's start:
One day we caught a pike.
Gutted, and inside
(significant pause)…
the word “inside” contains the desired number,
but it is not in its pure form.
One day we caught a pike
Gutted, and inside
We saw a lot of fish.
Yes, not just one, but whole...
My reflexes are good, but, unfortunately, I haven’t had time to pronounce the cherished number yet. With your permission, I continue:
A seasoned guy dreams. Become an Olympic champion. It’s better not to be cunning at the start.
Listen to the command: One! Two!.. March!
When you want to learn poems, don’t learn them until late at night,
Better yet, repeat it in the morning,
Once, twice, or maybe... seven!
Be careful, the treasured number may sound at any second.”
One night at the station
I'm three o'clock
I had to wait!
Raise the hand of the final winner. (When giving her the prize, ask her name). Let's bathe (Name) in applause! Now let's
Let's applaud all the wonderful participants in the finals! (prizes for everyone)
4. Game "Changes".
Dear friends! Now I want to play one ancient aristocratic game. Some of you may have already played it, but my take on the game is fun and different. It is such because of the use of unusual and original words in the game. To get you up to speed, ready for the game, and in a special mood, I want to do a little warm-up using unusual words like these. I will ask you questions, and you need to answer from the spot. Shall we begin? The guests nod, and I begin to warm up: “Who is a barbarian?” – this is a cook on two levels!”
What is a smoker?
- an unkempt policeman!
watchdog - bar director;
misfortune - lipstick;
arsenic is a miracle of selection;
the boy is a killer;
fellow countryman - dead;
mordovorot - goalkeeper from Mordovia;
glucose - goat - drug addict;
tomahawk - wife Tamara meets her drunken husband;
boyfriend - fish soup lover
5. Drinking songs.
6. Final toast.
"From Moses to Einstein"
Prophet Moses
King Solomon
Jesus Christ
Philosopher Karl Marx
Psychoanalyst Freud
Physicist Albert Einstein
Prepare:
Prizes; super prize;
Cardboard medals and ribbons for them:
Hot Pepper, In love with the profession, Faster than the ambulance;
Diploma: Master of Magic Hands;
Bandages 3 pcs.;
Cars on strings, 3 pencils;
Fishing line on 2 reels, a hook, cool pants for a fisherman, a mosquito hat, and fishing boots.
Double sheets of newspaper 5 pcs.
Aibolit will help you
Throat color like raspberry
So you have... ANGINA
2. If you ran through puddles
The umbrella didn't seem to be needed
And the next morning out of nowhere
Appears... COLD.
3. Smile and joke
He loves kids very much
Lines up for injections
Children's doctor. ..PEDIATRICIAN.
4. Hepatitis, dysentery
Malaria, diphtheria
He'll drive everything away like a chikist
Doctor.. .INFECTIOUSIST.
5. They stand in the heat, they stand in the cold,
Always holding bouquets of roses
This house gives children
We'll call him... MATERNITY HOSPITAL.
6. Check the cleanliness and quality of cleaning
Disinfection is carried out cleverly for you in an instant
If you break their law, the receipt flies in an instant,
And he will send it to you... Sanitary and Epidemiological Station.
7. He is not a sadist, but he will shine a lamp in the eye,
Everyone, like a schoolboy, will answer all the letters.
The security officer will encrypt everything on the card,
Among the people is Glaznik, but for us... OCULIST.
8. “Scalpel, clamp, dry, fast, pretty,
Time? Pressure? We’ll make it, calmly.”
There are a lot of colleagues and it’s sterile around,
This is how the best operates... SURGEON.
9. If, luckily, a stork knocks on your door,
This means your baby will be born soon.
During childbirth, an assistant, tactful and dexterous,
Who is this? Friendly... . OBSTETRIC-GYNECOLOGIST
10. White teeth - of course beautiful,
He will instantly drive away caries playfully.
It is not the proctologist who will leave the filling in your mouth,
Everyone's favorite doctor... DENTIST
11. In his office there are “sweeter” pills,
And there they will sing “Luli-Luli” without any problem.
He is glad that his name is Aibolit,
Everyone knows what cures children... PEDIATRICIAN
12. He is no worse at desmurgy than a surgeon,
He will put a plaster on you and tighten it tighter.
Sets the joint without drugs or needles,
He is everyone's favorite doctor... TRAUMATOLOGIST.
13. He promises sweet dreams to everyone,
He gently places the mask on your mouth.
No, he is not an ENT specialist or a dentist,
We know that this is... ANESTHETIST
14. A stethoscope is in hand, and a tonometer is in place,
He knows medicines, probably two hundred tons.
He runs to the station and sends greetings to everyone,
Master of Medicine, native…. THERAPIST
2. Table joke "10 signs that you are a doctor..."
1. It’s not women who hang around your neck, but stethoscopes...
2. You promised Hippocrates something...
3. You will be the first to know about new trends in women's underwear (and men's underwear too).
4. Everything around is in shit, and you are in white...
5. You regularly lose someone...
6. You know how to prescribe something that the pharmacy cannot read...
7. You not only drink alcohol, but also rub other people’s buttocks with it...
8. In the West you would earn 100 times more...
9. Feces can tell you a lot...
10. If we get sick, we won’t contact you.
3. Musical riddles "Let's diagnose the lyrical hero of the song"
Short fragments of songs are read (or sounded), and guests try to determine what is really bothering the patient, that is, to make a diagnosis. The one who makes the most correct diagnoses is entitled to some kind of medical prize.
Fragments of songs and diagnoses:
1. “And my heart stopped,
My heart froze" (diagnosis: heart failure).
2. “If you don’t hear me,
So, winter has come" (diagnosis: otitis).
3. We walked with you,
I cried, oh, I cried (diagnosis: hysteria).
4. We honestly want to tell you:
We don't look at girls anymore (diagnosis: impotence).
5. You shouldn’t scold the rain, you shouldn’t scold it
You stand and wait, but why, you don’t know (diagnosis: sclerosis).
6. But if there is a pack of cigarettes in your pocket,
So it's not so bad today (diagnosis: nicotine addiction).
7. She even wanted to hang herself
But the institute, exams, session (diagnosis: suicidal syndrome).
8. I know - you want, I know for sure - you want,
I know for sure - you want, you want - but you are silent (diagnosis: muteness).
9. It hurts me, it hurts
This evil pain cannot be relieved (diagnosis: pain shock).
10. And his wound rots,
And it won't get any smaller
And it won't heal (diagnosis: gangrene).
11. Every step through it hurts,
Every gesture hurts (diagnosis: limb fractures).
12. Judge people, judge God, How I loved
I walked barefoot through the cold to see my sweetheart (ORZ)
13. I got drunk and drunk,
I won't make it home
(alcoholism)
14. Black eyes, passionate eyes, burning and beautiful eyes!
How I love you! How afraid I am of you!
You know, I saw you at an unkind hour! (Hypnosis session.)
15. I am not an angel, I am not a demon, I am a tired wanderer.
I'm back, I'm resurrected
And he knocked on your house. (Clinical death.)
16. Never said
But there is no more patience. (Muteness.)
17. Night! Expectations are cold.
Pain! It's like I'm split.
I can not see anything,
I hate myself. (Night blindness.)
18. And the dawn is already becoming more noticeable,
So please be kind... (Hangover syndrome.)
19. Why are thoughts so confused?
Why does the light dim so often? (Fainting.)
20. I rush into the night to catch up with you,
But I understand that I am standing and cannot run. (Paralysis.)
21. Unfortunately, I, but fortunately, am not alone
I fell into your insidious addiction.
(Addiction.)
22. The snowstorm covered the road,
The sled trail disappeared...
Your hands are getting cold, your feet are getting cold,
And he’s still not there (frostbite)
23. This girl is nothing.
And this one is empty.
And this one, I note,
The belly sulks from the tea. (Binge eating.)
24. Oh, and I myself have become somewhat unstable these days,
I won’t make it home from a friendly drinking party. (Alcohol intoxication.)
25. And I recognize my dear one by his gait. (Flat feet.)
26. I tried to get away from love,
I took a sharp razor and edited myself.
(Suicidal syndrome.)
27. There is no logic in your thoughts,
How can I find the truth in them? (Schizophrenia.)
28. Why are you, dear, looking askance,
Bowing your head low?
(Osteochondrosis.)
29. They picked a sweet berry together,
Bitter berry - I'm alone (poisoning)
30. Far, far, far
My only true friend.
It's not easy, it's not easy, it's not easy
Without reliable, trusted hands (masseur).
31. Hot sun, hot sand,
Hot lips - a sip of water. (sunstroke)
Good afternoon, dear servants of the wonderful science of medicine!
We invite you to cheer yourself up and take part in a fun competition for honey. workers. The participants of the first team are representatives of medical professions, the participants of the second team are their potential patients.
Competition task
Patients choose a representative from their team, who must depict the symptoms of the disease with facial expressions and gestures. The medical team assigns a player to guess the name of the medicine for this disease, which will be written on the patient’s card. Or teams work together against each other.
Names of medications that need to be guessed.
- Purgen (laxative) - the patient depicts signs of illness with gestures.
- Analgin is a pain reliever.
- Diclofenac is a remedy for osteochondrosis.
- Naphthyzin - drops for a runny nose.
- Quinax - eye drops.
- Star balm is a remedy for colds.
- Mustard plasters are a remedy for coughs and colds.
- Mezim - a digestive improver
- Otipax - ear drops for ENT diseases.
- Aspirin is an antipyretic for fever.
- Arbidol is a remedy against influenza viral infection.
- Furacilin - antiseptic for gargling, etc.
To conduct the competition, it is necessary to prepare cards with the names of medicines.
This competition is quite funny. The leader and several couples take part in it. The man speaks into the presenter’s ear what he is going to give to his half. In turn, the lady tells what she will do with the gift, not knowing at all what her man has prepared for her. If the answer is revealed, she is awarded the corresponding prize. Thus, it seems quite funny that a lady is “putting on a pot for work,” or “cooking a book.”
Harem
Using hair ties, you can hold a “Harem” competition. In it, the main roles belong to men. Each of the men receives rubber bands of a certain color (one gets red, the other gets green, and so on). In a few minutes, each participant must “ring” as many women as possible. A ring - an elastic band is put on the ladies' wrist. Then the number of rubber bands is counted and the most agile participant is determined.
Tufts
Before starting the game, tell the participants that men, like birds, are most attractive precisely in mating season. Let each of the participants choose a partner for the game and make him the most ruffled one. To do this, give the ladies multi-colored hair bands. The participants’ task is to make a greatest number Khokholkov. The partner of the most ruffled one is awarded a prize.
Hurricane
Place a bottle on the table with a deck of cards on top. The task of the participants is to take turns blowing cards off the deck. Whoever blows away the remaining deck (the last cards) loses and is eliminated. The game is played until one winner is determined.
Clothespins
Guests should split into pairs. In each of the couples there is a woman and a man. Clothes pins are attached to the back of the partner's clothing. The partner’s task is to use his teeth and blindfolded to move the clothespins from the back of the clothes to the clothes on the partner’s chest. The pair that completes the task first wins.
Nose
For this game you need an empty matchbox, which is placed on the nose of the participant in the game. The box needs to be put on as tightly as possible. The participant must use facial expressions to remove the box from his nose.
Train - an outdoor game
Number of players: any
Extras: paper, pen, bag
They write pieces of paper with the names of body parts and fold them so that they cannot be read and put them in some kind of bag.
Then the first two people each take a piece of paper. And they press together with those parts of the body that are indicated on the papers. Then the second person pulls out a second piece of paper, where it is written which place the third person should touch. Next, the third one pulls out his piece of paper (or rather, two, but one at a time).