It’s not bad if the role of the mouse that solves the whole problem goes to the manager or the hero of the occasion. Seven players-characters from the fairy tale Repka take part. The presenter distributes roles. The game is suitable for both children and adults. You can choose the characters' replicas - which ones you like best. or come up with your own.
Be careful!
1st player will turnip When the leader says the word "turnip", the player must say "Both-on" or “Both, that’s what I am...”
2nd player will grandfather When the leader says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill" or “I would kill him, damn it”
3rd player will grandma. When the leader says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh" or « Where are my 17 years old?
The 4th player will be granddaughter. When the leader says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet" or "I'm not ready"
The 5th player will be Bug. When the leader says the word "Bug", the player must say "Woof-woof" or “Well, damn it, it’s a dog’s job.”
The 6th player will be cat. When the leader says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow-meow" or “Get the dog off the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!”
The 7th player will be mouse. When the presenter says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee-pee" or “Okay, okay, you’ll be gored by a mosquito!”
The game begins, the presenter tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.
Leading: Dear viewers! Fairy tale on new way would you like to see it?
Familiar to the point of surprise, but with some additions... in one, well, very rural area, very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.
(Grandfather appears).
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: and grandfather planted a turnip.
(Turnip emerges)
Turnip: Both on! That's what I am!
Leading: Our turnip has grown big and big!
(Turnip emerges from behind the curtain)
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather:(leaning out from behind the curtain) I would kill him, damn it!
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather called Grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Grandma(emerging above the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Leading: grandma came...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Grandma is calling...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Granddaughter!
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: Didn't you put on lipstick? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: took on Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out... the Granddaughter is calling...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Leading: Bug!
Bug: Damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: Bug came running...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work...
Leading: I took on my Granddaughter...
Granddaughter:: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for Turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... she took the Bug...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading:: Cat!
Cat: Remove the dog from the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: The cat came running and grabbed onto the Bug...
Bug:
Leading:: The bug squealed...
Bug:(squealing) Well, damn it, it's a dog's job!
Leading: took on my granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: granddaughter - for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma - for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather - for the turnip...
turnip: Both on!
Leading:: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with wide strides...
Mouse: Everything is okay, will the Mosquito gore you?
Leading: Out of necessity, she went out and did it under the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I’m allergic to wool, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: How he screams in indignation...Mouse...Mouse: Everything is okay, will a mosquito gore you?
Leading: grabbed the Cat, Cat...
Cat: Take the dog away, I’m allergic to his fur, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: The cat grabbed onto the Bug again...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: The bug grabbed onto her granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter flies to grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma broke into Dedka...
Grandfather: E-may, I would kill!
Leading: Then the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root vegetable! Yes, apparently, by all accounts, this is not an ordinary mouse!
Mouse: It's okay, are you gored by a mosquito?
Turnip: Either way, that's what I am...
(Turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping away tears, Turnip hits the floor with his hat.)
You can come up with a fine as a punishment for those who go astray, for example, jump 5 times (for children) or drink a glass (for adults).
The fairy tale "Turnip - 2" - in a new way
The second tale is more complicated in that, in addition to words, each actor also needs to make appropriate movements. Therefore, before the fairy tale, right in front of the audience, you can rehearse.
Roles and their description:
turnip- at every mention of her, he raises his hands above his head in a ring and says: "Both on".
Grandfather- rubs his hands and says: "So-so".
Grandma- waves his fist at his grandfather and says: "I would kill".
Granddaughter- He rests his hands on his sides and says in a languid voice: "I'm ready".
Bug- wags his tail - "Bow-wow".
Cat- licks himself with his tongue - “Pssh-meow.”
Mouse- hides his ears, covering them with his palms - “Pee-pee-scat.”
Sun— stands on a chair and looks, and as the story progresses, he moves to the other side of the “stage.”
Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc.
If you wish, you can make masks. Print on a color printer and cut out, enlarging the image to the right size— depending on who the masks are needed for (children or adults).
We all know the fairy tale about the Snow Maiden from childhood. We offer a New Year's fairy tale scene in a new way for 2019 based on this work.
Presenter speaks:
- Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman. And what did they not have! And the Indesit stove, and the Sony TV, and the Ariston refrigerator. Only the au pairs did not.
In the New Year's scene 2019 with fairy-tale characters Grandfather and Baba appear.
Woman:
- It’s hard for me, grandfather, to manage the housework. We should hire a housekeeper. But today’s youth are so unreliable, they won’t clean, they will rob! I can't imagine what to do.
Grandfather:
- Come on, grandma, let's fashion a housekeeper out of snow! She doesn’t eat, doesn’t get tired, and at night you can put her on the balcony so she doesn’t take up space in the apartment!
Presenter:
- The Snow Maiden is good and sweet, but she just behaves strangely. He washes the plates with a mop and cleans the furniture with a dish sponge.
Woman:
- Grandfather, what did you give her instead of brains?
Grandfather:
- Yes, some detail from the TV.
Snow Maiden:
– When work is not going well and the mood is at zero - Brooke Bond tea! Take a break and eat a Twix!
Action New Year's fairy tale scene 2019 continues in a new way at school. The teachers have gathered for a teachers' meeting and are deciding what to do with the new student Snegurochka.
Mathematic teacher:
“She’s a good girl, capable.” She only has one advertisement in her head.
Literature teacher:
- At the Snow Maiden's good memory, and she remembers poetry well. True, not the ones I ask. Well, for example: “Homemade dumplings, quite magnificent.” Or this: “Gillette is the best thing for a man.”
Head teacher:
“I think she needs to be shown to the school psychologist.”
The New Year's scene with fairy-tale characters continues in the psychologist's office.
He says:
- The case is not easy. You will have to use the deep freezing method. Bring my props!
The presenter gives him Father Frost's sheepskin coat, hat and staff. Then, in this scene of New Year's fairy tales in a new way, the psychologist, already in the guise of Father Frost, puts the Snow Maiden to sleep, knocks the staff on the ground and takes out the advertising block from her head.
Teachers, Grandfather And Woman they ask the Snow Maiden:
– What is Blendamed? Comet? Silit? Dirol? Ariel?
Snow Maiden:
– I don’t understand what language you speak.
All:
- Hooray! Happened!
A New Year's skit based on fairy tales ends with Father Frost speaks:
– This is real magic! And the fool Snegurochka, fooled by TV and advertising, turned into an intelligent, beautiful and kind girl. I wish you to trust less TV too! Happy New Year with a new happiness!
If you want to congratulate the hero of the day in a non-standard and fun way, then a funny fairy tale scenario for adults will come to your aid. It will not require any active actions on the part of the guests; the participants will just have to pronounce their duty phrase on time. Of course, funny scenes fairy tales for adults are held in honor of the hero of the occasion. Therefore, they require his direct participation. Let us give an example of such a poetic work.
Distribution of roles
The host of the festive event, who will read out the script of the fairy tale for adults, assigns certain roles to the guests. In accordance with them, participants put pre-prepared hats on their heads (they will need to cut out images of animals and stick them on a headband made of paper). Each role is assigned a specific statement.
Phrases for characters:
· Bear (celebrant of the day): “Friends, thank you for coming!”
· Fox: “Here you go!”
· Hare: “We’re sitting so well, friends!”
· Hedgehog: “Well, it’s such a party!”
· Boar: “Will you treat me to a cigarette?”
Addition
During the reading of the congratulations, all characters (except for the hero of the occasion) will shout “Happy Birthday” in unison, which they should be warned about in advance. Guests must listen carefully to the host so as not to miss their cues. This unusual and funny fairy tale scenario for adults can be included in any program dedicated to an “adult” birthday.
Text
Once upon a time at the edge of the forest
The beast all gathered in the hut,
To celebrate a birthday together
And congratulations to the birthday bear.
The animals sat down at the table,
Talk about this and that.
And all in one moment
Suddenly they shouted “Happy Birthday!”
Lisa is already a little drunk,
She said in surprise, “Here you go!”
And the bunny is a gray coward
He looked timidly from under the table
And he spoke openly, without hiding:
“We’re having such a great time, friends!”
Only the hedgehog was not in the mood.
He, seeing the general confusion,
Imposingly lounging on the sofa
And he said loudly, “Well, it’s a so-so party.”
But the animals are upon him
didn't pay attention
And again in chorus
"Happy Birthday!" shouted.
And the bear is the hero of the day,
Opening your arms,
He whispered embarrassedly:
The fox, pouring wine for the target,
Suddenly she sharply shouted: “Here you go!”
Here the little bunny, noticeably emboldened,
He said, as if in a chant:
“We’re having such a great time, friends!”
The pig agreed with him.
And her husband is a wild boar
He was already pretty drunk.
He approached everyone with a question:
“Will you treat me to a cigarette?”
Only the hedgehog was lying on the sofa
And he quietly repeated: “Well, it’s a so-so party.”
But, being away from the holiday
under the impression
All the guests hummed again:
"Happy Birthday!"
Suddenly the bear is the hero of the day,
Having cast aside all my doubts,
Confidently said:
“Friends, thank you for coming.”
Here the animals are all having fun,
Apparently they were already full and drunk.
Everyone started dancing together
And invite the birthday boy to dance.
Fox from fatigue
A little pale
While dancing
She often repeated: “Here you go!”
Well, the boar jumped to the ceiling,
He tap-danced with his hooves,
And again he pestered everyone with the question:
“Will you treat me to a cigarette?”
And the whole hedgehog
From cigarette smoke in the fog
He muttered under his breath:
“Well, so-so party.”
But all the forest dwellers are happy.
Everyone drinks, dances - they have fun.
And endlessly scream to themselves in surprise
To the anniversary bear: “Happy birthday!”
Conclusion
In this scenario of a fairy tale for adults, you can involve all the guests present at the celebration. Let them, together with the characters, shout “Happy Birthday!” Such a collective congratulation will certainly please the hero of the occasion. Similar funny tales/ skits for adults are especially popular mainly due to their originality and originality.
“A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it”
Music from the cartoon “Last Year's Snow Was Falling” plays. It turns out Man- he is dressed in felt boots and hats, and has a cardboard ax on his shoulder:
I already sent it! I've been circling through the forest for three hours, I've seen enough of these fairy tales and these storytellers. There is no such thing as a normal Christmas tree! That's bad luck. And most importantly, some fairy tales are all wrong, not the same as before. Everything seems to be the same as before, but it feels like someone somewhere has changed something! I just entered the forest, and then a story happened to me...
Kolobok
A young man wearing a T-shirt with a yellow smiling emoticon appears on stage. Babka follows him, limping:
The granddaughters and the girls all looked so impudent! There is only one shame, not the girls! That one has not only her ears, but her entire face covered with glands, this tattoo is like that of a hardened prisoner, or she puts something like that on herself - Slava Zaitsev crosses herself and cries quietly in the corner. Don't mess with them, grandson!
Kolobkov:
Well, bah, I need them, these girls..! I went, the guys and I agreed to meet...
The grandmother leaves, Kolobkov “hits the road” to the song “Country of Limonia.”
Zaikina jumps out from behind the scenes to meet him. This is a real glamorous blonde - eyelashes, nails, hair, pink and fur galore.
Zaikina(speaks languidly, drawing out words):
Kolobkov! Where are you going?
Kolobkov:
Zaikina, get out of the way, I’m off and on my way...
Zaikina:
I just had a thought…
Kolobkov:
Did you even think? What a surprise!
Zaikina:
Should I invite Kolobkov to some cafe? Tiramisu, cappuccino, I’m so beautiful... I think it’s a good idea!
Kolobkov:
Zaikina, I don’t want to upset you, but...
I am Kolobkov, Kolobkov,
Born engineers
Learned from TV,
Grandma warned...
I left my grandmother
And he left his grandfather,
I’ll leave you, Zaikina, even more so!
Just think about it - where do I, a simple schoolboy from an average family, have so much money to carry you and your false nails to cafes and feed you tiramisu? Adye, my furry rodent!
Kolobkov... Come with us to the cemetery today.
Kolobkov:
Volkova, damn it! Nevermind an invitation! I see you, I have a desire to cover myself with a blanket and under no circumstances hang my legs or arms off the bed - what if you’re hiding under my bed and how you’ll grab it! And you also invite me to the cemetery!
Volkova:
It will be fun, Kolobkov. Let's howl at the moon and celebrate a black mass. Quiet, calm, no adults...
Kolobkov(About myself):
Grandma is right, she’s right in everything... Listen, Volkova:
Sings his song, adding the line:
I’ll run away from you, Volkova, as fast as I can!
Medvedeva comes out to meet Kolobkov - a girl with a VERY heavy build, roughly speaking - plump.
Medvedeva:
Kolobkov! Come to our house for lunch today! Mom and I made dumplings, baked pies, and fried donuts. Look at my embroideries, I spent so many evenings on them...
Kolobkov:
As I understand it, the only thing missing from your plush table is Kolobkov. Medvedeva, you are my weeping willow, you are my wise Vasilisa, and I don’t even know what this embroidery of yours looks like!
Sings his song, adding the last line:
And I’ll leave you, Medvedeva!
Lisichkina comes out to meet Kolobkov. The girl is just like a girl, only red-haired.
Lisichkina:
Hello, Kolobkov. It's good that I met you. They say you understand computers, but something happened to mine - it won’t load. Maybe if you have a free minute, you can take a look?
Kolobkov:
Lisichkina, I'm in a hurry.
Sings his song, adding:
And I’ll leave you Lisichkina.
Lisichkina:
So I told you - when I have free time. And guess what? You can help me with the computer, and I’ll help you with my essay, otherwise last time the class cried over your epic creation. Let’s do this - you give me a computer, and I’ll give you an essay!
Kolobkov:
But it’s true, it’s almost the end of the year, and I have something indecent about literature. Well, let her write, and it’s not difficult for me to see what’s on her computer... Let’s go, Lisichkina, let’s take a look. Do you have any firewood?
Talking, they leave.
It turns out Man:
Have you seen it? I'll be damned if that Fox didn't eat him! And everything seems to be according to the plot, but doubts torment me. Or here’s another thing - I move on, go out to the edge...
Crane and Heron
A young man, Zhuravlev, comes out from behind the scenes:
All the guys in the class have girls. And some manage to date several people at once. What's worse about me? The heron looked at me like that yesterday, she probably likes me. Maybe call her, ask how things are going with her on the personal front, and if not, then approach her gently?
Dials the number. Tsaplina comes out from another wing. Her phone rings, she picks it up:
Hello, I'm listening...
Hello, Tsaplina. What are you doing?
Ah, Zhuravlev, hello. I don’t do anything, I’m on VKontakte.
But tell me, Tsaplina, honestly, don’t you need a strong, handsome, courageous young man, 16 years old in full bloom? If you need it, here I am!
Zhuravlev, did you fall from the oak tree? Who is the strong one here? Who couldn’t pass the push-up standard for two weeks? And who is beautiful among us? Yes, even the Lyagushkin sisters shy away from you in all directions, and it would seem that there are three of them, and not a single one has a boyfriend, they could have fallen for it. Your masculinity is a big question; they say that when you watch melodramas, you cry like crazy! Well, why do I need such a treasure?
Well, Tsaplina! You're just kind of mean! (to himself) This is a bummer.
He hangs up and goes backstage.
Heron:
Come on, just think! He's trying to be a guy with me... He's handsome, ha-ha-ha... (thinks). Well, actually... his eyes really are wonderful. And then he messed up his push-ups because of a cold, but he runs faster than anyone else and plays basketball great. As for melodramas, it’s still unknown whether he’s watching it or it’s some kind of joke. And in principle, let him look, I love them myself... I shouldn’t have offended the guy. I need to call him back.
Dials Zhuravlev's number. He comes out of the wings and picks up the phone:
Yes. Well, what else do you want, Tsaplina? Didn't you say everything?
You know, Gray, I think I got carried away. If you haven’t changed your mind, then I’m ready to accept your offer to date!
What? Offer? Yes, I was joking, Tsaplina! How could it even occur to you that I would want to date you? Do you think there aren’t any other cute birds in our swamp? Yes, the same Mashka Lyagushkina - her legs are longer, her waist is thinner, and everything else is also in place!
You are a pig, Zhuravlev! I definitely won’t forgive you for comparing you to Lyagushkina!
He hangs up. Goes backstage.
Zhuravlev:
It seems to me that I really am a pig. Well, I like her, to be honest. She’s not only pretty, but also smart, she’ll help if you have anything with your studies... I’m calling... I hope she won’t send me to the swamp!
Tsaplina comes out and answers the call:
Zhuravlev, if you’re calling me to tell me something else about the delights of the other Lyagushkin sisters, then you shouldn’t bother. They are proverbial beauties!
No, Tsaplina. I want to apologize, but still think about my proposal to meet...
Zhuravlev, Christmas trees! No! Go kiss Masha, what if she turns into a princess!
Both go backstage.
It turns out Man:
They still haven't reached an agreement. They call a friend. But maybe I’m confusing something, but in the fairy tale they went to each other, weren’t there telephones in the fairy tale? And what kind of phones are in the swamp? But it was the last story that finally finished me off:
Hen-Ryaba
A table and two chairs are brought onto the stage. A guy and a girl come out. The guy is wearing a tracksuit and a cap, the girl is wearing a miniskirt and heels, but also wearing a sports windbreaker. They behave cheekily. They sit on chairs and crack seeds.
Boy:
Hey, Maha, do you think Ryabov gave us a report on history?
Young woman:
What, do you think he dares not to roll?
They laugh stupidly. A young man, Ryabov, comes in, looking like a typical “nerd”:
Young woman:
And go for a walk, come on.
Ryabov:
But we agreed that the three of us would do the report! What should I do now, write a new one for myself?
Boy:
Well, like, if you don’t want to, don’t write. You’ll get a couple... And don’t blather there, otherwise... (shows fist)
The bell rings. The girl opens the door:
Oh, Myshkin... Hello!
Myshkin enters - a healthy guy, about two meters tall.
Well, what do you have here? Ryabov? Why are you here?
Boy:
Yes, he, like, asked for a visit. He says show him some tricks, like self-defense. He's leaving now.
Myshkin:
They say we have a history report coming up, but I can’t sleep.
The guy and the girl look at each other in fear. Ryabov clears his throat, adjusts his glasses, takes a step forward, clearly wants to say something.
Boy(interrupts):
Ryabov, get out of here, whoever you told! Then all the tricks!
Myshkin:
Why is this on your table? Paper? Is there anything printed on it?
He takes it and reads it from the warehouses:
- “Gold of the Scythians.” Oops! History report! This is where I entered successfully! Who dashed off?
Ryabov:
They dashed off! Not only are they good at tricks, they are also real scholars!
Myshkin:
So, I’ll take this, and you, if you’re so smart, will write for yourself! Fuck me, let's go!
Boy:
Ryabov.., a “bad” person, so what have you done? Now I’ll really show you a couple of tricks, but you probably won’t like it.
Young woman:
Now I'm a couple of years old on the history of the house!
Ryabov:
Yeah, why didn’t you stop Myshkin?
Boy:
Yes, he will put me down with one left hand.
Ryabov:
Okay, don’t cry grandpa, don’t cry grandma... I’ll write you another report, but let’s do it for three. How do you like the topic: “Gold Rush” in the Wild West - the reasons for its occurrence?”
Young woman:
Ryabov, dear, sit down and write quickly...
They go backstage.
It turns out Man, this time dragging a Christmas tree (artificial) behind him.
Phew, now we can go home. I'm tired of these incomprehensible things. Look, what are they kicking out! The main thing is not to meet anyone else at the exit from the forest, otherwise I will completely go crazy.
Runs him out Wife:
Oh, Lord, there you are! And I already searched all over the forest for you! I’ll ask Kolobok, then I’ll ask the Heron. A mouse ran by, waved its tail in your direction, and that’s how I came to you. What, you fool, have you been walking around all day?
Man:
Yes, you won’t believe it, maybe I ate something wrong, but your Kolobok and Mouse are no longer the same. Have you noticed anything strange?
Wife:
You understand a lot. What time is it now? Such are the times, such are the tales. Moreover, you probably forgot the saying: “A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a lesson for good fellows!” Let's go, poor fellow, he's frozen...
They hug and leave. The final music from the cartoon “Last Year's Snow Was Falling” plays.
With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with a quick change of clothes (or without costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.
Collected here the best New Year's fairy tales and skits - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful a holiday called New Year .
Some of them have a lot of characters, some don't, some are only for adult company, other New Year's fairy tales and skits can be performed in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales were written by talented Internet authors - thanks to them for that!)
1. New Year's sketch "Chukchi" based on the fable by S. Mikhalkov.
the scene has been moved - watch
2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."
This is wonderful New Year's game It is always fun and lifts the spirits of everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well; a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).
Presenter: Festive table on New Year's...for many this is the most important thing: strong drinks, aromatic snacks, delicious salads...What do you think is the most popular salad in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's prepare it.
Gives the participant a chef's hat and apron. Asks him to invite guests for certain roles. Places 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on each other’s laps, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.
1. At the base of this salad there is a herring, it should be large and juicy - invite two juicy men. And the herring’s eyes are large and slightly bulging. I said lightly! OK!
Men sit on chairs facing each other
2. Place on the herring, or better yet, scatter onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the onion is white! Girls, let's scatter the herring, don't be shy.
The ladies sit on the men's laps facing each other.
3. Now take the boiled potatoes and place them on top. We invite men again. Potatoes, why are you so boiled, let's get more active!
4. Let's grease everything with aromatic low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!
The ladies sit down again.
5. And again a vegetable. This time carrots. Men, we are waiting for you. What beautiful carrots we have! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!
Men sit down according to the same principle.
6. Mayonnaise again, ladies first! Let's sit down, let's spread out!
The ladies sit down again.
7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of them are not red, or even burgundy, but we hope they are delicious!
The men sit down.
8. Decorate our salad with greens. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a sprig.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon appetit!
Applause to all participants!
3. Instant New Year's skit: "A movie is being made!"
Raise your hands those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, without leaving the spot, a film will be shot in which you are assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate what your role is. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role indicated on their card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, let's start!
He reads, calling one participant in the production at a time and forcing them to “get into character.”
So, the artists received cards with the characters in our impromptu performance, which we will film on camera. They learn what needs to be done only on stage and must immediately perform it.
This is a very fun outdoor game. Costumes are not necessary for her; all you need to do is prepare 6 cards with words and place 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card and sits on one of the chairs. Having heard the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: “Happy New Year!” - everyone stands up together and runs around the chairs. It turns out not to be a skit, but a cheerful “running game” with words.
Characters and words:
Holiday - "Hurray"
Santa Claus - “Have I had a drink with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - “As much as possible!”
Champagne - “As soon as I hit you in the head”
Elka - “I’m on fire”
Gifts - “I’m all yours”
Everyone: “Happy New Year!”
Text.
Once upon a time there was a little girl and she dreamed: when she grows up, I’ll have a big New Year’s PARTY, I’ll decorate a huge TREE, and the real SANTA CLAUS will come to me. And at this time, somewhere in this world there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a GRANDFATHER'S CLAUS costume, give GIFTS to everyone and meet a real SNOW MARIAN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became the SNOW Maiden, and the boy became GRANDFATHER COLA. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.
SANTA CLAUS dreamed of gathering all his friends and giving them CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to hear shouts of “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” kissing the Snow Maiden. And then came December 31, 2020. They decorated the TREE. At the HOLIDAY, CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “What a HOLIDAY! And GRANDFATHER Frost is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful TREE! What excellent CHAMPAGNE!"
The best GIFT for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
Source: forum.in-ku
5. New Year's impromptu "Morning January 1st"
Mother
Mirror
Beer
Fridge
Box
Thunder
Rain
Alarm
Child
Grandfather
Messenger.
Text
DADDY got out of bed hard this morning. He went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this can’t be!” Then DAD angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOTHER opened the FRIDGE with a bang, took out BEER from there and brought it to DADDY. DAD drank BEER and said: “Uh, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.
At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran to his MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. THE DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the CHILD'S eyes. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbling out of his room, clucking and wailing, the evil GRANDFATHER came out. He also wanted BEER, but the BEER ran out, so GRANDFATHER hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.
The doorbell rang. It was a MESSENGER who came and brought a box of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the box of BEER and, limping, ran into his room. But DAD and MOM saw this and ran after him cheerfully. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were unhappy, since no one offered them a hangover.
(Source: forum.vcomine.com)
6. New Year's scene in retro style "The Girl and the Thief".
Characters:
Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, sample from the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (required in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost
Once in a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena was walking to her home
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her purse.)
Without sadness and anxiety
A girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief runs up with a revolver)
He waved his pistol,
He ordered me to take off my fur coat.
(The thief actively gestures with his revolver)
At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena is a thief in the eye
Bam! What strength there was!
(The girl demonstrates several techniques).
The thief screamed in pain,
Lena called 02.
(Calls on his mobile phone. A policeman appears and blows his whistle.)
The thief is now in captivity
And my whole head is covered in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds the bars in front of his face with his hands, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).
Snowflakes are dancing outside the window,
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)
The thief looks at them with longing,
Licking pieces of ice on the window,
Gorka is crying day after day.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)
All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
He won't understand that Santa Claus
Doesn't come to prison!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).
Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year,
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances energetically with a bottle of champagne)
Let's say this to the thief today,
Concluding our poem,
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"
7. Fairy tale - impromptu for the New Year "Main tree in lights"
New Year's theater-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors speak only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.
Characters and lines:
Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: “And I’m just coming from the cold, I’m a May rose”
Ice Palace: “Are you stunned? Close the doors!”
Main Christmas tree: “And I’m so damn mysterious”
Staff: "Hold on, don't make a mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: “Eh, pour it, I’ll pump it!”
Cell phone: “Master, pick up the phone, women are calling!”
Curtain: “I’m silent, but I’m doing my job!”
(background music is playing quietly "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")
Text
THE CURTAIN opens. MAIN TREE froze waiting for it to be lit? Here Santa Claus appears on a MERCEDES SLED. GRANDFATHER FROST got off his MERCEDES SLED and parked it not far from the MAIN TREE. And the MAIN TREE is waiting for decisive action. And at this time the SNOW MAIDEN appears, she has a STAFF in her hands, and a CELL PHONE hangs around her neck. GRANDFATHER CLOSUS joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the CELL PHONE.
And the MAIN TREE feels the approach of the decisive moment. SANTA CLAUS touches the slender branches of the MAIN TREE with his STAFF. From the magical touches, the TREE immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. THE SNOW MAID clapped her hands, the MERCEDES SLED began to dance, GRANDFATHER CLAUS shouted joyfully, energetically waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE. THE CURTAIN closes.
8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"
In this case, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, a ba big bag of candies and every time the sound “distributes” sounds, let him go into the hall and distribute them.
Characters:
Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear
Text
It's quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and their branches creak. A cheerful Woodpecker is pecking a mighty OAK with its beak, preparing a hollow for itself. An ECHO carries a knock throughout the FOREST. A COLD WIND rushes between the trees and tickles the WOODPECKER's feathers. The woodpecker is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.
SNOW covered the entire FOREST. A trembling Woodpecker protrudes its long beak from the hollow of a mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. The BEAR finally fell asleep. He curls up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, and play tag.
Suddenly there was a noise. TWO BRIEFS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the tied-up BEAUTY. An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST. THE BIGGERS tie the BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. THE BEAUTY screams “Save! Help!". An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST.
At this time, a YOUNG HANDSOME MAN was passing nearby on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of the BEAUTY and galloped off to save her. THE HANDSOME MAN shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed fiercely, and pounced on the robbers. The ECHO echoed a ferocious neigh throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, and the HANDSOME MAN won. The robbers fled.
The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked cheerfully, and the HARES clapped their hands.
THE HANDSOME MAN freed the BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped on a HORSE with BEAUTY and rushed through the FOREST into a bright future.
9. Impromptu New Year's fairy tale "Three Bears".
Characters:
Winter
Snow
Hut
Mikhailo Potapych
Nastasya Potapovna
Mishutka
Father Frost
Chair
Pillow
Trees
A bowl
Bushes.
Text
It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on the TREES, on the BUSHES, on the HUT standing in the forest. And in this HUT sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and little BEAR. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he stood on it, sat down with all his might, stood up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. BEAR ran around, throwing and catching the PILLOW, sometimes hitting either MIKHAILO POTAPYCH or NASTASYA POTAPOVNA, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.
Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that it was harsh WINTER outside, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS were bending to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, and soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, covered with SNOW. Suddenly the HUT began to shake under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. From there, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and TEAR BEAR carried his favorite PILLOW in his hands, throwing it in his hands. And then, from behind the rubble of trees and bushes, GRANDFATHER CLAUS came out, he was stunned by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.
And WINTER is standing, it is getting harsher and harsher, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on the rubble of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood huddled together, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.
Then SANTA CLAUS thought, why, after all, BEARS don’t sleep? While GRANDFATHER Frost was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited GRANDFATHER COLAUS to sit down. Washing her face with tears and looking at her favorite BOWL for the last time, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to GRANDFATHER CLAUS. And BEAR, seeing that his parents don’t mind parting with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, and GRANDFATHER CLAUS sat on the PILLOW.
All the BEARS took turns reciting poems about winter, GRANDFATHER CLAUS got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on the TREES and BRUBS, the HUT, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA was hugging her BOWL, and BEAR was sucking his finger in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And GRANDFATHER Frost walked around the HUT and sang a lullaby to them.
10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".
Characters:
Snowflakes
Snow Maiden
Koschey
Stump
Oak
Baba Yaga
Hut
Father Frost
Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter and fall to the ground. I see the SNOW MAID is walking, catching SNOWFLAKES and examining them. And KOSCHEY sneaks up on her heels. The Snow Maiden is tired, she looks - the STUM is standing, covered with SNOWFLAKES.
The SNOW Maiden shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then KOSCHEY grew bolder and came closer. “Come on,” he says, “SNOW Maiden,” to be friends with you!” THE SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her palm on the HUMP, and stomped on the SNOWFLAKES with her foot. “This will not happen, insidious KOSCHEY!” And she moved on. KOSHCHEY was so offended that he sat down on the STUMP, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on the STUMP. And the SNOWFLAKES just keep falling on him. The SNOW Maiden came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK is standing young. The SNOW MAID came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil CAT scared me, the SNOWFLAKES path was filled up, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with the OAK.
Then BABA YAGA rushed over, looked at the OAK, and under him was the SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW MAID away from the OAK tree, placed her on a broom behind her and flew away. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES swirl behind them. They flew to Grandma's HUT, and she stood in front of the forest, and back to BABA YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: “Come on, HUT, turn your front towards me and your back towards the forest.” And IZBUSHKA answered her something like that... Ah, thanks for the tip. That's what she said. But then she turned around as ordered. BABA YAGA put the SNOW Maiden in it and locked it with seven locks. That means she stole the SNOW Maiden.
We need to free the Snow Maiden. Come on, Santa Claus and all your sympathizers, let's buy the Snow Maiden from BABA YAGA (guests buy it either with champagne or by showing off their talents).