Characters: 1st presenter; 2nd presenter.
1st presenter.
We welcome today
Your young friends
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
You all chose the best
Among the many roads,
If you're going to school soon
She brought the threshold.
2nd presenter.
My first lessons
You have successfully completed
And they taught me something
And they were able to captivate the children.
You are now worthy of honor
Be called "teacher".
Here is the first tangible one
All efforts come to fruition.
1st presenter.
Earned per month
Your first bread, labor!
Receive it and sign it!
Photo for us at such a moment!
It is better to photograph the moment by a professional photographer.
2nd presenter.
Your first payday
You can taste it.
The first bread is much tastier
Than bananas and watermelon!
1st presenter.
Here we have a replenishment.
Our business is not easy
We wish you patience
Infinite, at that.
2nd presenter.
Become the children best friend
And manage to do everything:
Teach, inspire, force,
And at the same time, you won’t get bored.
1st presenter.
Yes, even if you had a salary,
So that there is enough for food.
And the surplus goes for travel:
To the sea, to the palm trees, to the cockatoo
2nd presenter.
So that fortune smiles,
So that at least by miracle, but luck,
To protect you from troubles
The school walls are cozy and warm.
1st presenter.
And now for you gifts,
But it’s not just like that,
With meaning. We'll tell you
What, to whom, why and how.
Gifts can be presented by students together with the presenters.
1st presenter.
(To the teacher of the junior group - buttons).
Fidgets on panties
You sew on the button,
And along the loop - onto the chairs.
You fasten your seat belt and everything is ok.
2nd presenter.
(Vocal teacher - 2 ropes).
So that from the stage you captivate
Everyone smiles from ear to ear,
Here, take this remedy
And sew on the ties.
1st presenter.
(To the teacher-organizer - a collection of anecdotes).
Even if at a concert
This thing is in my pocket,
You can in case of a hitch
You reach into your pocket for words.
2nd presenter.
(To the teacher in English in the most younger group- pacifier).
The children will soon overcome
All English, but understand
That the pacifier is more welcome
Your little ones.
1st presenter.
(To the English teacher at the very senior group- a cigarette inserted into the body of a pacifier).
And in the adult group the nipple
For peace of mind you need
But for a different age
She changed too.
2nd presenter.
(To the history teacher - a soldier).
This is the beginning of the collection.
You'll gather a whole regiment of them
Then your kids
They will know a lot about battles.
1st presenter.
(To the choreography teacher - a mop).
If suddenly there is nowhere today
Give you a lesson
You can stay here.
There's a lot of space. Here's the machine.
2nd presenter.
(To the button accordion teacher - a handkerchief).
Take care of the button accordion from damage:
If you get deuces
So that tears don’t corrode
And the furs did not spread.
1st presenter.
(To the folklore teacher in the younger group - a rattle).
For folk ensemble
Here is the most useful item:
And you can go on stage,
And a toy for three years old.
The rest of the gifts are suitable for teachers of any subject.
2nd presenter.
(Dice with numbers (playing, but without a six).
Ah, grades! How it happened:
A three is a lot, a two is not enough.
What to put? Don't torture your mind
Let chance decide.
1st presenter.
(Bag of peas).
If by your trick
The student disrupted the lesson
Then put it without regret
Put it in the corner for peas.
2nd presenter.
(Stencil with a cut “two”).
If suddenly it’s commonplace
He will start handing out deuces,
Make this job easier
This makes them easier to draw.
1st presenter.
(Belt).
For the placed buttons
And hanging cats
Be threatening with pranksters,
Merciless and harsh.
These comic gifts can be distributed to other teachers. The presenters continue.
1st presenter.
Now it will come for you
And the solemn moment:
Get the most important
Your employment document.
The director gives the young teachers work books.
2nd presenter.
But this is for your memory.
There will be light and shadow in life,
But try harder
This is an important day to remember.
Gifts are given.
1st presenter.
Congratulations to you, colleagues,
Recognition and honor to you.
Be with us, be with your childhood
Not alone academic year!
After the young teachers have been congratulated, the holiday goes on as usual: skit party, concert, games, tea party - as you wish. And let the newly-minted teachers perform their own act - a parody of the famous poem by A. Barto and at the same time the famous “Letter to the Village to Grandfather.” It can be read like a poem or sung with a guitar (there is no shortage of composers in such groups).
Hello grandpa! Writes to granddaughters.
You told everyone and wrote,
That your grandson is the leader of half-educated people,
And you won't believe who I have become.
So know, grandfather, that I am a teacher,
Yesterday I taught a lesson for the first time.
I dreamed that I was a torturer
Some small round crumbs.
I had nightmares all night,
I woke up ten times
After all, teach the lessons yourself
It was my first time.
So I woke up on a dark night,
And it was only three o'clock
And I was terribly scared
That my lesson has already begun.
I put on my outfit in a minute
And he grabbed a magazine from the table,
And dad rushed after him
And he caught up with me at the door.
And behind the wall the neighbors stood
And the electricity was turned on
While we were waking up we understood
Dad and I went to bed again.
So I woke up the whole apartment
And I couldn’t sleep until the morning,
And even my grandmother dreamed
It's like she's teaching a lesson
And even my brother dreamed
It's like he's standing with a pointer
And what's under the globe is random
He discovered dynamite.
There is some kind of coldness in the eyes of mothers,
All greetings are silent,
They say I'm indecently young,
And they are in no hurry to entrust their children.
And I'm sitting with an unshaven muzzle,
There's a kilogram of chains on the jacket,
Very proud of his hippie look
And the obedience of children.
They fall silent like fish
And someone even climbed into the closet,
Seeing a gloomy smile
And a mohawk haircut.
Little ones need discipline!
After all, eyewitnesses say
They knocked down the piano
And they are always on your ears
I want to confess to you honestly:
And I could have knocked him down.
Now it's useless to think
After all, from now on I am a teacher.
I will be paid for my hard work,
But they say that sometimes
Everything works out here, which means
It's probably not a problem.
I'll finish writing here,
I kiss you, dear grandfather.
With warm fiery greetings
Vanyushka Zhukov, your grandson.
It's good if yours educational institution occupies a spacious separate building. But if you are huddled “as a bird” in a semi-basement and are forced to put up with the proximity of a sovereign owner who is far from art (which happens all the time), then the highlight of your program may be the appearance of this same “owner” at the evening with a parody of himself ( perhaps also in execution young teacher).
So that you creative success
And see colorful dreams!
But don't forget,
What you always have to do here:
Reimburse me for all rent
And pay for all the warmth
And take part in everything,
Whatever goes on here.
And to learn “spillies”,
Still keeping things in mind:
Patch up the roof for the season
Not out of conscience, but out of fear.
Wash all the corridors with a song
And decorate shop windows,
Restore paintings
And congratulate the management.
If you didn't run away
And we agree to endure everything,
Let me congratulate you
And sit down at your table.
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2014-2015 academic year
"TEACHER'S CABBAGE"
video " C Teacher's Day"
Presenter 1: Hello, dear TV viewers!
Presenter 2: Good afternoon!
Presenter 3: Today we have a significant event - I started my work new TV channel"Teacher's." And this event is all the more significant because the launch of our TV channel coincided with a grandiose event - International Teacher's Day!
Presenter 1: And that’s why our today’s episode “Teacher’s Skit” is dedicated to this holiday.
Presenter 2: The entire program in live The presenters are working for you: Nadezhda, Timur and Anastasia.
Presenter 3: Our dear teachers!
On this holiday - Teachers' Day -
Forget all your worries
And look at the world more cheerfully.
After all, today is a happy day for you,
And the guys all, as if by agreement,
They bring you a large, beautiful bouquet.
And for them the shine of your eyes -
The best reward for your efforts,
Better than any of the praise.
Presenter 1: And they always have one desire:
To please, to bring joy to you.
For your sincere smile
And the student and every student
He will instantly correct all his mistakes.
And it will not repeat them in the future.
Presenter 2: You carry the torch of knowledge for everyone,
The one that never goes out
May all your wishes come true
And your cherished dream will come true.
Presenter 3: After all, you share your experience with us.
Let bad weather not touch you,
And let it burn over you forever
A bright star of success, fame, happiness.
Presenter 1: Well, now we bring to your attention the weather forecast. Today it’s hot at Kokhom School No. 7 southern summer, sunny with smiles, sea and flower winds blow. By the middle of the day, gusts of joyful applause are expected, warm short-term tears are possible, and a front is expected Have a good mood. The Hydrometeorological Center congratulates you on Teacher's Day and gives you a song
Performing a congratulation song
Presenter 2: I would especially like to congratulate Elena Olegovna Barinova and Natalya Vladimirovna Krylova on the holiday, who this year crossed the threshold of the school for the first time as teachers. We invite you to the stage. You assume, of course, how difficult the work of a teacher is. Now you will listen to a lecture on practical pedagogy. The floor is given to the oldest teacher of our school - Elena Vasilievna Semenova.
Semenova E.V.
If you have recently been given a class where there is no order,
Don’t despair too much – they pay for this too!
Even if it’s small, it’s stable!
Enter the classroom confidently and give out slaps,
To be respected!
And then hit the table hard,
So that everything around would immediately tremble!
Talk about something important, such as behavior.
Well, if this doesn’t reach the kids,
Then think about it instantly: who is the “boss” here?
Tell him: “Shouldn’t you and I go out?
For a heartfelt conversation in this quiet corridor?”
And take with you a thick book or a crowbar!
A conversation with a child should begin with a reminder,
That he, the little brat, is doing very badly.
He is disgracing the whole class with his stupid behavior!
If subtle hints have no effect,
In order to promote educational process,
Invite dad to school with or without mom.
Ask about health, success at work,
Praise, ask to influence the evil child.
You can do it right now!
And when a happy boy, having forgotten about all the fun,
Rubbing his buttock and head with his hand,
Your will leave the office, submit to your will,
She will become a good girl and a bunny, don’t worry, calm down:
The classroom will immediately be filled with peace, tranquility and grace!
And now there’s only one little thing left to do: take a solemn oath.
After listening to these tips, remember and understand them.
And never use it in your work at school!
OATH OF A YOUNG TEACHER
1. Courageously and decisively endure all the joys and hardships of being a teacher, I SWEAR!
2.Follow the director's orders because the director is always right I SWEAR!
3.Do not erase the grades in the journal until the next page I SWEAR!
4. I SWEAR to teach children kindness and the ability to stand up for themselves!
5. Don’t give more than two “Fs” in a lesson, I SWEAR!
6.C bad mood I SWEAR not to enter the classroom!
7. I SWEAR to lend money to colleagues until payday!
Presenter 3: For you, dear teachers, a musical number
Performance of the song “Flame of Passion”
Presenter 1:
The director is a faithful guardian of order.
A guarantor, as they say nowadays.
Has a stern look at everything
And he is completely devoted to the school.
Thunderstorm of pranksters, rake,
Damocles sword of immodest maidens,
Doesn't notice languid glances,
Bears his cross with dignity
Over to you, Natalya Gennadievna!
Speech by the school principal
Presenter 2: It’s time for the “According to Your Letters” program. A sea of letters came to our editorial office asking us to congratulate our beloved teachers. Let us read one of them to you: “Dear program! Teacher's Day is approaching. We would really like to visit our home school on this day and talk with our favorite teachers. How much trouble we caused them, but they always treated us with maternal tenderness and shared the warmth of their souls. We apologize for our little pranks and want to tell you that we love and remember all our teachers. Please create a fun day for them entertainment program" Well, dear teachers, today we are fulfilling the wishes of graduates and offering...
The melody of the KVN song sounds
Presenter 3: ...You guessed correctly -
Together: KVN!
Presenter 3: Today in our school KVN a team of teachers plays against a team of high school students. Teams are asked to take their seats.
KVN music sounds. The composition of the teams is announced to the music.
Team of students: team captain - Konovalova Anastasia
(11th grade), Arina Dragunovskaya (11th grade), Viktor Kapustin (11th grade),
Andrey Aslanov (10th grade), Alexey Turlyakov (10th grade).
Presenter 1: Team of teachers: teacher primary classes Grabova Tatyana Dmitrievna, head teacher of the school Napalkova Irina Anatolyevna, physics teacher Zueva Svetlana Viktorovna, mathematics teacher Kiseleva Natalya Nikolaevna and team captain - primary school teacher Klopova Aliya Vakilevna.
Presenter 2: And evaluate our competitive program will be respectedjury consisting of :
School director Natalya Gennadievna Evgrafova
Head teacher of the school Nenasteva Olga Yurievna
Teacher of Russian language and literature Semenova E.V.
Primary school teacher Nadezhda Leonidovna Ostrikova
High school students Anastasia Strunkina and Daria Astakhova
We ask everyone to take their seats.
Presenter 1: We announce 1 competition
-
« Business card»
According to the good old tradition, the first competition is a greeting. Team greetings: name, motto, wishes to opponents. 3 minutes
The jury evaluates the competition (from 1 to 5 points)
Competition 2 “Entertaining dictation”
Presenter 3
:
And now - an entertaining dictation. We invite literate people to a fun event!
One representative from each team is invited to participate in the competition. The task is to write the following text from dictation:
The jury evaluates the competition (from 1 to 10 points)
Presenter 2: While the jury is working, we invite the fans to play too and answer funny questions. Whichever fan team wins will bring an extra point to their team.
Why is a student kicked out of class? (out the door)
When is a fool smart? (when silent)
What branch does not grow on a tree? (railway)
Why buy new boots? (they are not given for free)
In what popular story was there an attempt on the hero’s life three times and only
the fourth time he dies? (“Kolobok”)
What will you never get tired of doing for the rest of your life? (breathe)
Presenter 1:
Where can't you find dry stone? (in a river)
Why does a hunter carry a gun? (over the shoulder)
What will a crow do after living for three years? (live fourth)
In which month do women gossip the least? (in February)
Presenter 3: Well done! The fans of the team…(teachers….students) earned an extra point for their team. Well, we continue KVN and the next competition “New Schedule”.
Competition 3 “New schedule”
Presenter 3:
We are announcing a 3rd competition called “New Schedule”. One day a new director was appointed to a school. He was a very unusual person, and so he decided to redo and change everything at school. And he began to redo everything with the names of school lessons: he was very tired of the old names. So in the school curriculum, instead of reading, letter composition appeared, and instead of drawing, smearing appeared. Help the cheerful director and come up with new names for the lessons.
Lessons:
- mathematics;
- music;
- physical training;
– labor;
– chemistry;
- foreign language.
4 minutes to think! The captains read out the answer options.
The jury evaluates the competition (from 1 to 5 points)
Presenter 1: While the jury is evaluating the competition, for you, dear teachers, a musical number performed by 5th grade studentsclasses .
Performance of the song “Why is this summer”
Competition 4 “Imagine” Presenter 2: We called our next competition “Imagine.”
Teams draw one card 3 times. Each card contains the name of animals, birds, fish, insects. The task is to depict this living creature with the whole team (options: kangaroo, monkey, parrot, woodpecker, frog, locust).
The jury evaluates (from 1 to 5 points)
Presenter 3: While the jury evaluates the teams' performance, we will play with the fans of the teachers' team (4 people).
You will now take the exam. There are tickets in front of you. Everyone takes two tickets. And there are cheat sheets nearby. Let's see how you know how to use cheat sheets.
Teachers read the questions on the tickets and read out the answers from the cheat sheets
(each 2 times).
Questions:
-Will you write notes to parents about their children’s bad behavior in class?
-Will you soon have favorites in the class?
-Will you wake up a student who has fallen asleep in your lesson?
-Will you call parents to school?
-Will you tell jokes in class from time to time?
-Will you often be late for classes?
-Will you allow students to use cheat sheets in your lessons?
-Are you going to use the pointer as a bladed weapon?
Answers:
-No way!
-I never even thought about this!
-May be. I'll think about it some more!
-Can't wait!
-Look, what do you want!
-Yes! I've been dreaming about this for a long time!
-Maybe. It will depend on my mood!
-Why not? Some people can, but I can’t!
Presenter 3: Well done! We did great on the exam.
The jury's word.
The jury reads out the results of previous competitions.
Competition 5 “Jumble”
Presenter 1:
What kind of mess is this?
Here they made a mess out of words!
I order you:
Put everything in its place!
The task is to find out the words.
Words:
– quinlyka (vacation);
– hand (lesson);
– akbtien (office);
- in advance (change);
– apprat (desk);
– oskad (board).
The jury evaluates the competition (1 correct answer - 1 point)
Presenter 2: While the jury is summing up the results of the whole game, for you, dear teachers, a musical number from the boys of 9th grade.
9th grade performance with the song “Sea, Sun”
Presenter 2: The jury's word.
SUMMARIZING. WINNER'S REWARD CEREMONY.
Presenter3:
How time mercilessly flies
And it seems the country is going down...
But only the teacher lights the candles,
When others curse the darkness.
And let the speeches not cease,
Let the eyes of the students shine,
Then we just light the candles,
When love doesn't stop.
And only the teacher is honest, kind, cordial,
And only the teacher is sincere and brave,
That's why he lights the candles
To prevent the darkness from breaking through. (I. Lvova)
Presenter 1: The first broadcast of the Uchitelsky TV channel is ending. But we ask you to stay in front of the TV screens. congratulates you
All together: 11th grade!
11th grade performance
Musical number performed by Yulia Pushikova
Presenter 2:
Our dear teachers!
We will study, we will work,
We will repay your kindness more than once!
For your love, for your worries
Please accept a big thank you from us!
Presenter 3:
Thank you for being inquisitive in your work,
That they are always patient with us, restless people,
Because you couldn’t live without us.
Together: Thank you, dear ones! Thank you very much!
The music sounds “Happy Teacher’s Day to you”
Summary table summarizing the results for the jury.
KVN for Teacher's Day (03.10.2014)
p/p
Contest
Evaluation criteria
Teacher Team
Team of students
"Business card"
Team greetings:
name, motto, wish to rivals.
3 minutes
From 1 to 5 points
"Entertaining dictation"
The task is to write the following text from dictation:
“At noon, on the plank terrace, the freckled clerk’s wife Agrippina Savvichna treated the collegiate registrar Thaddeus Apollonovich with vinaigrette, shellfish and other dishes, and then gave him tea with lump sugar, adding half a lemon.”
From 1 to 10 points
"New schedule"
Help the cheerful director and come up with new names for the lessons.
Lessons:
- mathematics;
- music;
- physical training;
– labor;
– chemistry;
- foreign language.
from 1 to 5 points
"Picture"
From 1 to 5 points
"Jumble"
The task is to find out the words.
Words:
– quinlyka (vacation);
– hand (lesson);
– akbtien (office);
- in advance (change);
– apprat (desk);
– oskad (board).
1 correct answer – 1 point
Initiation of young specialists into teachers
The script was developed for the teaching staff
and was timed to coincide with the professional holiday “Teacher’s Day”
Roles: the judge is the director, the prosecutor, the defense attorney, the secretary, the defendants are teachers and young professionals.
Secretary: I ask everyone to stand up, the trial is underway.
Judge: Today the case of young specialists is being heard. Are the witnesses ready?
Leading: Yes, your honor.
Judge: The floor is given to the prosecutor.
Prosecutor: On September 1, 20... two young teachers were accepted into school No.... -... Olga Gennadievna and... Daria Vladimirovna. They claimed that they received Teacher Education specialties: information technology teacher and primary school teacher. They even presented diplomas of dubious quality.
Advocate: Your Honor, I object. Here is the result of the examination, which confirms that these institutions have state license and the diplomas are therefore real.
Prosecutor: Agree. But it is necessary to conduct an investigative experiment and prove that these teachers can work with students. ( Addresses the teacher)
... Olga Gennadievna. Create an algorithm for the work day of a computer science teacher.
IT-teacher: (Announces the algorithm of the working day).
Preparing for the lesson - the way to school - remove the office from the security console - turn on the computer - lesson - filling out the log - lesson - filling out the log - put it on the remote - the way home.
Prosecutor: You see, the most important ones are missing here important elements– visit to the canteen, meeting with the administration. If our teachers are fed by the holy spirit, we will soon be left without a teacher.
Defender: Do not agree. The lunch break is not included in the busy schedule, and my client received her “baptism” as a part-time secretary.
Judge: Witness … ( Full name of the head teacher). Do you confirm that there were no disruptions to lessons due to Olga Gennadievna’s fault? ( I confirm).
The word of the accused: I don’t plead guilty.
Judge: Let's consider the case of Daria Vladimirovna. Before you is a set of letters. Make up your students' names from them. The purity of the experiment will be monitored... ( Full name of the head teacher of education) And … ( Full name of the head teacher for VR).
Prosecutor: Students' knowledge of their class is not the only indicator. I propose to play the game with those present in the hall. Perhaps this will mitigate the punishment.
Daria Vladimirovna conducts any game with the team.
Defender: I ask you to give O.G. the opportunity for additional examination. She knows the keyboard very well and can sing the alphabet to the tune of any song. ("Let run clumsily").
Judge: Taking into account everything heard and seen today, the court pronounces its verdict:
Recognize Olga Gennadievna as a teacher and oblige her to obtain a second specialty - a physics teacher. To mitigate her sentence, she receives a portable scanner "Copy Paper 2007" and a Newton's apple (dried fruit).
Recognize Daria Vladimirovna as a mother of many children and for her harm she is entitled to milk.
Bow your head. You are sentenced to an unbearable eternal burden - “Classroom Management”.
A word from the defendant. Response from young specialists.
Judge: You have been awarded the title young teacher. I ask you to take an oath on the most expensive thing in school - the class magazine.
I, a young teacher_________, I swear
· love your profession forever;
· adore mischievous and naughty students;
· improve the quality of learning through affection, attention and care;
· I swear that I will listen to my mentors;
· learn from the wise;
· I will become a participant in the “Teacher of the Year 2010” competition;
· I will never leave my native school and never forget my first students.
I swear, I swear, I swear!
Gift from colleagues:
1. Drink a drink made from student and teacher tears. ( Cup mineral water with bubbles)
2. And these are the bumps that others filled before you. ( Pine cones painted with paints)
04.10.2014 Teacher's Day.
"Initiation as a teacher."
The director opens this part with congratulations and invites young teachers to the stage.
I.V.- I congratulate my colleagues on professional holiday- Teacher's Day. It is thanks to these people that the Earth lives and spins, and our school lives and works.
Many people ask: “What is working with children?” - hellish work with broken nerves and sleepless nights, eternal preparation for lessons and events, or the joy of communicating with beloved students, meeting the trusting, sometimes mischievous eyes of children who expect new, interesting things from the teacher , good
We know that to work as a teacher you need to be a little bit of an artist, an athlete, a writer, an art critic, a historian, a psychologist and a little bit of a child, a dreamer and a good wizard.
And of course you need to have a lot, a lot of patience and love for children!
There is a flame of goodness in every heart, and if it burns brightly, it lights other hearts with faith, hope and love.
I.V.- On the eve of Teacher's Day, our school has a tradition: to ordain young specialists as teachers. I would like to congratulate those of our colleagues who this year crossed the threshold of our school for the first time as teachers. But let young teachers know how difficult teaching work is.
We invite you to the stage:
Leading.
We welcome today
Your young friends
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
You all chose the best
Among the many roads,
If you're going to school soon
She brought the threshold.
We conducted a survey among “new” teachers. Let's hear how they answered the questions.
a) One morning I enter the classroom and see the guys all sitting under their desks, then I….
b) One day, I was walking through school and I met (acting teacher) jumping on one leg with a magazine under her arm, and I thought...
c) On last lesson I really wanted to take a break, and the lesson was being taught by an eighth grader, then an idea came to me...
d) After class, I was checking my notebooks and suddenly I found a declaration of love in one of them, I thought...
Leading:
So, we have already learned something about our new colleagues. How much do they know about the teaching profession?
Why did you choose the teaching profession?
What do you expect from your profession?
The most provocative question: Would you like your children to choose this profession?
Young teachers give their answers.
Leading:
There are many good, necessary professions in the world, and everywhere you need your own skills. And the teaching profession is universal. The teacher must, to some extent, be a doctor in order, for example, to provide first aid to a student in the event of a successful attempt to throw a briefcase at the head. A teacher is also an artist, because we resort to all kinds of tricks in order to keep children’s attention in the lesson. To maintain discipline, a teacher must have the skills of a policeman; to live from paycheck to paycheck, the skills of an economist. This list can be continued endlessly. Well, weren’t you scared (addressing young teachers)? If you still haven't changed your mind, then get ready for space. Yes, yes, there are some similarities in the profession of an astronaut and a teacher, and you will see this now.
The song "Grass near the House" sounds. Where the director and head teachers sit there is a sign posted Mission Control Center - MCC, and on the stage - spaceship"School",
Director:
Earth, Earth! Says "School". We are experiencing severe overloads. Replenishment urgently required. How do you hear? Welcome!
MCC:
“School,” says Mission Control, I hear you well. Replenishment is preparing for flight, wait. End of connection.
MCC: Astronaut candidates, get ready to undergo pre-launch space training.
MCC
(reads out the dossier):
"Cosmonaut" candidates.Age
: young.Character
: optimistic.
Education: higher than the highest - pedagogical.
Other indicators: iron grip, mind control.
Desire to work on the ship "School" huge.
MCC:
You will have to pass tests before we send you to the still unknown ship “School”, where you will have to work for at least 30 light years.
First test associated with weightlessness. For us astronauts, this is one of the biggest difficulties in the first days of flight on the Shkola spacecraft. You don’t know where to put your hands or how to place your feet. Let's see now how you can control your body in a state of weightlessness.
You need to divide into two teams, stand at different ends of the hall, and move towards each other to carry a balloon on a stick. Who is faster?
MCC: Second test associated with noise overload. During the flight on the School ship they will accompany you constantly.
Participants stand a few meters from each other, one must read the text given to him, and the second must listen carefully and try to understand it. At this time, the audience creates noise: screaming, squealing, stomping, etc.
MCC: Third test will prepare you to meet the inhabitants of another planet. The aliens you meet on the School ship will have their own manners, their own language, their own writing. Are you ready to understand them?
Can be taken from someone else's school notebook a sample of illegible children's handwriting, reproduce it enlarged so that the audience can also see it, and ask participants to “decipher” the phrase.
MCC: Fourth competition "Broken Fax"
The players stand one after another. Everyone is given a piece of paper and a pencil. The leader shows the picture to the last one in the line, and the player must, placing the piece of paper on the back of the next one, redraw this picture. The next player, based on the sensations his back experienced, draws his own picture and so on.
MCC: Fifth competition "STAR MING"
Teachers are shown the following cards:
Lykakuni Tyap Myavre
snave rti kiuro
retyche plazart ointments
and the following questions and tasks are asked:
to the 1st card: Favorite time year student?
to the 2nd card: Favorite teacher assessment?
to the 3rd card: It’s difficult for a teacher when there’s a lot of this...
Leading: To live from paycheck to paycheck, a teacher must have the skills of an economist.
MCC: Sixth competition "Count it."
Question: There are two coins on the table; they add up to 3 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What coins are these?
Answer:
2 rubles and 1 ruble. One is not 1 ruble, but the other is 1 ruble.
MCC: School, School! This is Mission Control Center speaking.Candidates for “cosmonauts” have successfully passed all tests and are ready to go to the “School” spacecraft. Accept replenishment!
Director: Got you! Ready to receive replenishment!
The director reads the Solemn Oath:
Solemn oath
1. We swear to teach only based on the state program - a step to the right, a step to the left is considered an attempt to escape.
Young professionals. We swear!
2. We swear to uphold the Olympic motto “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” This means: don’t run faster than the wind during recess, don’t jump higher than the administration, don’t be stronger than Atlanta, and don’t carry bags with notebooks weighing more than 10 kilograms.
Young professionals. We swear!
3. We swear not to scream louder than the children and forgive them for pranks.
Young professionals. We swear!
4. We swear to love all children and remain faithful to the school.
Young professionals. We swear!
I chose according to my liking
I made a great choice!
I see great talent in them,
I accept everyone with all my heart.
Today you took an oath,
Congratulations were accepted.
Let it be light in our school
You will all be warm.
Young teachers perform “The First-Grade Song”
Leading: I would like to hope that smart, kind, inquisitive young people have come to us, in whose hands is the future of the state: children. So be patient, wise, selfless! Happy pedagogical destiny to you! Congratulations.
The floor is given to the trade union committee of the school.
The holiday ends with congratulations.
HOLIDAY SCENARIO
"DEDICATION TO A TEACHER"
There are 2 newspapers on the wall of the assembly hall - “Welcome to our school family” (About the school for young teachers),
“Happy holiday, beloved teachers!” (Students about their favorite teachers)
Fanfare sounds.
Presenter-1: Forests are just around the corner
Magicians live now.
They come to school with us
Or rather, a little earlier than us.
Presenter-2: Is there a blizzard, snow, is autumn rustling,
In the trees chilled overnight,
They come and bring
The sun is in our trembling hands.
(Song “A gentle bell calls for your desks...”)
Presenter-1:
Dear friends, today is a big, solemn day at our school.
Presenter-2:
In the Kingdom of the Russian Magisterium, abbreviated as CIA, reigning persons will appear and their coronation will take place.
Let's greet them with applause.
Presenter-1:
We invite Inna Igorevna Babicheva, a primary school teacher.
Presenter-2:
Marina Ivanovna Kirpichnikova, a primary school teacher, is invited.
Presenter-1:
Natalya Viktorovna Myasnyankina, a primary school teacher, is invited.
Presenter-2:
Nina Vladimirovna Tokareva, a primary school teacher, is invited.
Presenter-1:
Svetlana Aleksandrovna Postnikova, a mathematics teacher, is invited.
Presenter-2:
We invite Yulia Aleksandrovna Sapelchenkova, an English teacher.
Presenter-1:
Tatyana Igorevna Sogacheva, a chemistry teacher, is invited.
Presenter-2:
Today, on the eve of Teacher's Day, you are joining the CIA.
Anyone joining the CIA must:
Arm yourself with plans and notes, lists and other papers to prove your professionalism
Remember what they have long said in Rus': “Talent must be hungry.” Therefore, give up on everything and eat exclusively spiritual food.
Amaze yourself and others with your own invention, imagination, talent, enthusiasm, as well as modesty and politeness.
Presenter-1:
Now we ask you to take an oath and after each point repeat: “I swear!”
Solemn oath.
Presenter-1:
We swear to teach based only on the state program - a step to the right, a step to the left is considered an attempt to escape.
Young professionals: We swear!
Presenter -2:
We vow to uphold the Olympic motto “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” This means: don’t run faster than the wind during recess, don’t jump higher than the administration, don’t be stronger than Atlanta, and don’t carry bags with notebooks weighing more than 10 kilograms.
M.S.: We swear!
Presenter-1:
We swear not to shout louder than the children and forgive them for their pranks.
M.S.: We swear!
Presenter-2:
We swear to love all children and maintain loyalty to the school!
M.S.: We swear!
(Mentors present crowns with the inscription “Learning is light” and badges “Teacher” to young specialists.
Presenter-1:
Diplomas, badges and crowns are presented by mentors.
Primary school teacher, Alliluyeva Natalya Gennadievna. Her work experience is years.
Presenter-2:
Primary school teacher, Lazareva Ekaterina Vitalievna.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-1:
Primary school teacher, Serykh Olga Vitalievna.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-2:
Primary school teacher, Oksana Vyacheslavovna Mugaeva.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-1:
Mathematics teacher, Elena Evgenievna Kabanovskaya.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-2:
English teacher, Victoria Vladimirovna Sazonkina.
Work experience 32 years.
Presenter-1:
Biology teacher, Ivanova Lyudmila Evgenievna.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-2:
The word for congratulations is given to the school director
I want to tell you, my dears,
Now you are at the beginning of the path
So beautiful and young
May God grant you to go through it firmly and wisely.
A teacher is like an actor on stage:
No matter how bad your heart is,
Cry on the sly during recess
And go to the children’s classroom with a smile.
Not everything will be smooth on this road,
Don't lose heart, move forward!
He who is open in heart does not live without anxiety,
Hope and faith lead to success.
There will also be many good minutes,
And I’ll be happy to tell you years later,
What if life were turned back to the beginning,
I would become a teacher again!
We wish you success, health, good luck,
In the family - understanding, to be loved.
We wish you to solve any problems,
Be faithful and strong friends with colleagues.
We also want to tell you, dears,
Only then will your work become happiness,
When you achieve recognition, and the children
You will be called your favorite teacher
Presenter-1:
Your colleagues congratulate you.
Congratulations to colleagues.
Teacher-1:
Today we dedicate you
In high rank of teacher.
The guys are preparing surprises.
From now on you are the priestesses of good.
You will be like kittens
Look for germs of intelligence in them.
Teacher-2:
Teach, develop and educate,
And there is no other way.
And count your nerves and strength,
Who came to school - you can’t leave it!
Teacher-3:
This is reasonable, good, eternal,
I came to school - and you are ours.
Glory awaits you, dear, endless,
Instead of a salary - a mirage!
Presenter-2:
The youngest of our large family of school No. 52 came to congratulate you.
Congratulations to first graders.
Presenter-1:
And now the head teacher of the school urgently requests the floor for a lecture on a pedagogical topic.
If you have just recently
They gave me a class where there is no order.
Don't despair too much!
After all, they pay for this too!
Even if it’s small, it’s stable!
Enter class with confidence
And give out slaps,
To be respected!
And then hit it hard
Hard on the table
So that everything is all around at once
It started shaking!
Talk about something important
For example, about behavior.
Well, what if this
It doesn't reach the kids
Then think about it in a moment,
Who's the "boss" here?
Tell him: “Why don’t you go out?
You and I
For a heartfelt conversation
In this quiet corridor?
And take it with you
A thick book or a scrap!
You need to talk to your child
Start with a reminder
What is he, a little brat,
Acts very badly
with your stupid behavior
He's a disgrace to the whole class!!!
If subtle hints
Have no results
In order to promote
Educational process
Call dad to school
With or without mom.
Ask about health
About success at work,
Praise, ask
Influence the evil child.
You can do it right this very hour!
And when a happy boy
forgetting about all the fun,
rubbing my buttock
And the head with your hand,
Yours will leave the office,
Submit to your will
He will become a good girl and a bunny -
Don't worry, calm down:
The class will immediately begin
Peace, quiet and grace!
And now there is a little left:
Take a solemn oath,
Having listened to these advice,
Remember and understand them.
And in my work at school
Never use.
From the school administration, let me present you with folders with recommendations for your work.
Presenter-1:
Look at your badges with the proud name “Teacher”. And in order for you to better remember the name of your profession, let's play a game. We ask a question, and you answer in unison: “Teacher.”
Who answers the famous question “Why?” always finds the answer?
Young professionals: Teacher.
Presenter-2:
M.S.: Teacher.
Presenter-1:
Who in one working day can act as a public figure, psychologist, artist, educator and astronaut (if we are talking about overloads)?
M.S.: Teacher.
Presenter-2:
Who comes up with four to five hour homework assignments to distract you from the pernicious influence of the street and TV?
M.S.: Teacher.
Presenter-1:
Of course, you haven’t forgotten how to pass exams yet. Let's see how you answer our questions.
(There are tickets and answers - cheat sheets for them on the table. Examinees take a question, read it out loud, then take and read out any card with an answer.)
Will you write notes to parents about their children's misbehavior?
Will class favorites appear soon?
Will you wake up a student who has fallen asleep in your lesson?
Will you call parents to school?
Will you tell jokes from time to time in class?
Will you often be late for classes?
Will you allow the use of cheat sheets?
Are you going to use the pointer as a bladed weapon?
No way!
I never even thought about this!
May be. I'll think about this some more.
Can't wait!
Look what you want!
Yes! I've been dreaming about this for a long time.
Maybe. It will depend on my mood.
Why not? Some people can, but I can’t!
Presenter-2:
Well done! Now let's listen to what the newly-minted teacher writes about his work.
(Scene “Letter to the village to grandfather.”)
Hello grandpa! Writes to granddaughters.
You told everyone and wrote,
That your grandson is the leader of half-educated people,
And you won't believe who I have become.
So know this, grandfather. That I'm a teacher
Yesterday I taught a lesson for the first time.
I dreamed that I was a torturer
Some small round crumbs.
I had nightmares all night.
I woke up ten times.
After all, teach the lessons yourself
It was my first time.
So I woke up on a dark night,
And it was only three o'clock
And I was terribly scared
That my lesson has already begun.
I put on my outfit in a minute
And he grabbed a magazine from the table,
And dad rushed after him
And he caught up with me at the door.
And behind the wall the neighbors stood
And the electricity was turned on.
While we were waking up we understood
Dad and I went to bed again.
So I woke up the whole apartment
And I couldn’t sleep until the morning,
And even my grandmother dreamed
It's like she's teaching a lesson.
And even my brother dreamed
It's like he's standing with a pointer
And what's under the globe is random
He discovered dynamite.
There is some kind of coldness in the mothers' eyes.
All greetings are silent.
They say I'm indecently young,
And they are in no hurry to entrust their children.
And I'm sitting with an unshaven muzzle,
There's a kilogram of chains on the jacket,
Very proud of his hippie look
And the obedience of children.
They fall silent like fish
And someone even climbed into the closet,
Seeing a gloomy smile
And a mohawk haircut.
Little ones need discipline!
After all, eyewitnesses say
They knocked down the piano
And they always stand on our ears...
I want to confess to you honestly:
And I could have knocked him down.
Now it’s useless to think -
After all, from now on I am a teacher.
I will be paid for my hard work.
But they say that sometimes
Everything works out here, and that means -
It's probably not a problem.
I'll finish writing here.
I kiss you, dear grandfather.
With warm, fiery greetings.
Vanyushka Zhukov, your grandson.
(A boy and a girl read a poem
R. Rozhdestvensky)
Good luck to you, rural and urban, dear teachers,
Good, evil and no captains on the bridge of the ship!
Good luck to you, debutants and aces, good luck!
Especially in the morning when you enter the school classrooms,
Some are like being in a cage, others are like being in a temple.
Good luck to you, busy with things that cannot be completed anyway,
Tightly shackled by instructions and shouts from RONO.
Good luck to you, looking differently, with ideas and without any ideas,
Loving or hating these - be they three times... - children.
You know, I still believe that if the Earth survives,
Teachers will someday become the highest dignity of humanity!
Not in words, but in the things of tradition, which matches the life of tomorrow.
You will have to be born as a teacher and only after that you will have to become a teacher.
There will be talented and daring wisdom in him,
He will carry the sun on his wing.
A teacher is a long-range profession,
Home on Earth.
Our dears, we congratulate you once again. We hope that you will not have the opportunity to regret your professional choice. Grateful students, patience, health, love!
(A group of students performs a waltz.)