1. We sing a funny song
Let's start the banquet now.
Let's smile at each other
And let’s shout to everyone: “Hello!”
Chorus: Imagine
Imagine:
We'll shout very loudly
Imagine,
Imagine:
We will shout to everyone: “Hello!”
2. We all came to the holiday,
Which means it's more fun
Let's shake hands
And let's sit tighter.
Chorus: Imagine
Imagine:
Let's shake hands.
Imagine,
Imagine:
And let's dance more closely.
3. No matter how many problems you have,
And not a lot of money,
We'll love you anyway
Any baby.
Chorus: Imagine
Imagine:
Even if without money.
Imagine,
Imagine:
Any baby.
4. Even if it is difficult,
Still, don’t worry!
I'll send you now
Air kiss.
Chorus: Imagine
Imagine:
I give you from my heart
Imagine,
Imagine:
Air kiss.
5. Neither on holidays nor on weekdays
We won't be bored.
We know how to work
And we love to relax.
Chorus: Imagine
Imagine:
We know how to work.
Imagine,
Imagine:
But it's better to rest.
6. Let's look at each other
And let's say from the heart:
“Well, really, girls,
Are we very good?
Chorus: Imagine
Imagine:
We are the best in the world!
Imagine,
Imagine:
We are very good!
7. We have a holiday today.
It's high time:
Let's congratulate each other
And let’s all shout: “Hurray!”
Chorus: Imagine
Imagine:
We will congratulate each other.
Imagine,
Imagine:
We shout to ourselves: “Hurray!”
In 2010, I wish you 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love and 31536000 seconds of pleasant moments!
Today we dedicate you
To the rank of teacher, an important rank.
First, let's help a little,
And then do everything yourself.
The guys are preparing surprises.
From now on you are priestesses of good.
You will be like kittens
Look for germs of intelligence in them. Teach, develop and educate,
And there is no other way.
And count on your nerves and strength,
You came to kindergarten and you are ours.
Endless glory awaits you,
Instead of a salary - a mirage!
EXAM
There are tickets and cheat sheets for them on the table. Test takers take a question, read it out loud, then take and read out any answer card.
Questions.
— Will you tell parents about their children’s bad behavior?
— Will there be favorites in the groups soon?
— Will you wake up a child who has fallen asleep during your lesson?
— Will you often be late for work?
Answers.
- May be. I'll think about this some more.
- Yes! I've been dreaming about this for a long time.
- Maybe. It will depend on my mood.
- Why not? Some people can, but I can’t!
Leading. So, in the Kingdom of Reasonable Teaching, abbreviated as CIA, new reigning persons appeared, and their coronation and registration took place.
Music plays and the recorder comes out.
Registrar. Today, on the eve of Teacher's Day, you are joining the CIA.
Anyone joining the CIA must:
Arm yourself with plans and notes, lists and other papers to prove your professionalism.
Remember what they have long said in Rus': “Talent must be hungry.” Therefore, give up on everything and eat exclusively spiritual food.
Amaze yourself and others with your own invention, imagination, talent, enthusiasm, as well as modesty and politeness.
And now I ask you to take an oath and after each point repeat three times: “I swear!”
Teacher's oath
I, ____________ (full name), joining the ranks of educators kindergarten No. 1 “Sunny”, I solemnly swear:
1. Get up for work when the alarm clock rings; if someone is holding you in bed, unhook those greedy hands and get up, get up, get up.
I swear!
2. Leave your bad mood at the door of the control room and put on the mask of a happy, businesslike, rich, charming and attractive woman every morning.
I swear!
3. Prepare for classes on time and professionally if the methodologist opens the door to my group.
I swear!
4. I solemnly promise to write weekly plans on how to love story, which became the bestseller of the year.
I swear!
5. Love other people's children more than your own.
I swear!
6. Master the following specialties part-time:
Junior assistant teacher;
Street cleaner;
A carpenter;
Painter;
Designer;
Seamstress-motor operator
and other specialties necessary to improve the quality of education in educational institutions.
I swear!
7. Tell the parents of all your students every day that their children are the smartest, most well-mannered, the best in the world, obedient, despite the fact that after work I drink valerian and other sedatives.
I swear!
8. On walks, where all world issues and sexual problems are discussed from neighbors to world stars, at the sight of the administration, take on a working look in time and tear off the fifth point of your support from the bench of the neighboring section.
I swear!
9. Be an active employee of our team, take part in competitions of city, regional, republican and galactic significance.
I swear!
10. Be a role model for your child.
Who looks at himself
He sees his face,
Who sees his face -
He knows his worth.
Who knows the price -
You can be strict with yourself.
Who is strict with himself
He is truly great!
I swear!
Registrar. Colleagues of the new arrivals, congratulate the newlyweds and present them with memorable gifts. Prepare the blackest bread in advance, cut it into slices, put it on a tray with a white napkin. Prepare a comic statement for receiving the first bread earned, comic gifts, in addition - “real” gifts (books, flowers, etc.), decorated work books, which can be issued to “hold” on this very day.
Leading: We welcome today
Your young friends -
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
You all chose the best
Among the many roads,
If soon you are on this
She brought the threshold.
Your first lessons
You have successfully completed -
And they taught me something
And they were able to captivate the children.
You are now worthy of honor
Be called "teacher".
Here is the first tangible one
All efforts come to fruition.
Earned per month
Your first bread, labor!
Receive it and sign it!
Photo for us at such a moment!
Your first payday
You can taste it.
The first bread is much tastier
Than bananas and watermelon!
(try)
Here we have a replenishment.
Our business is not easy
We wish you patience
Infinite, at that.
Become your children's best friend
And manage to do everything:
Teach, inspire, force
And at the same time, you won’t get bored.
Yes, even if you had a salary,
So that there is enough for food.
And the surplus goes for travel:
To the sea, to the palm trees, to the cockatoos...
So that fortune smiles,
So that at least by miracle, but luck,
So that our walls are protected from troubles, comfort and warmth.
And now for you gifts,
But it’s not just like that,
With meaning. We'll tell you -
What, to whom, why and how.
1. For the teacher of the younger group - buttons.
Fidgets on panties
Sew on the button
And along the loop - onto the chairs.
You fasten your seat belt and everything is ok.
2. Music. the manager - 2 ropes.
So that from the stage you captivate
Everyone smiles from ear to ear,
Here, take this remedy
And sew on the ties.
3. For the psychologist - a bag of peas.
If a boy looks blankly,
How he became blind and deaf,
Then put it without regret
Put it in the corner, on top of the peas.
Now it will come for you
And the solemn moment:
Get the most important
Your employment document.
(The head hands the young teachers work books)
Manager
I chose according to my liking
I made a great choice!
I see great talent in them,
I accept everyone with all my heart.
Today you took an oath,
Congratulations were accepted.
Let there be light in our kingdom
You will all be warm.
Leading: But this is for your memory.
There will be light and shadow in life,
But try harder
This is an important day to remember.
(Diplomas are presented)
Leading: Congratulations to you, colleagues,
Recognition and honor to you.
Be with us, be with your childhood
Not alone academic year!
Congratulations from colleagues
Song to the tune of “They teach at school.”
1. Complete all the classes, go on an excursion,
Feed and write a bunch of papers.
Teacher advice and control
And the salary is almost zero.
And the family sometimes makes a fuss.
2. Be sure to get to the store in time,
Warm your husband with affection,
Prepare a hearty dinner for him and the children.
Read all the newspapers, sketch out a lesson plan,
And you yourself need rest too.
3. You step on the threshold
This fabulous country.
And today we are holding a dedication.
After all, your profession is so important all over the world,
Well, the main weapon is patience!
1 - Today we dedicate you
To the rank of teacher, an important rank.
First, let's help a little,
And then do everything yourself.
The guys are preparing surprises.
From now on you are priestesses of good.
You will be like kittens
Look for germs of intelligence in them.
2 - Teach, develop and educate,
And there is no other way.
Count on your nerves and strength,
Whoever comes to kindergarten cannot leave!
This is reasonable, good, eternal,
You came to kindergarten and you are ours.
Endless glory awaits you,
Instead of a salary - a mirage!
Young specialists are awarded crowns with the inscription “Learning is light” and badges “Teacher”.
Leading. So they began to live and live in the preschool kingdom, in the “Sunny” state, for a long time and happily. Soon the fairy tale is told, but not soon the deed is done. And therefore, for all the reigning persons on this holiday, a final wish song sounds.
A wish song based on the song “Be Healthy.”
We wish you happiness and success
And we heartily congratulate you on this day.
Master a profession, get down to business,
So that you look into tomorrow with courage.
May you have many good friends,
Friendship with whom would make it brighter.
So be healthy, live richly,
Let your salary triple.
Statement
to receive the first
earned bread from labor
teachers of the State Educational Institution "Nursery-Garden No. 1 of Yelsk"
for the month of September 2010
Total amount______________30 gr.
Head of the State Educational Institution “Nursery-Garden No. 1 of Yelsk”_________________
Responsible for compiling the statement: _______________
Diploma young specialist.
Competition “Initiation of young specialists into teachers”
Leading: We welcome today
Your young friends.
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
Who said that a competition is easy?
Vanity of vanities and masquerade...
Competition is the future of growth,
Technological holiday outfit.
The competition is a reflection of reality,
Impulse of daring, flight,
A spark of igniting modality,
A whirlpool of inspiration.
Music sounds, the princess (Tanya K.) runs out and cries.
Leading: What's happened?
Princess: I don’t want to sit at home, twirl in front of the mirror, try on outfits. I want to work .
Leading: (singing) Oh, princess, you are our unfortunate one,
Princess
Leading
Princess: And I’ll go to work...as a teacher! There is nothing complicated here. Just think about raising children! One, two - and it worked!
Leading
Held
Leading
2 Competition “Guess the riddle”
1. Not by measure, not by weight, but all people have it. (Mind)
2. If it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t have said anything. (Language)
3. By nightfall he died and left his number. (Day)
4.Where do people pay for what is taken from them? (At the hairdresser)
5. They don’t eat it raw, they throw it away when it’s cooked. (Bay leaf)
Leading
3 competition “Find out the proverb”
2. To die with hares is not to giggle like a hare; to live with wolves is to howl like a wolf.
3. It’s cold under the moon, evil comes from dad; It’s warm under the sun, good when it’s mother.
4. Beast is enemy and sister to beast - Man is man’s friend and brother.
5. If you are lazy, you will drown meat in the river; you will not be able to pull a fish out of the pond without difficulty.
6. A big cat from a young age - a kitten - A small dog to an old age - a puppy.
Leading
That we give everything to work without reserve
We are heart and soul.
There is no better job!
Children have their own heart.
In the ocean of childhood!
Even though my legs are worn out.
We are teachers!
Princess
Host: We continue our competition. Next competition “In a hurry, don’t make a mistake”(4)
1. Official in charge of the d/s. (manager)
2. Mother of father or mother. (grandmother)
3. A woman in relation to her child. (mother)
4. Gathering of parents to solve pedagogical problems. (parent meeting)
5. Father and mother of the child. (parents)
6. Little informer (sneak)
7. what punishments are unacceptable. (corporal)
8. Kindergarten Aibolit (nurse)
9. Assistant teacher (nanny)
10Chocolate egg (kindersurprise)
11.What incentives are unacceptable? (monetary)
12. A group of relatives living together (family)
13. A man in relation to his child. (father)
14.Little deceiver.(liar)
15. The place where a naughty child serves his punishment. (corner)
16.Which hand is used to stir the compote? (with a spoon)
Princess
Leading: Okay, let's give you a task of the highest difficulty " Encryptor"(5). You need to read the words, arrange them in the right order, make questions from them and give an answer to the question received.
1. What force does the boat move? (What force sets sailing boats in motion? - wind)
2.Round trees, which of our greenery preserves throughout the year? (Which of our trees remain green all year round?- fur tree, pine tree)
3. Out of 12 months, each month has the fewest days? (Which of the 12 months has the fewest days? - February)
4.What time of year comes after spring? (What time of year comes after spring? - summer)
5.A wolf is an animal or a frog eats, which cow eats meat? (Which animal eats meat - a wolf, a cow or a frog? - a wolf)
6. How many days is a week in two? (How many days are in two weeks? - 14)
Princesses a: Yes, it’s still too early for me to be a methodologist. I'd rather be the manager! Sit in your office and manage your team: You go there, you go there! Beauty!.
Leading:Fine. We will give you tasks of the highest difficulty " Homonym words” (6). Homonyms are words that are pronounced the same and mean different things.
4.Which faucet does not take water from? (from lifting)
Leading
Princess
Leading competition task “Spruce” (7). You need to name words that end with the word “spruce.” (caramel, vermicelli, teacher, teacher, gazelle, parent, carousel, blizzard, etc.)
Leading:The floor is given to the head of the school (summarizing the results of the competition, presenting awards to the winners and participants).
Leading:Young teachers, recognition and honor to you.
Be with us, be with your childhood for more than one school year.
Good luck, dear friends! Not in words, but in things of tradition,
Which matches the life of tomorrow,
You have to be born a teacher,
And only after that - become!
You give everything to a great job,
You awaken a dream in children's souls.
Thank you for living
For (Under thunderous applause, the teachers make a lap of honor. Together with the trainees they sing “Hymn to Educators”
Where are you, like a mischievous child,
You give yourself completely to your children,
And a new wave of emotions
Etc.
Keep a part of it in your heart, shield it from grief
And come to the rescue in time.
We will not part with childhood,
And they are true to their idea.
Like ships at sea
We are not looking for a safe haven.
In a world where you have no peace,
Where there are many children's troubles,
It is necessary that in summer and winter
Every child had a home
And kept you warm.
"Our Service"
We often hear reproaches from relatives,
That we work almost seven days a week,
That we give everything to work without reserve
We are heart and soul.
How many years and every day from year to year
Duty calls the teacher to kindergarten,
There is no better job!
And the salary may still be small,
Only there is no particular sin in this,
We give not for money, but for conscience
Children have their own heart.
We take on a barrage of questions,
The helmsman holds the helm firmly in his hands
In the ocean of childhood!
Even if sometimes we are exhausted
But since I’ve already shouldered the burden,
It’s not fitting for us not to whine, not to whine,
Even though my legs are worn out.
We won’t betray our work, it won’t change us
We simply cannot live without her,
We are teachers!
"Hymn to Educators"
1. In a world where earthly peace reigns,
Where are you, like a mischievous child,
Where you can do any stupid thing.
You give yourself completely to your children,
And a new wave of emotions
Makes you happier, happier.
Etc. With childhood we are always on the same path,
Keep a part of him in your heart,
Shield me from grief
And come to the rescue in time.
We will not part with childhood,
And they are true to their idea.
Like ships at sea
We are not looking for a safe haven.
2 . In a world where you have no peace,
Where there are many children's troubles,
And there is no longer any strength to stay away.
It is necessary that in summer and winter
Every child had a home
Every child had a home
And kept you warm.
« Hymn to educators"
"Our Service"
We often hear reproaches from relatives,
That we work almost seven days a week,
That we give everything to work without reserve
We are heart and soul.
How many years and every day from year to year
Duty calls the teacher to kindergarten,
There is no better job!
And the salary may still be small,
Only there is no particular sin in this,
We give not for money, but for conscience
Children have their own heart.
We take on a barrage of questions,
The helmsman holds the helm firmly in his hands
In the ocean of childhood!
Even if sometimes we are exhausted
But since I’ve already shouldered the burden,
It’s not fitting for us not to whine, not to whine,
Even though my legs are worn out.
We won’t betray our work, it won’t change us
We simply cannot live without her,
We are teachers!
1. In a world where earthly peace reigns,
Where are you, like a mischievous child,
Where you can do any stupid thing.
You give yourself completely to your children,
And a new wave of emotions
Makes you happier, happier.
Etc. With childhood we are always on the same path,
Keep a part of him in your heart,
Shield me from grief
And come to the rescue in time.
We will not part with childhood,
And they are true to their idea.
Like ships at sea
We are not looking for a safe haven.
2 . In a world where you have no peace,
Where there are many children's troubles,
And there is no longer any strength to stay away.
It is necessary that in summer and winter
Every child had a home
Every child had a home
And kept you warm.
2.Round trees, which of our greenery preserves throughout the year?
3. Out of 12 months, each month has the fewest days?
4.Which year of spring comes after?
5.A wolf is an animal or a frog eats what kind of meat does a cow eat?
6.What is a week in two days?
1.What cartridge should you load your gun with?
2. In which cage are birds and animals not kept?
3.Which forests do not contain game?
4.Which faucet does not take water from?
5.What type of belt should you not wear?
6.What type literary work denoted by male name?
1. Not by measure, not by weight, but all people have it.
2. If it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t have said anything.
3. By nightfall he died and left his number.
4.Where do people pay for what is taken from them?
5. They don’t eat it raw; they throw it away when it’s cooked.
TOcompetition “Initiation of young specialists into teachers”
Leading: We welcome today
Your young friends.
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
You all chose the best
Among the many roads,
You're at preschool today
She brought the threshold.
My first lessons
You have completed it successfully.
And they taught something and were able to captivate the children.
You are now worthy of honor
Fight for the title “Teacher”.
This is the first tangible result of all our efforts.
Music sounds, Princess (Tanya K.) runs out and cries.
Leading: What's happened?
Princess: I don’t want to sit at home, twirl in front of the mirror, try on outfits. I want to work.
Leading: (singing) Oh, Princess, you are our unfortunate one,
You are completely unaccustomed to work.
You better see a doctor.
Princess: I still want it that way! I want...I want...to work in a kindergarten!
Leading: Come to your senses, Princess, you don’t know how to do anything.
Princess: And I’ll go to work...as a teacher! There is nothing complicated here. Just think about raising children! One, two - and it worked!
Leading: ok, Princess. Let's meet the teachers. We'll take a look at you at the same time.
Held first competition " Business card». Trainee teachers support with posters and chants.
Leading: The teacher must know everything and be able to answer any question of the child, and be erudite. To check whether you have these qualities, I suggest the following.
Competition "Guess the riddle"»
Leading: A teacher needs to know a lot himself, master “related” professions in order to teach his students something. Let's see if you recognize the proverb by its “reversal”, i.e. in the version when each of its words is replaced with the opposite meaning.
Leading:Look at these darlings beautiful ladies: on their fragile shoulders they bear full responsibility for the younger generation. Surrounded by 20 whys, you need to find answers to all questions, write plans, and prepare for classes. Let's listen to what the teachers themselves sing about themselves.
Princess: I agree, a very difficult profession. Let's dance. I will teach you to dance.
Performing the dance “Dance Teacher”
Presenter: P Let's continue our competition. The next competition is “In a hurry, don’t make a mistake.”
Princess: Oh, I’ll probably be a senior teacher or methodologist! There is nothing to do here: hand out papers with tasks left and right. That's all the work. I even know this song. (singing)
But who showed up? Probably the methodologist is coming...
And all the people were wary: God forbid it will pass today.
He will come up and quietly say: “You need to do this and that.
Here’s a piece of paper with your assignment, I’ll bring you more tomorrow.”
Our wonderful teacher is always at work, always at work!
Leading: Okay, let’s give you the highest difficulty task “Cryptographer”. You need to read the words, arrange them in the right order, make questions from them and give an answer to the question received.
Princess: Yes, it’s still too early for me to be a methodologist. I'd rather be the manager! Sit in your office and manage your team: You go there, you go there! Beauty!.
Leading:Fine. We will give tasks of the highest difficulty “Homonym words”. Homonyms are words that are pronounced the same and mean different things.
Leading:The head of a modern daycare center has the most responsible and difficult job. You must be able to manage a large team of employees, find a common language with parents, and negotiate with plumbers and builders. And also earn money yourself. Just imagine what it looks like. (Monologue on the phone, the manager talks on the phone best friend).
It's coming towards me major renovation!
A new day begins, which means back to the front.
Where can I get white paint at a reasonable price?
I run from morning to night: there is no money, everything is on me!
For groups, tables need to be bought, updated, replaced,
Write, scold, praise, unload, whitewash.
We move boulders and stones, sometimes we build slides.
There's so much stuff going on, the battle continues!
Princess: I couldn’t even imagine that work in d/s is such a difficult and complex job.
Leading:Kindergarten teachers are constantly learning. Last thing competition task "Spruce".
Leading: The floor is given to the head of the school (summarizing the results of the competition, presenting awards to the winners and participants of the competition.
2nd competition “Guess the riddle”
1. Not by measure, not by weight, but all people have it. (mind)
2. If it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t have said anything. (language)
3. By nightfall he died and left his number. (day)
4.Where do people pay for what is taken from them? (at the hairdresser)
5. They don’t eat it raw, they throw it away when it’s cooked (bay leaf)
3 competition
1. According to the police, the headscarf drowns - On the thief, the hat is on fire.
5th competition “Cryptosmiths”» Read the words, put them in the right order, make questions from them and give answers to the floor
1. What force sets sailing boats in motion? - What force sets sailing boats in motion? (wind)
2.Round trees, which of our greenery preserves throughout the year? – Which of our trees remain green all year round? (fur tree, pine tree)
3. Out of 12 months, each month has the fewest days? - Which of the 12 months has the fewest days? (in February)
4.What time of year comes after spring? - What time of year comes after spring? (summer)
5.A wolf is an animal or a frog eats, which cow eats meat? - What animal eats meat - a wolf, a cow or a frog? (wolf)
6. How many days is a week in two? - How many days are in two weeks? (14)
6th competition “Words-homonyms”
1.What cartridge should you use to load a gun? (cartridge for a light bulb)
2. In which cage are birds and animals not kept? (in the chest)
3.Which forests do not contain game? (in construction forests)
4.Which tap do they not take water from? (from the lifting tap)
5.What kind of belt cannot you wear? (earthly)
6.What type of literary work is indicated by a male name? (Novel)
7th competition "Spruce".Remember words that end with the word “spruce”.
Caramel, vermicelli, builder, carousel, teacher, educator, gazelle, parent, blizzard, etc.
“Guess the riddle” “Recognize a proverb by its inversion”
“Recognize a proverb by its inversion”
“Recognize a proverb by its inversion”
“Recognize a proverb by its inversion”
“Recognize a proverb by its inversion”
“Recognize a proverb by its inversion”
1. According to the police, the headscarf drowns - On the thief, the hat is on fire.
2. To die with hares is not to giggle like a hare. - To live with wolves, howl like a wolf.
3. It’s cold under the moon, evil comes from dad. - It’s warm under the sun, good when it’s mother.
4. The beast is the enemy and sister of the beast. - Man is man’s friend and brother.
5. With laziness you will drown meat in the river. - You won’t be able to pull a fish out of the pond without difficulty.
6. A big cat from a young age, a kitten. - A small dog to an old age, a puppy.
DEDICATION TO A TEACHER
(if young specialists have joined the teaching staff.)
Leading.
I would especially like to congratulate on the holiday those of our colleagues who this year crossed the threshold of the school for the first time as teachers. But let young teachers know how difficult teaching work is. Now, after a lecture on a pedagogical topic, you will have to pass an exam in pedagogy. Good luck to you, dear colleagues!
The floor for the lecture is given to the head teacher of the school.
If you have just recently
given a class where there is no order,
Don't despair too much!
After all, they pay for this too!
Even if it’s small, it’s stable!
Enter class with confidence
And give out slaps,
to be respected!
And then hit it hard
hard on the table,
So that everything is all around at once
it was shaking!
And start calmly
in a mournful voice
Talk about something important
for example, about behavior.
Well, what if this
it doesn't reach the kids
Then think about it in a moment,
Who's the boss here?
Tell him: Why don’t you go out?
you and me
For a heartfelt conversation
in this quiet corridor?
And take it with you
a thick book or a scrap!
You need to talk to your child
start with a reminder
What is he, a little brat,
acts very badly
With your stupid behavior
he's a disgrace to the whole class!!!
If subtle hints
have no results
In order to promote
educational process
Call dad to school
with or without mom.
Ask about health
about success at work,
Praise, ask
influence the evil child.
You can do it right this very hour!
And when a happy boy
forgetting about all the fun.
Rubbing my buttock
and your head with your hand.
your will leave the office,
Submit to your will
will become a good boy and a bunny
Don't worry, calm down:
in class it will come immediately
Peace, quiet and grace!
And now there is a little left:
take a solemn oath,
Having listened to these advice,
remember and understand them.
And in my work at school
never apply.
SOLEMN OATH
- We swear to sow reasonable...
- We swear!
- Do everything thinking...
- We swear!
- Protect the honor of the school
- We swear! We swear! We swear!
EXAM
There are tickets and cheat sheets for them on the table. Test takers take a question, read it out loud, then take and read out any answer card.
Questions.
- Will you write notes to parents about their children’s bad behavior?
- Will there be class favorites soon?
- Will you wake up a student who has fallen asleep in your lesson?
- Will you call parents to school?
- Will you tell jokes from time to time in class?
- Will you often be late for classes?
- Will you allow the use of cheat sheets?
-Are you going to use the pointer as a bladed weapon?
Answers.
- No way!
- I never even thought about this!
- May be. I'll think about this some more.
- You can’t wait!
- Look what you want!
- Yes! I've been dreaming about this for a long time.
- Maybe. It will depend on my mood.
- Why not? Some people can, but I can’t!
Gifts for young teachers on Teacher's Day
Prepare the blackest bread in advance. For example, “provincial” - it is not only black, but also very small, cut it into slices, place it on a tray with a white napkin, giving it the original shape of a loaf. Prepare a comic statement for receiving the first bread earned, comic gifts, in addition - “real” gifts (books, flowers, etc.), issued work books that can be given out to “hold” on this very day. Choose two presenters.
Host: We welcome today
Your young friends -
Those who are full of strength and knowledge,
Fresh thoughts and ideas.
You all chose the best
Among the many roads,
If you're going to school soon
She brought the threshold.
My first lessons
You have successfully completed -
And they taught me something
And they were able to captivate the children.
You are now worthy of honor
Called 'teacher'.
Here is the first tangible one
All efforts come to fruition.
Earned per month
Your first bread, labor!
Receive it and sign it!
Photo for us at such a moment!
Your first payday
You can taste it.
The first bread is much tastier
Than bananas and watermelon!
Here we have a replenishment.
Our business is not easy
We wish you patience
Infinite, at that.
Become your children's best friend
And manage to do everything:
Teach, inspire, force
And at the same time, you won’t get bored.
Yes, even if you had a salary,
So that there is enough for food.
And the surplus goes for travel:
To the sea, to the palm trees, to the cockatoos...
So that fortune smiles,
So that at least by miracle, but luck,
To protect you from troubles
The school walls are cozy and warm.
And now for you gifts,
But it’s not just like that,
With meaning. We'll tell you -
What, to whom, why and how.
1. To the teacher of the junior group - buttons.
Fidgets on panties
Sew on the button
And along the loop - onto the chairs.
You fasten your seat belt and everything is ok.
2. Vocal teacher - 2 ropes.
So that from the stage you captivate
Everyone smiles from ear to ear,
Here, take this remedy
And sew on the ties.
3. For the teacher-organizer - a collection of anecdotes.
Even if at a concert
This thing is in my pocket,
You can in case of a hitch
You reach into your pocket for words.
4. To the teacher in English in the most younger group- pacifier.
The kids will soon overcome
All English, but understand
That the pacifier is more welcome
Your little ones.
5. To an English teacher in the most senior group- a cigarette inserted into the body of a pacifier.
And in the adult group the nipple
For peace of mind you need
But for a different age
She changed too.
6. To the history teacher - a soldier.
This is the beginning of the collection.
You will gather a whole regiment of them -
Then your kids
They will know a lot about battles.
7. To the choreography teacher - a mop.
If suddenly there is nowhere today
Give you a lesson
You can stay here.
There's a lot of space. Here's the machine.
8. For the button accordion teacher - a handkerchief.
Take care of the button accordion from damage,
If you get twos,
So that tears don’t corrode
And the furs did not spread.
9. For the folklore teacher in the junior group - a rattle.
For folk ensemble
Here is the most useful item:
And you can go on stage,
And a toy for three years old.
The rest of the gifts are suitable for teachers of any subject.
10. Dice with numbers (playing, but without a six).
Ah, grades! As it used to be,
A three is a lot, a two is not enough.
What to put? Don't torture your mind
Let chance decide.
11. Bag of peas.
If by your trick
The student disrupted the lesson
Then put it without regret
Put it in the corner, on top of the peas.
12. Stencil with a cut “two”.
If suddenly it’s commonplace
He will start handing out deuces,
Make this job easier
This makes them easier to draw.
13.Belt.
For the placed buttons
And hanging cats
Be threatening with pranksters,
Merciless and harsh.
These comic gifts can be distributed to other teachers, because Teacher's Day is a holiday for everyone. Presenter (continues):
Now it will come for you
And the solemn moment:
Get the most important
Your employment document.
(The director hands over work books to young teachers)
Host: But this is for your memory.
There will be light and shadow in life,
But try harder
This is an important day to remember.
(Gifts are given)
Presenter: Congratulations to you, colleagues,
Recognition and honor to you.
Be with us, be with your childhood
More than one academic year!
2014-2015 academic year
"TEACHER'S CABBAGE"
video " C Teacher's Day"
Presenter 1: Hello, dear TV viewers!
Presenter 2: Good afternoon!
Presenter 3: Today we have a significant event - I started my work new TV channel"Teacher's." And this event is all the more significant because the launch of our TV channel coincided with a grandiose event - International Teacher's Day!
Presenter 1: And that’s why our today’s episode “Teacher’s Skit” is dedicated to this holiday.
Presenter 2: The entire program in live The presenters are working for you: Nadezhda, Timur and Anastasia.
Presenter 3: Our dear teachers!
On this holiday - Teachers' Day -
Forget all your worries
And look at the world more cheerfully.
After all, today is a happy day for you,
And the guys all, as if by agreement,
They bring you a large, beautiful bouquet.
And for them the shine of your eyes -
The best reward for your efforts,
Better than any of the praise.
Presenter 1: And they always have one desire:
To please, to bring joy to you.
For your sincere smile
And the student and every student
He will instantly correct all his mistakes.
And it will not repeat them in the future.
Presenter 2: You carry the torch of knowledge for everyone,
The one that never goes out
May all your wishes come true
And your cherished dream will come true.
Presenter 3: After all, you share your experience with us.
Let bad weather not touch you,
And let it burn over you forever
A bright star of success, fame, happiness.
Presenter 1: Well, now we bring to your attention the weather forecast. Today it’s hot at Kokhom School No. 7 southern summer, sunny with smiles, sea and flower winds blow. By the middle of the day, gusts of joyful applause are expected, warm short-term tears are possible, and a front is expected Have a good mood. The Hydrometeorological Center congratulates you on Teacher's Day and gives you a song
Performing a congratulation song
Presenter 2: I would especially like to congratulate Elena Olegovna Barinova and Natalya Vladimirovna Krylova on the holiday, who this year crossed the threshold of the school for the first time as teachers. We invite you to the stage. You assume, of course, how difficult the work of a teacher is. Now you will listen to a lecture on practical pedagogy. The floor is given to the oldest teacher of our school - Elena Vasilievna Semenova.
Semenova E.V.
If you have recently been given a class where there is no order,
Don’t despair too much – they pay for this too!
Even if it’s small, it’s stable!
Enter the classroom confidently and give out slaps,
To be respected!
And then hit the table hard,
So that everything around would immediately tremble!
Talk about something important, such as behavior.
Well, if this doesn’t reach the kids,
Then think about it instantly: who is the “boss” here?
Tell him: “Shouldn’t you and I go out?
For a heartfelt conversation in this quiet corridor?”
And take with you a thick book or a crowbar!
A conversation with a child should begin with a reminder,
That he, the little brat, is doing very badly.
He is disgracing the whole class with his stupid behavior!
If subtle hints have no effect,
In order to advance the educational process,
Invite dad to school with or without mom.
Ask about health, success at work,
Praise, ask to influence the evil child.
You can do it right now!
And when a happy boy, having forgotten about all the fun,
Rubbing his buttock and head with his hand,
Your will leave the office, submit to your will,
She will become a good girl and a bunny, don’t worry, calm down:
The classroom will immediately be filled with peace, tranquility and grace!
And now there’s only one little thing left to do: take a solemn oath.
After listening to these tips, remember and understand them.
And never use it in your work at school!
OATH OF A YOUNG TEACHER
1. Courageously and decisively endure all the joys and hardships of being a teacher, I SWEAR!
2.Follow the director's orders because the director is always right I SWEAR!
3.Do not erase the grades in the journal until the next page I SWEAR!
4. I SWEAR to teach children kindness and the ability to stand up for themselves!
5. Don’t give more than two “Fs” in a lesson, I SWEAR!
6.C bad mood I SWEAR not to enter the classroom!
7. I SWEAR to lend money to colleagues until payday!
Presenter 3: For you, dear teachers, a musical number
Performance of the song “Flame of Passion”
Presenter 1:
The director is a faithful guardian of order.
A guarantor, as they say nowadays.
Has a stern look at everything
And he is completely devoted to the school.
Thunderstorm of pranksters, rake,
Damocles sword of immodest maidens,
Doesn't notice languid glances,
Bears his cross with dignity
Over to you, Natalya Gennadievna!
Speech by the school principal
Presenter 2: It’s time for the “According to Your Letters” program. A sea of letters came to our editorial office asking us to congratulate our beloved teachers. Let us read one of them to you: “Dear program! Teacher's Day is approaching. We would really like to visit our home school on this day and talk with our favorite teachers. How much trouble we caused them, but they always treated us with maternal tenderness and shared the warmth of their souls. We apologize for our little pranks and want to tell you that we love and remember all our teachers. Please create a fun day for them entertainment program" Well, dear teachers, today we are fulfilling the wishes of graduates and offering...
The melody of the KVN song sounds
Presenter 3: ...You guessed correctly -
Together: KVN!
Presenter 3: Today in our school KVN a team of teachers plays against a team of high school students. Teams are asked to take their seats.
KVN music sounds. The composition of the teams is announced to the music.
Team of students: team captain - Konovalova Anastasia
(11th grade), Arina Dragunovskaya (11th grade), Viktor Kapustin (11th grade),
Andrey Aslanov (10th grade), Alexey Turlyakov (10th grade).
Presenter 1: Team of teachers: teacher primary classes Grabova Tatyana Dmitrievna, head teacher of the school Napalkova Irina Anatolyevna, physics teacher Zueva Svetlana Viktorovna, mathematics teacher Kiseleva Natalya Nikolaevna and team captain - primary school teacher Klopova Aliya Vakilevna.
Presenter 2: And evaluate our competitive program will be respectedjury consisting of :
School director Natalya Gennadievna Evgrafova
Head teacher of the school Nenasteva Olga Yurievna
Teacher of Russian language and literature Semenova E.V.
Primary school teacher Nadezhda Leonidovna Ostrikova
High school students Anastasia Strunkina and Daria Astakhova
We ask everyone to take their seats.
Presenter 1: We announce 1 competition
-
"Business card"
According to the good old tradition, the first competition is a greeting. Team greetings: name, motto, wishes to opponents. 3 minutes
The jury evaluates the competition (from 1 to 5 points)
Competition 2 “Entertaining dictation”
Presenter 3
:
And now - an entertaining dictation. We invite literate people to a fun event!
One representative from each team is invited to participate in the competition. The task is to write the following text from dictation:
The jury evaluates the competition (from 1 to 10 points)
Presenter 2: While the jury is working, we invite the fans to play too and answer funny questions. Whichever fan team wins will bring an extra point to their team.
Why is a student kicked out of class? (out the door)
When is a fool smart? (when silent)
What branch does not grow on a tree? (railway)
Why buy new boots? (they are not given for free)
In what popular story was there an attempt on the hero’s life three times and only
the fourth time he dies? (“Kolobok”)
What will you never get tired of doing for the rest of your life? (breathe)
Presenter 1:
Where can't you find dry stone? (in a river)
Why does a hunter carry a gun? (over the shoulder)
What will a crow do after living for three years? (live fourth)
In which month do women gossip the least? (in February)
Presenter 3: Well done! The fans of the team…(teachers….students) earned an extra point for their team. Well, we continue KVN and the next competition “New Schedule”.
Competition 3 “New schedule”
Presenter 3:
We are announcing a 3rd competition called “New Schedule”. One day a new director was appointed to a school. He was a very unusual person, and so he decided to redo and change everything at school. And he began to redo everything with the names of school lessons: he was very tired of the old names. So in the school curriculum, instead of reading, letter composition appeared, and instead of drawing, smearing appeared. Help the cheerful director and come up with new names for the lessons.
Lessons:
- mathematics;
- music;
- physical training;
– labor;
– chemistry;
- foreign language.
4 minutes to think! The captains read out the answer options.
The jury evaluates the competition (from 1 to 5 points)
Presenter 1: While the jury is evaluating the competition, for you, dear teachers, a musical number performed by 5th grade studentsclasses .
Performance of the song “Why is this summer”
Competition 4 “Imagine” Presenter 2: We called our next competition “Imagine.”
Teams draw one card 3 times. Each card contains the name of animals, birds, fish, insects. The task is to depict this living creature with the whole team (options: kangaroo, monkey, parrot, woodpecker, frog, locust).
The jury evaluates (from 1 to 5 points)
Presenter 3: While the jury evaluates the teams' performance, we will play with the fans of the teachers' team (4 people).
You will now take the exam. There are tickets in front of you. Everyone takes two tickets. And there are cheat sheets nearby. Let's see how you know how to use cheat sheets.
Teachers read the questions on the tickets and read out the answers from the cheat sheets
(each 2 times).
Questions:
-Will you write notes to parents about their children’s bad behavior in class?
-Will you soon have favorites in the class?
-Will you wake up a student who has fallen asleep in your lesson?
-Will you call parents to school?
-Will you tell jokes in class from time to time?
-Will you often be late for classes?
-Will you allow students to use cheat sheets in your lessons?
-Are you going to use the pointer as a bladed weapon?
Answers:
-No way!
-I never even thought about this!
-May be. I'll think about it some more!
-Can't wait!
-Look, what do you want!
-Yes! I've been dreaming about this for a long time!
-Maybe. It will depend on my mood!
-Why not? Some people can, but I can’t!
Presenter 3: Well done! We did great on the exam.
The jury's word.
The jury reads out the results of previous competitions.
Competition 5 “Jumble”
Presenter 1:
What kind of mess is this?
Here they made a mess out of words!
I order you:
Put everything in its place!
The task is to find out the words.
Words:
– quinlyka (vacation);
– hand (lesson);
– akbtien (office);
- in advance (change);
– apprat (desk);
– oskad (board).
The jury evaluates the competition (1 correct answer - 1 point)
Presenter 2: While the jury is summing up the results of the whole game, for you, dear teachers, a musical number from the boys of 9th grade.
9th grade performance with the song “Sea, Sun”
Presenter 2: The jury's word.
SUMMARIZING. WINNER'S REWARD CEREMONY.
Presenter3:
How time mercilessly flies
And it seems the country is going down...
But only the teacher lights the candles,
When others curse the darkness.
And let the speeches not cease,
Let the eyes of the students shine,
Then we just light the candles,
When love doesn't stop.
And only the teacher is honest, kind, cordial,
And only the teacher is sincere and brave,
That's why he lights the candles
To prevent the darkness from breaking through. (I. Lvova)
Presenter 1: The first broadcast of the Uchitelsky TV channel is ending. But we ask you to stay in front of the TV screens. congratulates you
All together: 11th grade!
11th grade performance
Musical number performed by Yulia Pushikova
Presenter 2:
Our dear teachers!
We will study, we will work,
We will repay your kindness more than once!
For your love, for your worries
Please accept a big thank you from us!
Presenter 3:
Thank you for being inquisitive in your work,
That they are always patient with us, restless people,
Because you couldn’t live without us.
Together: Thank you, dear ones! Thank you very much!
The music sounds “Happy Teacher’s Day to you”
Summary table summarizing the results for the jury.
KVN for Teacher's Day (03.10.2014)
p/p
Contest
Evaluation criteria
Teacher Team
Team of students
"Business card"
Team greetings:
name, motto, wish to rivals.
3 minutes
From 1 to 5 points
"Entertaining dictation"
The task is to write the following text from dictation:
“At noon, on the plank terrace, the freckled clerk’s wife Agrippina Savvichna treated the collegiate registrar Thaddeus Apollonovich with vinaigrette, shellfish and other dishes, and then gave him tea with lump sugar, adding half a lemon.”
From 1 to 10 points
"New schedule"
Help the cheerful director and come up with new names for the lessons.
Lessons:
- mathematics;
- music;
- physical training;
– labor;
– chemistry;
- foreign language.
from 1 to 5 points
"Picture"
From 1 to 5 points
"Jumble"
The task is to find out the words.
Words:
– quinlyka (vacation);
– hand (lesson);
– akbtien (office);
- in advance (change);
– apprat (desk);
– oskad (board).
1 correct answer – 1 point
HOLIDAY SCENARIO
"DEDICATION TO A TEACHER"
There are 2 newspapers on the wall of the assembly hall - “Welcome to our school family” (About the school for young teachers),
“Happy holiday, beloved teachers!” (Students about their favorite teachers)
Fanfare sounds.
Presenter-1: Forests are just around the corner
Magicians live now.
They come to school with us
Or rather, a little earlier than us.
Presenter-2: Is there a blizzard, snow, is autumn rustling,
In the trees chilled overnight,
They come and bring
The sun is in our trembling hands.
(Song “A gentle bell calls for your desks...”)
Presenter-1:
Dear friends, today is a big, solemn day at our school.
Presenter-2:
In the Kingdom of the Russian Magisterium, abbreviated as CIA, reigning persons will appear and their coronation will take place.
Let's greet them with applause.
Presenter-1:
We invite Inna Igorevna Babicheva, a primary school teacher.
Presenter-2:
Marina Ivanovna Kirpichnikova, a primary school teacher, is invited.
Presenter-1:
Natalya Viktorovna Myasnyankina, a primary school teacher, is invited.
Presenter-2:
Nina Vladimirovna Tokareva, a primary school teacher, is invited.
Presenter-1:
Svetlana Aleksandrovna Postnikova, a mathematics teacher, is invited.
Presenter-2:
We invite Yulia Aleksandrovna Sapelchenkova, an English teacher.
Presenter-1:
Tatyana Igorevna Sogacheva, a chemistry teacher, is invited.
Presenter-2:
Today, on the eve of Teacher's Day, you are joining the CIA.
Anyone joining the CIA must:
Arm yourself with plans and notes, lists and other papers to prove your professionalism
Remember what they have long said in Rus': “Talent must be hungry.” Therefore, give up on everything and eat exclusively spiritual food.
Amaze yourself and others with your own invention, imagination, talent, enthusiasm, as well as modesty and politeness.
Presenter-1:
Now we ask you to take an oath and after each point repeat: “I swear!”
Solemn oath.
Presenter-1:
We swear to teach based only on the state program - a step to the right, a step to the left is considered an attempt to escape.
Young professionals: We swear!
Presenter -2:
We vow to uphold the Olympic motto “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” This means: don’t run faster than the wind during recess, don’t jump higher than the administration, don’t be stronger than Atlanta, and don’t carry bags with notebooks weighing more than 10 kilograms.
M.S.: We swear!
Presenter-1:
We swear not to shout louder than the children and forgive them for their pranks.
M.S.: We swear!
Presenter-2:
We swear to love all children and maintain loyalty to the school!
M.S.: We swear!
(Mentors present crowns with the inscription “Learning is light” and badges “Teacher” to young specialists.
Presenter-1:
Diplomas, badges and crowns are presented by mentors.
Primary school teacher, Alliluyeva Natalya Gennadievna. Her work experience is years.
Presenter-2:
Primary school teacher, Lazareva Ekaterina Vitalievna.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-1:
Primary school teacher, Serykh Olga Vitalievna.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-2:
Primary school teacher, Oksana Vyacheslavovna Mugaeva.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-1:
Mathematics teacher, Elena Evgenievna Kabanovskaya.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-2:
English teacher, Victoria Vladimirovna Sazonkina.
Work experience 32 years.
Presenter-1:
Biology teacher, Ivanova Lyudmila Evgenievna.
Years of work experience.
Presenter-2:
The word for congratulations is given to the school director
I want to tell you, my dears,
Now you are at the beginning of the path
So beautiful and young
May God grant you to go through it firmly and wisely.
A teacher is like an actor on stage:
No matter how bad your heart is,
Cry on the sly during recess
And go to the children’s classroom with a smile.
Not everything will be smooth on this road,
Don't lose heart, move forward!
He who is open in heart does not live without anxiety,
Hope and faith lead to success.
There will also be many good minutes,
And I’ll be happy to tell you years later,
What if life were turned back to the beginning,
I would become a teacher again!
We wish you success, health, good luck,
In the family - understanding, to be loved.
We wish you to solve any problems,
Be faithful and strong friends with colleagues.
We also want to tell you, dears,
Only then will your work become happiness,
When you achieve recognition, and the children
You will be called your favorite teacher
Presenter-1:
Your colleagues congratulate you.
Congratulations to colleagues.
Teacher-1:
Today we dedicate you
In high rank of teacher.
The guys are preparing surprises.
From now on you are the priestesses of good.
You will be like kittens
Look for germs of intelligence in them.
Teacher-2:
Teach, develop and educate,
And there is no other way.
And count your nerves and strength,
Who came to school - you can’t leave it!
Teacher-3:
This is reasonable, good, eternal,
I came to school - and you are ours.
Glory awaits you, dear, endless,
Instead of a salary - a mirage!
Presenter-2:
The youngest of our large family of school No. 52 came to congratulate you.
Congratulations to first graders.
Presenter-1:
And now the head teacher of the school urgently requests the floor for a lecture on a pedagogical topic.
If you have just recently
They gave me a class where there is no order.
Don't despair too much!
After all, they pay for this too!
Even if it’s small, it’s stable!
Enter class with confidence
And give out slaps,
To be respected!
And then hit it hard
Hard on the table
So that everything is all around at once
It started shaking!
Talk about something important
For example, about behavior.
Well, what if this
It doesn't reach the kids
Then think about it in a moment,
Who's the "boss" here?
Tell him: “Why don’t you go out?
You and I
For a heartfelt conversation
In this quiet corridor?
And take it with you
A thick book or a scrap!
You need to talk to your child
Start with a reminder
What is he, a little brat,
Acts very badly
with your stupid behavior
He's a disgrace to the whole class!!!
If subtle hints
Have no results
In order to promote
Educational process
Call dad to school
With or without mom.
Ask about health
About success at work,
Praise, ask
Influence the evil child.
You can do it right this very hour!
And when a happy boy
forgetting about all the fun,
rubbing my buttock
And the head with your hand,
Yours will leave the office,
Submit to your will
He will become a good girl and a bunny -
Don't worry, calm down:
The class will immediately begin
Peace, quiet and grace!
And now there is a little left:
Take a solemn oath,
Having listened to these advice,
Remember and understand them.
And in my work at school
Never use.
From the school administration, let me present you with folders with recommendations for your work.
Presenter-1:
Look at your badges with the proud name “Teacher”. And in order for you to better remember the name of your profession, let's play a game. We ask a question, and you answer in unison: “Teacher.”
Who answers the famous question “Why?” always finds the answer?
Young professionals: Teacher.
Presenter-2:
M.S.: Teacher.
Presenter-1:
Who in one working day can act as a public figure, psychologist, artist, educator and astronaut (if we are talking about overloads)?
M.S.: Teacher.
Presenter-2:
Who comes up with four to five hour homework assignments to distract you from the pernicious influence of the street and TV?
M.S.: Teacher.
Presenter-1:
Of course, you haven’t forgotten how to pass exams yet. Let's see how you answer our questions.
(There are tickets and answers - cheat sheets for them on the table. Examinees take a question, read it out loud, then take and read out any card with an answer.)
Will you write notes to parents about their children's misbehavior?
Will class favorites appear soon?
Will you wake up a student who has fallen asleep in your lesson?
Will you call parents to school?
Will you tell jokes from time to time in class?
Will you often be late for classes?
Will you allow the use of cheat sheets?
Are you going to use the pointer as a bladed weapon?
No way!
I never even thought about this!
May be. I'll think about this some more.
Can't wait!
Look what you want!
Yes! I've been dreaming about this for a long time.
Maybe. It will depend on my mood.
Why not? Some people can, but I can’t!
Presenter-2:
Well done! Now let's listen to what the newly-minted teacher writes about his work.
(Scene “Letter to the village to grandfather.”)
Hello grandpa! Writes to granddaughters.
You told everyone and wrote,
That your grandson is the leader of half-educated people,
And you won't believe who I have become.
So know this, grandfather. That I'm a teacher
Yesterday I taught a lesson for the first time.
I dreamed that I was a torturer
Some small round crumbs.
I had nightmares all night.
I woke up ten times.
After all, teach the lessons yourself
It was my first time.
So I woke up on a dark night,
And it was only three o'clock
And I was terribly scared
That my lesson has already begun.
I put on my outfit in a minute
And he grabbed a magazine from the table,
And dad rushed after him
And he caught up with me at the door.
And behind the wall the neighbors stood
And the electricity was turned on.
While we were waking up we understood
Dad and I went to bed again.
So I woke up the whole apartment
And I couldn’t sleep until the morning,
And even my grandmother dreamed
It's like she's teaching a lesson.
And even my brother dreamed
It's like he's standing with a pointer
And what's under the globe is random
He discovered dynamite.
There is some kind of coldness in the mothers' eyes.
All greetings are silent.
They say I'm indecently young,
And they are in no hurry to entrust their children.
And I'm sitting with an unshaven muzzle,
There's a kilogram of chains on the jacket,
Very proud of his hippie look
And the obedience of children.
They fall silent like fish
And someone even climbed into the closet,
Seeing a gloomy smile
And a mohawk haircut.
Little ones need discipline!
After all, eyewitnesses say
They knocked down the piano
And they always stand on our ears...
I want to confess to you honestly:
And I could have knocked him down.
Now it’s useless to think -
After all, from now on I am a teacher.
I will be paid for my hard work.
But they say that sometimes
Everything works out here, and that means -
It's probably not a problem.
I'll finish writing here.
I kiss you, dear grandfather.
With warm, fiery greetings.
Vanyushka Zhukov, your grandson.
(A boy and a girl read a poem
R. Rozhdestvensky)
Good luck to you, rural and urban, dear teachers,
Good, evil and no captains on the bridge of the ship!
Good luck to you, debutants and aces, good luck!
Especially in the morning when you enter the school classrooms,
Some are like being in a cage, others are like being in a temple.
Good luck to you, busy with things that cannot be completed anyway,
Tightly shackled by instructions and shouts from RONO.
Good luck to you, looking differently, with ideas and without any ideas,
Loving or hating these - be they three times... - children.
You know, I still believe that if the Earth survives,
Teachers will someday become the highest dignity of humanity!
Not in words, but in the things of tradition, which matches the life of tomorrow.
You will have to be born as a teacher and only after that you will have to become a teacher.
There will be talented and daring wisdom in him,
He will carry the sun on his wing.
A teacher is a long-range profession,
Home on Earth.
Our dears, we congratulate you once again. We hope that you will not have the opportunity to regret your professional choice. Grateful students, patience, health, love!
(A group of students performs a waltz.)