Scenario of theatrical New Year's performance

Scene 1

Father Frost
Well... how to understand this?! Nanny Metelitsa asked you to clean up the rabbitry before the holiday, and you dressed up the rabbits as ballerinas?! But look at yourself... who do you look like?! Some kind of T-shirt?.. Just by the cap you can guess that you are a young New Year.

New Year
No, grandpa, you’re just not catching up! We're going to the children's Christmas tree, aren't we?

DM
Well, for children... and for adults... What's the difference?..

NG
So that's it - none! Now both children and adults are making fun of this song! So I’m thinking of making a cool entrance so that everyone’s jaws drop, and then the party will turn out to be awesome!

DM
Is it you, what language did you speak to me in now?

NG
Well, it’s clear which one... ours...

DM
So I feel that it’s “YOUR”, but your singer also sings the song in your language?

NG
No, the song is not on ours. I don’t know which one, I won’t lie, but definitely not ours.

DM
How do you understand what is being sung in it?

NG
What's the difference?! But how can you rock out to it!..

DM
Ugh! It’s disgusting to listen to – “wobble.” But you New Year's celebration you give, you bring joy, you must speak a kind language, but from your statements, you can definitely lose your jaw. You better read the alphabet for the New Year.

NG
Yes, I read it! Grandfather, it’s boring - it’s the same thing every year! So I wanted to come up with something fresh...

DM
New, you say?.. Well, that’s commendable. Well, turn on your music, only I will sing my song.

(Song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” (remix))

NG
(Stunned) Grandfather! Well, respect to you! Cool! Forever!

DM Stop, stop, stop…. Do you understand what my song was about?

NG
Certainly!

DM
So I want to understand what you are talking about.

NG
Got it, grandpa! You are just super great! Handsome!

DM
(With a sigh) Well, of course, this is not quite, but it’s closer to the topic. Okay, go get ready for the holiday, otherwise there’s very little time left, and I still have a lot of things to do.

NG and the piglets run away. The phone rings.

Hello, Santa Claus is listening. From the Kremlin? I'm hearing you…. (Puzzled) What?! Write a New Year's message to the president?.. Ah-ah! Check and sign?! This is of course, this is always us! We have something to sign, then you have to carry it out.... Well, send me an email... Of course there is a computer, we are Santa Clauses, old people are still oh-oh-oh - we walk with time, only in felt boots! Well, send it on and Happy New Year!

The signal for an incoming email sounds, an incomprehensible-looking (semi-electronic) girl runs into the room with a package in her hands.

(Frightened and surprised) Wow, pine trees, Christmas trees, balls, needles! Who are you going to be?! Where did it come from?!

ICQ
ICQ I - instant message - a product of new technologies! And they sent it from the Kremlin!

DM
They sent it from far away... and how quickly I got there!

ICQ
As they sent, she came rushing! Message for you.

DM
Come on, come on, I've been waiting for a long time.

He takes the envelope. He looks at Aska.

Well...what are you worth?..

ICQ
So you need to send me!

DM
Well... so... go already...

Aska runs away with a comical step to the sound of her music.

Kh-eh! Here they give technology!

Santa Claus sits down at the table, puts on his glasses and begins to read the message, at this time the clap of a pyatard is heard behind the scenes. The “scream” of Metelitsa’s nanny is heard. New Year runs into the room, with traces of soot on his cheeks, hiding under the table. Nanny Metelitsa runs in after him, looking rather burnt, swearing.

Blizzard
Oh, you damned unhearing one! Scared me to the point of colic! Come here! (Looks around, searching) Come here this moment! I'm tearing off those ears right now!

(To Santa Claus) He completely got away with it, you scoundrel! Here the youth have gone! I wish I could start growing up!

DM (Without looking up from reading) It’s okay, Nanny Metelitsa, this won’t stop the matter - as soon as the clock strikes twelve, he’ll start to get older.

Blizzard
Yes, he will destroy everyone until twelve! Or even worse, we’ll fly up into the air like my salty snowballs from the tub!

What?! They took off just like that?! What the hell did he do there?!

(Looking out from under the table) Just think - salty snowballs... But I invented a cool New Year's cracker and tried it out - how cool!

The firecracker (traditional) is activated, and Santa Claus falls from his chair.

Oh, you staff - a staff, a bag of outrages! Come on, get out!

DM

“removes” NG from under the table. NG hides a small bag behind his back.

What are you hiding there?! Mischievous!

(Frowning) Purse….

Wha-oh?!

Well, grandpa, what do you wear on holidays?

Me?! With a bag for New Year's gifts...

Well, okay, let there be a bag, but I have it for New Year's jokes! ..Well...or surprises...

Snowstorm Yes, I was almost speechless from these jokes!

(Under his breath) Something is not noticeable...

Blizzard
No, this is not a bag of surprises... (sobs) this is a bag of a young terrorist! What will people think about me - I raised someone?..

DM
Okay, Nanny Metelitsa, don’t worry - now we’ll “educate” him a little...

Come on, bring your bag here - and go to the corner!

Blizzard
Exactly! And think there, in the corner - is this how the New Year should behave!

NG
Grandfather, you promised to take me with you to decorate the forest trees...

DM
You are at fault, I will have to do this holiday business without you.

Blizzard
It’s okay, let it stand in the corner, I’ll help you, at the same time I’ll whip up the snowy feather bed in the fields, I’ll cover up the ground sleeping from the frost.

DM
Then we need to hurry, Snowstorm, I still have time to say goodbye to the old year. (New Year) Look, don't be naughty!

Metelitsa and D Moroz leave.

NG
(He comes out of the corner with caution) They're gone... They've started hazing here - don't go there, don't touch this... (mimics DM) “He's still young, grow up first...” (mimics NM) “Oh, my salty snowballs are all stuck to the ceiling... terrorist!” Well, I put the firecracker in the tub, I didn’t think it would turn out to be a cannon... Oh!.. Is that me?! Can I write poetry?! Or maybe you’ll be able to sing yourself?!

Turns on the tape recorder

At the end of the song, Aska comes into the background to the music and tries to dance “clumsily”. NG doesn't notice her yet.

NG
And what?! In my opinion, it’s impressive... it’s a pity no one saw it.

ICQ
I saw.

NG
(Shuddering in surprise) Oops! And who are you?!

ICQ
Electronic message... ICQ... (looks around) Where should I go?.. Where?.. Where?..

NG
Why are you cackling? (Straightening the supposed muscles on the neck and arms) All sorts of people walk here.... They confuse real boys...

ICQ
I'm not embarrassed... I inform... I inform... I inform...

Hands out a message

NG
Are you stuck, or what?

ICQ
And you are nothing... nothing... nothing...

NG
(Embarrassed) Well, get out of here!

ICQ
(Flirtatiously hands over the envelope) The message has been delivered, I’ll hasten to inform you about the delivery... He runs away.

NG
You see... She galloped like a victim....

Opens the envelope and reads the syllables

“The best ki-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yyyyyyyyyyyyyy...”

ABOUT! Super! This is cool! Where is the address here?! Yes! So I’ll prove to Santa Claus and nanny Metelitsa that I can do something too! I’ll bring a whole bag of awesome gifts, by the way, where’s my bag? But here he is... well, I’ll leave the jokes for now, I suppose there’s enough room. Also, grandpa, we’ll have to compare who has the coolest gifts! Wow! I'm already screaming from the inside! I will be the best! I keep running until my old people come back!

Runs away.

Scene 2

The lair of villains where Depression and Sludge live

An eerie background starts to sound.

Depres
Invented! We will have a holiday of the first category! Real New Year!

Slezn
Yeah, I was daydreaming. To make such a holiday fun, Santa Claus is needed...
Exactly! And this...his granddaughter is Snegurochka!

Depres
That's right, he moved in, handsome

Slezn
I moved in, but Frost and Snegurka will never move in with us.

Depres
No! You're too slow! We will lure Santa Claus with cunning, and then the Snow Maiden herself will not go anywhere, after all, she is like a third eye for grandfather.

Slezn
(Counting his eyes) Why is this... a third eye?

Depress Why, why! When children call grandfather from all sides, Frost gets lost, so Snegurochka leads grandfather to where there are fewer children...

Slezn
Why, where is it smaller?..

Depres
Yes, because you will have to give away fewer gifts there! Am I right?!
No, you're driving. Grandfather is not greedy, and Snegurochka helps him make him happy.

Slezn
(With a sigh) Eh-oh, who would help us....

Depres
Sleznyak, listen to me, even though I’m depressed, I also want to have fun. Have you ever heard of a computer?

Otvyazn
Ha, you offend me - shooting games, flying games, overtaking games!..

Depres
Say more - talkers and eaters! You only play with toys! Do you know that on a computer network you can be overwhelmed by such advertising that it’s simply not realistic to refuse the offer!

Slezn
What about us?! Are we going to sell them?!

Depres
May you dry up! We will not sell anything... We will sell Santa Claus for gifts! With the help of ICQ, I sent an advertisement to the address of Santa Claus, and in it I steamed such noodles that, they say, we have the most best gifts for children. Grandpa will definitely be confused by this and come to us to stare at them.

Slezn
Exactly! And that’s all we need! We will arrange a holiday for ourselves and take away gifts and we will have joy.

Aska enters

ICQ
I would like to inform you that the message you sent was read... read... read...

Depres
Class! The process has begun, we will be waiting for our dear guest!

Slezn
(Walking around and looking at Aska) But I’m still tormented by strange doubts... will we also have to share our joys with this Aska?..

Depres
Well, send her if you don’t trust her.

Slezn
(approaches cautiously, suddenly shouts sharply) Get out of here! (Runs back, holding his head and hides behind Depressnyak).

Depres
What are you doing?..

Slezn
(Looking after Aska as she ran away) Look, she ran away, but usually I get hit on the head with a briefcase for something like that….

Depres
(Sympathetically) It feels...

knock on the door.

Depres
Nice! Santa Claus has arrived!

The villains are hiding in all directions. The New Year comes out onto the site, looking around.

NG
Hey... uh... Chinese!

Depres
(Coming out of hiding) Why are we Chinese?

NG
Well... it says here: “The brightest, and most importantly inexpensive...” Is that right?

Depres
Let us suppose….

NG
Here you go! The most... and, most importantly, the cheapest ones are mostly from the Chinese, I saw on TV.

Slezn
Guys, this is a miracle (examines NG), Santa Claus is the same as I am Chinese.

Depres
Who are you, hustler?

NG
I’m not a smart guy, I’m New Year’s Eve and I came to you for gifts that I’ll take in a bag to Grandfather Frost... but it’s a pity that you’re not Chinese...

Slezn
What a bummer! Is this necessary?! We were waiting for Grandfather Frost, but THIS came! (Points to NG) Give him the Chinese! What nationality are you, weirdo?

NG
Like what nationality? New Year's Eve!

Slezn
(Starting to roar) Festive?! On the contrary, you ruined the whole holiday for us...

Depres
Well, everything is quiet! (To N. God affectionately) So you say you know Santa Claus?..

NG
Certainly! (Bragging) So if it weren’t for me, he wouldn’t have come! It’s like this with us – where I go, he goes!

Slezn
ABOUT! And they said that Grandfather Snegurka drives?..

NG
No, well, of course, Snegurochka leads, but only to where I begin to attack!

Otvyazn
What are you starting to do? Advance? How's that?

NG
I don’t know exactly when we went through this at New Year’s school, I was sick, it seems, but I think this is how it’s done!

NG begins to playfully step on the villains’ feet, and they, accordingly, scream.

Depres
Fine, fine! He was already advancing!..

NG
And what?! Cool! I like it! Can I really attack now?!

Tears.
No!!!

Depres
It's not time yet, baby... So you say, where you are, Santa Claus comes there?..

NG
Well, yes!

Depres
And brings joy and celebration and gifts?

NG
Necessarily!

Depres
It's all good, guys! Now Frost - the red nose - will not just come to us, he will crawl on his knees!

NG
What are you saying? Grandfather is not yet so old that he can crawl on all fours!..

Slezn
Of course, he is still full of strength... until... he comes to us...

ICQ
Everything for the convenience of users! (Winking at NG) And you’re nothing, just stupid!

NG
(Pretending to be very offended) And who is asking you, an electronic doll, (unnoticed by the villains, he hands Aska his envelope) here a normal guy is being pressed for justice, and she makes eyes...

ICQ
(Flirty) And the message has already been updated....

NG
(Playfully) Well... then go already...

Asuka runs away.

Slezn
Eh, eh! Why is he commanding here, ordering our Aska?!

Depres
Come on, Tear, don’t fume! It's time to put yourself in a festive mood.
Shouldn't we escort our dear guest to the closet?!

NG
Still, it’s a pity that you are not Chinese...

Slezn
Why?

NG
Your closet would be filled with bright and cheap gifts!

The villains laughingly lead NG away

SCENE 3

forest DM and nannies Metelitsa

DM
Well, did nanny, Snowstorm, fluff up the snow feather beds and cover the earth?

Blizzard
Softer than down, it turned out, Frost. She enveloped everything with affection and care - not a root or a blade of grass will get cold until spring.

DM
And I’ve already dressed up the forest like this – it’s a sight for sore eyes. Well, however, it’s time to go back, our little naughty boy seems to be completely bored.

Blizzard
Do you think we're being too hard on him?

DM
It’s normal, but it’s going to be a great year...

Snow Maiden
Awww! Grandfather Frost, Snowstorm, where are you?!

DM
Fathers, my granddaughter has returned, I wonder if she checked all the festive halls and squares, is everything ready for our meeting?

Blizzard
You're all about business, you old workaholic! Answer your granddaughter first!

DM
And that's true... (shouting) Snow Maiden, granddaughter, we are here!

The Snow Maiden runs out into the clearing

Snow
There you are! (Looks at an imaginary forest, running around the fir trees) Oh! What a beauty - the snow is sparkling, the Christmas trees are having fun in fashionable fur coats! And I looked into the hut - there was no one, I realized that you were preparing the forest for the holiday, and where was the New Year baby?!

Blizzard
(Waiful) How... is there no one at home?..

DM
(Confused) I installed it in the corner, ugh you... put it, that is, it... hung it...

Snow Maiden
What?!

DM
Yes I did! He put me in a corner for pranks!

Snow
But there... there is no one...

Broom
Oh! My heart senses that something wrong has happened!..

DM
Well, wait a minute and lament! The hut is intact, not blown up, the animals are not rushing around the forest in shock, therefore, nothing very terrible happened... Although I’m also worried about something. (To the Snow Maiden, so that the nanny doesn’t hear) Granddaughter, have you looked in the outhouse? (The Snow Maiden turns her head negatively) Here... grandmothers, girls - panicking squirrels! The boy went before the wind, go ahead, and they were already fainting! Well, he can’t do this in the corner... Well, I’ll run home, and you, let’s hurry up after me...

Asuka runs out to meet DM.

ICQ
You have a message... a message... a message.

DM
Get out of the way! Not up to you!

ICQ
You are mistaken - everything you need is with me... with me... with me.

DM
(Desperate) What do you have?! My boy has disappeared, and you’re spinning under my feet!

ICQ
There is a message from the boy!

DM
(Swears) Well, why are you silent, electronic miracle?! He sees that Santa Claus is in disarray and remains silent! Who invented you, so silent?!

Snow
Grandfather! Cool down!

Broom
(Calming DM) Maybe it’s true, it’s time to read the letter...

DM
So I say it’s time, but she’s silent!

Snatches the letter from Aska's hands.

Snow Maiden, read it, granddaughter, otherwise I didn’t take my glasses.

Snow
(Reads) Frost-red nose, cotton wool beard….

DM
What?! What is he writing about me?! Who has this beard made of cotton wool?! Yes, I’ll keep him in the corner until next year! Fulyugan is a minor! The pot is two inches from the pot, and such a barrel is rolling towards my grandfather...

Blizzard
(Sternly interrupts) Quiet, you grey-haired loudmouth! Let me listen to the end.

DM
(Humbly) So what about me? Come on, granddaughter, read, we want to listen to the end... who else can they call us?..

Snow
Grandfather, this is not our Godik writing - listen. The fierce villains Depressichka and Sleznyak kidnapped your New Year's Eve and demand a ransom of gifts and joys, but don’t even think about coming to us. So, send us joy and prepare gifts... EVERYTHING and A LOT!

Haha three times

Your scoundrels.

And now below, in my opinion, from the New Year.

Grandfather, nanny, forgive me, I’m naughty, I understood everything... but I wanted the best. These peppers won't just let me go. But the main thing is that in order for you to come here and pick me up, you need these bone-eaters to call you themselves. It’s a pity they’ll lock me in a closet, otherwise I’d come up with something. Our proud Varyag does not surrender to the enemy!

DM
(Wiping a tear) My upbringing is a hero! I even remembered my grandfather’s favorite song in difficult times... (To Aska) and you go already, girl, maybe you’ll deliver some more news to us, but watch your step, otherwise it’s not even an hour... Asuka, sniffing her nose like a human being and rubbing it with her sleeve, hangs her head and runs away.

Broom
(Clenching his will into a fist) It’s okay to dissolve the nannies. What are we going to do?

Snow
And I think I have an idea!

DM
(Starting up) Well, speak up, don’t be tormented!

Snow
The bandits are waiting for joy, so what could be more joyful than the performance of good artists?!

Broom
So where can we find artists here in the forest?!

Snow
So the guys will help us! Will you help, friends?!

The audience answers, preferably “YES”

Then, I will sneak into the lair under the guise of a presenter, and I will force any spectator to call Grandfather Frost - special training at the New Year's Academy. Well, and then, grandpa, you yourself know how to magical power apply.

DM
Don't worry granddaughter! There is also a staff in a poso... well, in general, I am again in the sack, that is, in the saddle and with a sack! Forward! Let's educate all those who cannot be re-educated!

Broom
Be quiet, take care of your back so that sciatica doesn’t happen again, bearded eagle...

The villains appear.

SCENE 4

The intercom signal sounds.

Slezn
Both on! Someone has arrived!

Depres
Stay calm! We'll find out now. (Picks up the intercom) And who is there?!

Slezn
Maybe not….

Depres
You must Fedya, you must! We take seats according to the purchased tickets! Come in! Joy first!

Villains can sit in the hall or on some special occasions. places in the scenery. The Snow Maiden enters and conducts a concert program of numbers prepared in advance by the school classes. After the last number, Snegurochka offers to sing the chorus of her “final” song with her.

Depress.
(From the audience) Wait a minute! How is this the “final” song, but where are the gifts, the surprises, finally?!

Snow
This is where our song ends!

At the chorus, the phonogram of a blizzard, fanfare begins to sound, and Father Frost and Snowstorm enter the hall in solemn traditional costumes. While they are greeting the audience, the Snow Maiden (if she has changed clothes) takes on the appearance characteristic of a holiday.

Slezn
(Crying, he goes out onto the platform, approaches Santa Claus, preparing to meet with his staff) Well, I told you that this will not end well….

DM
Why won't this end?! Didn’t I come to you with good things?!

Snow
Oh, didn’t you know that where everything is, Grandfather Frost has come, goodness always wins, laughter and fun!

Slezn
And what, you won’t guide us on the true path with your staff?

DM
Why are you telling us New Year's fairy tale They helped me come up with it, and my staff is for completely different magical purposes.

Depres
And what, you won’t even teach us how to behave?

Broom
And why, you yourself will understand, looking at your friends having fun - if you like it, join in, but if you don’t like it, you will be depressed all your life - choose!

Untied
No, sorry, Depression, I want to have fun with everyone.

Depres
Ha, so am I like everyone else!

DM
Well! It's time for our young New Year to come!

New Year runs out

NG
And here I come!

Scenario for New Year's Eve "One day on New Year's Eve."

Fanfare sounds. Exit of the Snow Maiden.

Snow Maiden. Good evening, invited and welcome guests!
Good evening, young, married and single guests!
Have fun and prosperity, we are glad to meet you!
On New Year's Eve, children expect holidays and gifts from Santa Claus, and adults, the fulfillment of wishes, great joys, and love. And I would like to wish you:
Let there be no depressing days,
Down with the bleak forecast!
I wish everyone that the coming year,
Brought love and joy to you!
Happy New Year!

Snow Maiden's song "New Year's".

Snow Maiden. Yes, but what would the New Year be without my much-needed pensioner?
global scale, Santa Claus! I know he's already here. Who hid it?
My beloved old grandfather, he left earlier,
I got into a snowy Mercedes, but I was skiing.
Has a revolution really happened somewhere?
The New Year will not come without Santa Claus.
Come on, let's all call grandpa together!

The name is Santa Claus. Exit of Santa Claus.

Father Frost. I hear, I hear the name! Here I am, and here I am.
The New Year is already coming, the president congratulates everyone, he wishes everyone happiness.
Businessmen - profits, their wives - sables,
For those who work - work, for those in power - for those who care,
He says to the whole country: Happy New Year, with new happiness!

Santa Claus's song "New Year".

And I brought you a gift - a bird of happiness with a blue wing. She will make everyone happy!
Come on, louder jokes, laughter, I take out the bird of happiness!
I didn't understand! This is misfortune. There is no bird of happiness, fact! I'm going to have a heart attack!

The exit of Baba Yaga.

Baba Yaga. This is exactly as good as it gets. Birds of happiness are not to be seen!
Father Frost. Who are you, old hag?
Baba Yaga. Yes, I’m a grandmother - YAGA! Yes, she aged a little, became crooked, and got sick.
Age, damn it, is taking its toll!
Father Frost. What do you want, old lady?

Baba Yaga. I'll whisper in your ear.
Father Frost. Why in your ear, tell me!
Baba Yaga. One two Three.
Snow Maiden. Is this another riddle?
Baba Yaga. Fulfill three wishes and receive the bird of happiness!
Father Frost. Here I go with my staff three times, give the old bird of happiness...
grandma!
Snow Maiden. Grandpa, don't rush. Take your time, settle down.
Even old grandmother Yozhka wants a little happiness. And what are three wishes?
Baba Yaga. To begin with, to warm up, I wish the people to start a round dance!
Father Frost. Send everyone to the garden?.. I you..!
Snow Maiden. Grandpa! Not in the garden, the people should dance the achorovod.
True, nowadays round dances are no longer in fashion among the people; the locomotive dance is fashionable.
Father Frost. What, manure?
Snow Maiden. Yes, not manure, but a steam locomotive! We are all locomotives, and the guests are carriages.
Whoever has the longest squad is younger. Music plays louder, train
is leaving!
Baba Yaga. Have a celebratory dose and hitch a ride to the locomotive!
Father Frost. Come on, together with the steam locomotive, together with Grandfather Frost, we will overtake
everyone now!
Snow Maiden. Of course I’m the best, my waist is thinner!

Dance-game "STEAM LOGO".

Baba Yaga. I have more carriages. I rode from the heart!
Snow Maiden. Grandmother Yaga, what is your second wish?
Baba Yaga. And who said that this was my first wish?
Father Frost. Ah, so, again in your repertoire: have you decided to deceive us?
Baba Yaga. Fine, fine. Don't rush me, old man. I'll tell you my wish
a little later. In the meantime, dance, smile, have fun, don’t be shy.
Father Frost. Everyone is dancing and having fun with my granddaughter.
I'll go look for help, such a good fellow,
So that he would punish the old woman and rescue the bird of happiness.
Goodbye friends, have fun without me!
Snow Maiden. Let's start having fun. There will be music, we will be together
dance the snow shake, ice break, snowflake waltz, lezginka and ice tango!

Dance department with competitive dances.

Snow Maiden. Everyone is so young, mischievous and lively! Why are you sad, grandma?
Baba Yaga. I want to rejuvenate and fall in love with someone, and for him to love me
and followed me like a shadow. Here's another wish.

Snow Maiden. So this is not one thing, but three: getting younger - one, falling in love -
two, so that he loves you - three. Three wishes! Will you keep your promise?
Baba Yaga. If you fulfill your wish, I will give you the bird of happiness. I bet you!
Snow Maiden. We need a man now capital letter M. Come on, grandma,
say: one, two, three.
Baba Yaga. Trot, two, three. Little man, show up!

Santa Claus leads Ivan the Fool to the recording “I am Moscow empty bamboo.”

Father Frost. Wow, good fellow, get it!
Ivan. Hello, old hag, well, do you recognize me? Hut, hut,
turn your front to the forest, and your back to me and bend over a little! Ha, Ha, Ha!
Baba Yaga. Oh, Vanyusha, you’re dressed somehow wonderfully.
Ivan. Well, he looked normal, he took the raspberry caftan from Kashchei, tsepura
I took the red one off the oak tree, tore off the leather for Gorynych’s boots, and the nut for the king’s finger.
gave out.
Baba Yaga. Why are you hiding your eyes behind glasses?
Ivan. And the glasses were given by my namesake, Vanyushka Demidov, so, he says, Vanek, wear them,
I don’t need it anymore, I’ve grown wiser.
Baba Yaga. How is your little wife, Vasilisa the Wise?
Ivan. No, grandma, I have wives. Ivasik took me away with this TV.
So I'm free now.
Baba Yaga. You probably offended her. Didn't supply enough, didn't love enough, here you go
and it sucked.
Ivan. It was I who did not supply, it was I who offended. Yes I, yes I... everything for her, the best
I gave her the bone, but she still didn’t have enough, not enough, and she got me! That's what I want
get yourself a harem, well, like in Turkey...
Snow Maiden. It’s good that you are free, our Ivan is a people’s hero! We do not want
offend you, do you want to see your harem?
Ivan. Well, is it possible?
Baba Yaga. Not Mona, but Noona!

Ivan sings the song “Beauty”.

The Snow Maiden invites everyone to dance, a selection of wives takes place, who are invited to the stage.
Baba Yaga. Van, and Van, why do you need a whole harem, look at them, look how
overdressed. Well, you have to plow day and night just to dress them,
and they probably eat more than one black bread and water.
Ivan. Yes! I don't like to work.
Baba Yaga. In! You choose one, one that will feed you, and clothe you, and
loved it!

Ivan is blindfolded, the girls line up. Baba Yaga has inflatable balloons, Ivan chooses Baba Yaga.

Baba Yaga. Oh, Van, look at the balls. And everyone is flying to the ceiling (throws up the balls, Ivan backs away). Vanyusha, if you love me, you will be happy until your death! Come on, come to me, you don’t want to.
Ivan. Love, of course, grandma, is evil, I would love a goat, but an old hag!.. Alas, I cannot love.
Baba Yaga. It is, of course, what it is, that is, my years cannot be counted, I’m not young at all...
Snow Maiden. Let's all dance, gentlemen! Let's throw it off extra years! Grandma, get yourself together and
take up fitness. If you pump up your abs, you'll lose them quickly excess weight,
you will become young again. Dance, dance gentlemen!
Baba Yaga. Oh, I want to have fun, fly on a broom!

Competition "Dance with a broom".
To the music, Baba Yaga passes the broom to those dancing in a circle; the selected participant must go out into the circle and dance with the broom, then passes it to the next one, and so on.

Dance department.

Baba Yaga. Oh, they had fun, they pleased grandma, they drove around the little broom.
Van, look, I’m cheerful and quite young, I’ve definitely become younger!
Ivan. Only she didn’t make a face. Whoever would rejuvenate you, then I would love you.
Throw off your skin like a frog and become a thousand years younger. (Leaves).
Snow Maiden. Grandma Yaga, you need to change your image.
Baba Yaga. FAQ?
Snow Maiden. Image! Change your appearance, and then your years won’t be so noticeable.
Baba Yaga. And where do they change it?
Snow Maiden. Sergei Zverev came to visit us in Zhlobin on tour. He is the most fashionable stylist, you need to see him. If you change your image, Ivan will definitely love you.
Baba Yaga. Then I flew to this beast of yours.

Baba Yaga flies away on a broom.

Father Frost. In the meantime, Yaga is looking for her image, we invite everyone to dance.

Dance department.
The game is being played.

The appearance of the glamorous Baba Yaga to the tune of “Dolce gabana”. Ivan was speechless.

Baba Yaga. Hello, chuvirly, hello, peppers! (to Ivan) Well, what are you staring at? Speech
lost from the beauty of a girl?
Snow Maiden. Oh, Grandma Yaga, you’re unrecognizable.
Father Frost. And where are you, my dear? Eh, you went too far with beauty,
granny.

Baba Yaga. Well, what, do you like it? I will always be like this now.

Baba Yaga sings the song “Let those who didn’t get us cry!”

Baba Yaga. So, Vanyatka, be healthy and don’t be bored! Now I’m a glamorous girl, but look around, so many men can’t take their eyes off me.
And my heart is free!
Father Frost. So what happens, we won’t see the bird of happiness this year?
Baba Yaga. Come on, dude, don't be upset, I'm kind today.
The apotheosis finale! Auction! The bird of happiness is for sale, whoever gets it will
will never part with luck, money, love.
Auction: the winner will receive a bottle of champagne decorated with bright ribbons.
The winner receives the “bird of happiness” and all the money he paid for it.

The song “Happy New Year” is performed by _________________.

Ivan. Happy New Year, with new happiness!
Let it find you!
Let the worries not go away
The sparkle of wonderful, clear eyes!
Baba Yaga. Let in business always and everywhere
Success follows you!
And today on this holiday
May you be the happiest!
Father Frost. May your health not fail you
Strict boss doesn't scold
And the bag will send gifts
Good Grandfather Frost!
Snow Maiden. Let a true friend be nearby
Both on holiday and in bad weather.
And let it come into your home like a snowball
Happiness always comes!
All. Happy New Year!!!

The final song is "New Year's Hymn".

Snow Maiden. The New Year's fairy tale is over, but New Year's Eve is not over!
A night full of surprises!
Baba Yaga. And we are waiting for you at the House of Culture on January 1 at 1 am!

Snow Maiden

Grandfather and grandmother are sitting on a bench, singing “Dear Th,” and suffering

Grandma: Dear, dear, he leaned on his shoulder...

Grandfather: I’m sweet, no matter what, I fell deeply in love

Grandfather: They’ve grown old, gray, and their whiskey has already thinned out.

Grandma: Do you remember, grandfather?

About 50 years ago, when we rocked with you,

The stars were just eclipsed! (dancing)

Grandfather: Yes, there was a time

Grandma: We lived happily, you can’t say anything. One problem - you and I have neither a daughter nor a son... (roars)

Grandfather: Don’t cry, honey, now we’ll make a daughter out of snow! Snow Maiden! And the New Year is just around the corner. There will be joy...

Grandma (joyfully): Let's try.

They sculpt the Snow Maiden to the song “If you suffer for a long time, something will work out.”

Together: Oh, it seems like it worked!

Fairytale phonogram (Cinderella's Song)

The Snow Maiden sings: The body is made of snow,

Heart and soul made of ice.

But by the will of the power of heaven

I came down from heaven here.

I want to know earthly life,

How people live and what they do,

I want to know a different life

I wanted change.

Snow Maiden: Or a light fluff,

Silver snowflake,

appeared before you

And she was reborn from the snow.

Grandfather: Hello, Snow Maiden!

Grandma: Hello, daughter!

Snow Maiden (bows). Hello! Bow to you!

Grandma: Well, come into the house, daughter, Be the mistress!

Koschey's lair, rock sounds, Koschey sits with headphones on, shaking his head to the beat of the music. Baba Yaga appears.

B.Ya.: Hey, Koschey, bag of bones!

Haven't you heard the news?

Everyone says magpies are chattering!

At my grandfather and grandmother's place at the edge of the forest

The girl - the bride - cannot be said in a fairy tale, nor described with a pen!

Koschey (calmly, continues to listen to his rock): So what?

B.Ya.: Oh, have I gone completely crazy?

You've almost completely decayed!

But New Year is coming soon!

Your power will leave if you, you old fool,

You won't get married any minute now!

Koschey, jumping up and throwing off his headphones: Number! What date is today? Tomorrow is New Year!? Everything is gone! Plan, plan, plan... Do you have a plan?

B.Ya: Do I have a plan!? I have everything! Get your act together!

If you want, dress up!

Gold, silver - in the chest,

Pearls and gems.

Grandma will fall for this!!!

Don't drink water off a girl's face,

She loves to live with you!

They rejoice, dance,

B.Ya.: You, darling, just be silent.

Let's find diamond keys for that heart!

They run away to rock music.

Old people's house. Music "Women's Happiness". The Snow Maiden cleans, sweeps, puts everything in its place.

The Snow Maiden sings along: a woman’s happiness, if only a sweetheart were nearby...

Well, nothing else is needed! Woman's happiness.

Strange song...

Do not need anything else,

If the darling is nearby...

Every day it becomes more interesting...

Music "Everything I have in life." Lel appears and sings the chorus of the song, addressing the Snow Maiden.

Lel, admiring the Snow Maiden: What a wonderful miracle? What a marvelous thing? Where were you before, beloved beauty? Why didn’t I sing my songs to you before?

Snow Maiden: I lived far, far away with Grandfather Frost and Mother Spring...

Lel continues the song “Everything I have in life”

The grandmother overhears, then runs out and shouts: Look, what have you thought of! No way, you want to get married! (covering the Snow Maiden with her breasts) Well, noooo. I won’t give such a beauty away for free!

Lel sadly: But what can I give besides songs and warmth of my heart?

Grandma: So, go away as quickly as possible, if the wind is whistling in your pocket! We don't need poor suitors! (shoos Lelya away)

Rock music sounds, Koschey and B.Ya appear. with a chest of wealth.

B.Ya.: Hello, owners! We were passing by and decided to take a look!

Grandma: Heavenly powers! Why are you scaring people?

B.Ya.: You have goods (pointing to the Snow Maiden), we have a merchant (pointing to Koshchei)! Don't look that he's not great!

But his wealth is enough for three whole kingdoms! (opens the chest and shows everyone)

He will shower the bride with gold,

And it won’t offend you either.

The grandmother rushes to the chest, hangs jewelry on herself, puts rings on her fingers, and admires:Oh, what a beauty! Oh, what a wealth! This is where we need to start!

Grandfather: Grandma, what are you doing?

Where are you looking, old man?

After all, the groom is really bad,

As if I didn’t die at the wedding!

And it’s all the same for him!

I have never seen anything nastier in my 70 years!

I firmly say: “NO” (stomps his foot)!

Money can not buy happiness!

Grandma: Yeah, and in their quantity! We can’t drink water from her face, but we will live in wealth!!! Come in, dear, long-awaited guests. And you, Snow Maiden, go dress up, dress up...

(leave)

Snow Maiden: Even the icy heart shuddered,

What should I do, how can I survive this?

Should I really marry Koshchei?

An old and decrepit villain?

Lel, cheerful Lel was to my liking...

What to do? Mother Spring! Spring!

Please help me!

Music “Like life without spring”, Spring is coming out

Vesna: What happened, daughter?

Snow Maiden: They want to marry me to Koshchei!

Spring: This won't happen! That’s not why I cherished you, I protected your beauty. That’s not why Santa Claus decorated the forest and built snow mansions!

Snow Maiden: But I still want to love and be loved, as happens with people on earth.

Spring: Oh, my baby. Do you know what earthly love is? Just as the sun melts the snow, so love will melt your heart, and then you.

Snow Maiden: But I will learn the secret of love...

Vesna: Well, your choice is your destiny, to have it your way!

Spring takes off the wreath and puts it on the Snow Maiden’s head. The song “Like life without spring” sounds. Lel appears. The Snow Maiden and Lel are spinning, holding hands. (dancing?)

There is a noise, B.Ya. and Koschey, arguing with each other, go on stage.

Koschey: Oh, you scoundrel! You only care about your commissions!

Where is the promised bride who is supposed to rejuvenate me? Ah, here she is... Look how it glows! What's wrong with her?

B.Ya.: Of course, it shines from your diamonds!

Koschey sadly: Eh, Yaga, it is she who glows from LOVE, and not from diamonds...

B.Ya.: Yes. She will melt from love, and we will scratch and scratch that water into a bucket and into your lair. And there with the witchcraft saying...

It sounds like a blizzard. DM appears.

D.M.: Well, no! I won't let trouble happen! I won't let my granddaughter melt. I have some unused stuff in stock. cherished wish(says a spell) So be you, Snow Maiden, happy, live with your Lel amicably and peacefully all your life! And may you have many children.

B.Ya. and Koschey: No! No!

DM: Oh, a competitor with a matchmaker? We're late. It is done. Now you will have to pay attention to each other.

BYA looks at Koshchei in surprise: Well, I don’t know?!... Well, mmm...

Koshey: Come on... I have a good dowry, and the New Year is just around the corner. And I, Yagushechka, always liked you. (opens his arms) So, marry me, honey, okay? And we wish the Snow Maiden all the best.

The music is fabulous. Baba Yaga begins to transform from such words, takes off her nose, takes off her rags. Koschey takes off his helmet and looks cheerful and good-natured.

Spring: All's well that ends well!

DM Happy New Year, friends!

In chorus: With new happiness!

Song:

I would like to live richly, so that with a hut and near a hut,

But I am my daughter’s mother and I wish her happiness.

But you can’t order your heart,

You can't punish yourself

You cannot deny yourself love power, love power.

Chorus: And in old legends and in songs they sing,

Seek not a dowry, but your share,

If you want, anyone will give you gifts,

But even at the fair you can’t buy love!

All my life I wasted away over gold, and old age came and gasped,

There is plenty of wealth, but no warmth, love and affection.

Deceit brought me closer to you, but did not bring me happiness,

Now we will live with you, Koscheyushka, like in a fairy tale.

Music sounds, Baba Yaga runs out onto the stage, “rushing” around the stage “back and forth.” Mutters to himself. Music in the background.
Baba Yaga -... If only everything worked out... If only these idiots didn’t confuse anything... Well, I’ll show him...
Baba Yaga's henchmen run out. The music is mixed.
Baba Yaga - So? Everything worked out?
The henchmen nod affirmatively in response.
Baba Yaga - Won't run away?
The henchmen shake their heads. http://www.scenaristika.ru/templates/scenaristika/bbcodes/u.gif
Baba Yaga - Well, great! Now let's get out of here. You need to lie low. Will wait.
Music is playing. Baba Yaga and the henchmen run away.

SCENE 2.
Music is playing. Santa Claus runs out onto the stage and “rushes” around the stage “back and forth.” The music is mixed.
Santa Claus - Missing! My little blood is gone! My beloved granddaughter! What grief, what will happen now! My staff doesn’t work without my granddaughter, and now I can’t work miracles, which means there won’t be a holiday! Oh, and woe to old me! Whose evil tricks are these?! Good people, maybe you know what happened?!
Question for the audience, their answers.
Santa Claus - Oh, these are all Baba Yaga's tricks! Well, I'll show her!!!
Shakes his staff. I remembered that it didn't work.
Santa Claus - Oh... Well, what can I show her, without the power of a magic staff... Well, nothing! There is still a drop of magic left! Come on, Yaga and his henchmen, come here while your bones are still intact!

SCENE 3.
Santa Claus is standing on the stage. Music is playing. Baba Yaga and her henchmen run out onto the stage noisily, as if “under orders”. Santa Claus runs to the side. The music is mixed.
Bab Yaga - Oh, but Father Frost himself! Well, be healthy, dear one - so that you can die! Long time no see! Are you bored or something happened?
The henchmen chuckle.
Santa Claus - Don’t pretend to be meeting old friends here! I'm on business! Wasn’t it you Yagusya who stole my granddaughter Snegurochka?! A?! Well, speak up, otherwise I’ll see you right now!!!
Threatens with a staff.
Baba Yaga - Oh, what are you talking about, how cute you are, don’t rage! Well, I, I stole! The old age became boring, so I decided to remember my youth! Eh, do you remember Morozushka, how it was before? I use a broom, you use a staff along the ridge!
Baba Yaga grabs her back with a groan: “Oh!”
Baba Yaga - We had fun!
Baba Yaga's henchmen giggle.
Santa Claus - Don't talk to me about it! Speak to the point! Why did you steal your granddaughter?!
Baba Yaga - Well, why? And three wishes?!
Santa Claus - I will show you three wishes. Now I’ll give it to you...
He waves his staff. He remembers that it doesn’t work.
Santa Claus -... Eh... So it’s an agreement?! I give you three wishes, are you my Snow Maiden?

Baba Yaga - I want, Frost, a magic staff like yours!
Santa Claus - You Yaga have gone completely crazy! Eh...
He knocks with his staff. Music is playing. The henchmen cover Baba Yaga with a cloth. The music is mixed, the fabric is lowered. Baba Yaga has a magic staff in her hand. Baba Yaga examines the staff.
Baba Yaga - Oh, and I am a beauty, and now I am also a sorceress!
Santa Claus - Bring back the Snow Maiden!
Baba Yaga - Yes, I remember, I remember! Snow Maiden, reckless child, appear!

SCENE 5.
Music is playing. In the background, henchmen lift the cloth. The music is mixed, the fabric is lowered, behind her stands a girl dressed as a Snow Maiden, and under the dress is a biker outfit. The girl runs up to Santa Claus.
Girl - Oh, grandpa, dear! I'm looking for you everywhere!
Grandfather Frost - Snow Maiden, granddaughter, is that you?
Girl - Grandpa, I cleaned the house, cooked dinner, and got ready for the test! I'm your smart girl, right?! Oh, grandpa, dear, I need to buy books for college, otherwise the teacher said he won’t let me in...
Santa Claus - Granddaughter, dear, of course, of course...
Santa Claus takes out a wad of money and gives half to the girl.
Santa Claus - Hold...
Girl - Grandfather, my sweetie, well, you know what prices are now...
The girl holds out her hand for the rest of the money.
Santa Claus - Oh, sometimes, it’s honestly better not to know. Anyway…
Gives away the rest of the money.
Santa Claus - The main thing is that the teacher does not swear.
The girl turns away from Santa Claus and counts the money. Addressing the audience.
Girl - Lucky! What a time it's already rolling!
Music sounds (bikers), the girl tears off her Snow Maiden dress and remains in a biker outfit. A noisy crowd in biker costumes “falls out” onto the stage, everyone dances (except for Father Frost, Baba Yaga and her henchmen) (verse and chorus), then the cheerful crowd, with loud shouts, leaves the stage. The music is mixed. Santa Claus, clutching his heart, follows the crowd with his eyes.
Santa Claus - I... I didn’t understand something... What, Yaga, you fooled me again, huh?! Well, I'll show you!
Baba Yaga and the henchmen giggle.
Baba Yaga - Well, don’t be angry, old man, you know what they say - trust and verify! Listen to the third wish!
Santa Claus frowns at Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga - U-go-vo-o-r! I want, Grandfather, to know all your spells, to control all the winds, so that every snowflake obeys me!
Santa Claus - Oh, this agreement... Get Yaga, my knowledge!
He knocks with his staff. Music is playing. The henchmen cover Baba Yaga with a cloth. The music is mixed, the fabric is lowered. Baba Yaga has a shock of tinsel on her head. Baba Yaga touches the tinsel on her head.
Baba Yaga is both a beauty and a sorceress, and also smart!
Santa Claus - Bring your granddaughter back!
Baba Yaga - Now, now! Come on, Snow Maiden, the painted beauty, appear!

SCENE 6.
Music is playing. In the background, henchmen lift the cloth. The music is mixed, the cloth is lowered, behind it stands, with his back to the audience, in a wide beautiful cape reaching to the floor, in a wig - a man portraying the Snow Maiden. Music sounds - the Snow Maiden's song, the man slowly, with his back, approaches the edge of the stage. At the chorus, he turns and everyone sees that this is not the Snow Maiden, but a parody of her. Santa Claus is horrified.
Santa Claus - Oh, you... Zimushka-winter, why is this being done? Come on, Yaga, take this shame away!
Man - Why is it a shame right away, grandpa! Maybe now my dream is coming true! And you - take it away... You never understood me! Goodbye forever...!
Music sounds and the man runs away theatrically. Baba Yaga and the henchmen giggle.
Baba Yaga - Hey, Frost is a red nose, what happened? Al Snow Maiden is not the same again?
Santa Claus - No, you're definitely kidding me Yaga! It’s more likely not “not THAT”, but “not THAT”! After all, you yourself know the rules of the agreement - you give me, I give you, and if something goes wrong, you can say goodbye to all this.
Points to her clothes and staff.
Baba Yaga - I remember everything, old man! What do I care about you and your granddaughter now? I am now the Snow Maiden and I can do anything! Take it!

SCENE 7.
Music is playing. In the background, henchmen lift the cloth. The fabric lowers, behind it stands, with its back to the audience, the enchanted Snow Maiden. The Snow Maiden “wakes up” and turns to the audience. The music is mixed, the granddaughter runs to Santa Claus.
Snow Maiden - Grandfather, dear! Again Baba Yaga outwitted me, again she played on my good fortune! Imprisoned!
Santa Claus - Granddaughter, my little blood! How trusting you are of me!
They hug.
Baba Yaga - So we met, my dears, now I’ll get even with you for everything! Now you will be one big snowdrift, in the middle of my winter forest!
He knocks with his staff. Music is playing. The sound ends abruptly. Nothing happens.
Baba Yaga - Don’t understand?! Well, one more time...
Santa Claus - You, Yaga, no matter how much you try, nothing will work out for you. My staff doesn’t work without the Snow Maiden! And this means that the magic in you has not increased at all! As you said there - trust and verify?! She got caught on her own hook! Snowdrift you say? So be it!
He knocks with his staff. Music is playing. Baba Yaga and his henchmen cover themselves with a white cloth - depicting a snowdrift. The music is mixed.
Santa Claus - Well, Snow Maiden, good has defeated evil again! That’s the end of the fairy tale, and whoever listened, well done. It’s time for you and I, granddaughter, to congratulate our viewers!
Together - Happy New Year to you all!!!
The final song “Happy New Year!” sounds and all participants take the stage. Fireworks.

GOOD PLAY =))

Scenario of the New Year's theatrical performance.

Characters:

Presenter 1

Presenter 2

Baba Yaga

Goblin

Koschey

Little Red Riding Hood

Jack Sparrow

Father Frost

Santa Claus

Snow Maiden

Kiwi

A pineapple

Coca Cola

The music starts and the presenters come out.

Presenter1: We welcome everyone present!
Presenter2: - Those who came to this hall to have a great time...
1: -Get mass positive emotions and recharge your batteries for the coming year...
2 : -To throw off all the worries and routine of the past year...
1 : -Relax and enjoy the company of friends...
2: And most importantly: carry out Old year and celebrate the New Year!!!
1:- Imagine, this festive evening could be exactly the same as all the previous ones, but there is something special about it that makes it unique. Of course, we will be visited by the usual and expected fairy-tale characters, without whom the New Year celebration is unthinkable: Santa Claus and
Snow Maiden, but be prepared for fun surprises and unexpected turns of events! Do you know why?
2: Well, more on that later, but for now let’s see how Baba Yaga, the goblin and Koschey are going to celebrate the New Year 2017.

Voice behind the scene . Lived in an old dense forest devilry. And then one day they decided, after many years and centuries, to meet and think about how to spend New Year.
Baba Yaga, Leshy, and Koschey appear.

Baba Yaga: Oh, and boredom with you, old devils.
L: Look at yourself, old lady, all the animals have fled from your unearthly beauty.
TO : It’s boring, because we haven’t been among people for a long time.
L: Will you get out with you, have you looked at yourself in the lake for a long time? All dried up, terrible.
TO: This is an athletic build, a muscular me.
Baba Yaga: But I can return my beauty, I’ll put on makeup, put on makeup, and I’ll be as beautiful as in my youth.
TO: So are we going to celebrate the New Year?
L: Only without going out in public. I have an idea here. You can order a celebration at home; there is only one company that handles it and gives guarantees. I know the phone number. Reading newspaper.
Baba Yaga: (joyfully) Well, call, call quickly. There are only a few hours left until the new year. It also needs to be browned and lubricated.
L: Hello! Company “New Year for your money? “In general, we need a super mega party. Here the old people want to have fun with their blankets. That's it, I understand, we are waiting for your agent.

Jack Sparrow Appears

Jack Sparrow: Hello, brother, problems? Who wants to hang out here, otherwise they’re already moldy from
old age.
TO: How quickly you showed up here.

Jack Sparrow: Time is money. So will you book a party?
Baba Yaga: What can you, dear sir, offer us, preferably something modern?
L: Yes, we want to have fun.
Jack Sparrow: No question, old lady. I’ll take the minimum wage from you, I guess your pension is already not enough. Two chests of gold - and our company will provide for your every whim.
All: How much?!
Baba Yaga: Where did you copy the price tag from, my dear? Or do you see double?
Jack Sparrow: So, pensioners...you will order, or you will pay a penalty then.
They think and talk.
L: What kind of gold, where from, we don’t have any money anymore.
Jack Sparrow: Do you have property?
Baba Yaga: Yes, a personal vehicle (shows broom and mortar).
Jack Sparrow: It's me Confiscated. You'll have fun. Get it signed. (leaves)

The cheerful music “Amateur Number” sounds.
The evil one watches the performance and tries to dance or sing

TO: Well? Super mega party, it was a success. We had a great time! Just not enough!
Baba Yaga. We were also left without transport.
L. Forgive me, brothers, I got caught by some leftist company.
TO: Okay, let's start snotting now.
Music is playing Little Red Riding Hood runs by.

Baba Yaga: Oh, molecule, who are you and where are you from?
KS: I am Little Red Riding Hood, my grandmother baked them, I bring pies to the students for a treat, for the New Year tree.
TO: Do they let everyone in there?
KS: Certainly. Come with me, I'll show you. It's a great party there.
L : We’ve already had one party over. (music)
TO: And I'll be a bunny! (puts on ears)
BY : And I’m a snowflake, why did I put on makeup in vain? (puts on crown)
L : And I am your broom. (shows a broom)
Kr Sh: Let's go quickly, the holiday is starting!
Music sounds, they dance and leave
Amateur number

Ved.1. Hello everyone who came to this hall, and even those who were late for the holiday. We congratulate everyone, we invite everyone, let only laughter sound in this hall!

Ved2: New Year is knocking on the door,
On New Year's Day we believe in fairy tales.
Happy New Year with a beautiful fairy
Miracles come to the house.

Ved.1: We congratulate you on the New Year, we wish you all happiness. And success to you in your business, smiles on everyone’s lips.
Ved.2: Our New Year's program continues, so more jokes, more laughter are allowed here, everyone dance, have fun.
Ved. 1: Oh, I caught a snowflake, I need to make a wish.
Ved. 2: Which one? So that Santa Claus appears.
Ved. 1: IN New Year's Eve all wishes come true, so there will be Santa Claus for you. Only first will my wish come true, my soul asks for art!

Amateur number

SCENE 2

WITH different sides scenes, to the music, Father Frost and Santa Claus come out. They look at each other in surprise.

Santa Claus : I don’t understand, who is this?
What a strange coat.
Father Frost. What kind of strange dude is this?
Some strange cap...
I am Frost, or rather Grandfather,
I've been working for them for 100 years.
Santa Claus. And I'm Santa. Sorry, Klaus.
Well, in short, Santa Claus.
Father Frost (puts hand to ear).
Ass? I can not hear. Mickey Mouse?
The one, I heard, is a mouse with a tail,
And you, I see, are with a backpack.
Well, it's time for us to figure it out
Who should stay at the holiday?
I've been here for a long time, everyone knows me
The kids greet you joyfully
Hands are stretched out to me...
Yes, you haven’t seen my granddaughter!
What a braid, what a figurine...
There is no one more beautiful than my Snow Maiden.
Santa Claus.
I won’t argue: Russian ladies
It's not a shame to take you to Paris and Amsterdam.
But our American answer to you
Florida girl - baby Kat.
Father Frost (shouting). Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden!
Santa Claus (shouting). Kat! Kat! Kat!
Music sounds and the sad, plump Snow Maiden comes out.
Santa Claus.
Oh my God! The figure of your granddaughter
It looks like a cloud or cloud!
Father Frost (shakes his head sadly).
What a passage! You have disgraced the state!
Well watch out! You know - I'm quick to deal,
Now you won’t see the light from me,
From now on - only a strict diet.
Snow Maiden (crying).
It's all because of my big heart.
Santa Claus (aside).
Or maybe the stomach?
Snow Maiden.
Everyone asks to sit at the table, and there are steaks with peppers,
Salads, jellied meat and fish snacks,
For the road - a pie, tea with sugar for a bite.
And here is the result: all the weaknesses of nature
Excess weight affected my figure.
Music sounds to the rhythms of R"n"B
Long-legged blonde Kat appears on stage.
Father Frost.
Oh, fathers! What a senerita
And well tailored, and tightly sewn.
Snow Maiden (sarcastically).
Rather, it was redrawn and altered.
Santa Claus.
Well, grandpa, you seem to be on your way?
By the way, we forgot about the score.
I don't want to strike a pose
But your beat card: the score is 1:0
For my benefit, of course.
Santa Claus (coughed).
I felt like drinking something.
Santa Claus.
Grandpa, should I pour some cola?
I'll tell you without jokes,
That my sponsor is Coca-Cola,
As you know, the drink is invigorating,
The holiday taste is always real.
Father Frost.
Your cola is pure nitrate.
Fruits in nature are Fruit Garden juice!
Santa Claus.
Do you want to beat me, grandfather?
I urgently need to call a sponsor. (Calls.)
Cola! Cola!
The girl Kola comes out.
Santa Claus . Well, well, support me! Support!
(The Cola girl sings “Ha, always Coca-Cola” in a cold voice. She stutters and runs away.)
Father Frost (calls). Fruits! Fruits!

Pineapple enters, this is a young man in a rap outfit, he raps.
A pineapple.
Grandfather, you are just great with us,
Be cool, don't cough, step on the gas.
If anything, felt boots - in the basin,
Life is such a thing: we are we, she is us.
Enter Kiwi. He has a large cap on his head. Speaks with a strong Georgian accent.
Kiwi.
Salute, genatsvale!
I am Givi, Georgian,
There is a small store on the market.
Khinkali, shish kebab, chakhokhbili, satsivi...
Santa Claus . So what's your name?
Kiwi. In America? Kiwi!
Father Frost.
The sponsor did not let me down at all,
But I doubted it, old ass.
Your cola is pure kerosene,
Our score was even: one and one.
Santa Claus.
Yes, Givi is good - a funny guy, a joker!
Well, I’m announcing the decisive round.

Father Frost.
I offer you this project:
Let's test our intelligence.
(Takes a large book out of the bag.)
I've bookmarked a couple of things here.
In the favorite section - “In the world of mysteries”.
So, the first riddle.

He's busy all the time
He can't go in vain.
He goes and paints it white
Everything he sees along the way.

Santa Claus. Um. Painter?.

Father Frost: Nooooo not a painter. Here's a hint for you.

song "Snow-snow"»

Santa Claus: AAA of course snow! Give me the second riddle!

Santa Claus: The Second Riddle

I am without them - like you without hands,
The step in them is light and elastic,
Your feet feel like a furnace.
Got it, Santa, what are we talking about?
(Santa shrugs.)
Father Frost. Yeah! Well, so be it, I’ll give you a hint. (Humms the tune of the song “Valenki.”) Well, do you understand?
Santa Claus. Sneakers?
Father Frost . What sneakers? Felt boots! (Points to his feet in felt boots.)

Competition team of Santa Claus and Father Frost (relay race with felt boots)

Father Frost. Is Santa a friend? (Offers his hand to Santa Claus.)
Santa Claus. Yes, friend, Frost! (They shake hands.) We were joking.
Father Frost. Not seriously.
(together).
We have one purpose:
Fun, laughter and congratulations!
D.M. I'll go get the SNOW Maiden.
S.K. Well, let's go, Frost, my friend.
(Hugging each other, they leave to the music. Santa Claus forgets his bag)

Amateur number
Baba Yaga:

The goblin, Koschey and Baba Yaga come out to the music.

Baba Yaga: Yeah, that's what I understand - it's a party!!! And most importantly, I was the most beautiful and elegant here.

Koschey: Oh old, I made you laugh...I am the standard of beauty and style here! And my costume will be more original.

B Me: no I!!!

K: No I!!!

While they are arguing, the goblin has discovered Santa Claus's bag and clumsily tries to hide it in his bosom.

Music like in a detective story

B I: so so, and what are we doing here.

Goblin: N-nothing. I admire how beautiful you are.

TO: Don't talk to us about it, there's almost none left, let's find out what you're hiding.

The goblin, pushing the bag away with his foot, spins around and shows his empty hands.

Baba Yaga: Koschey Zachik, look, he decided to grab the bag of gifts!

Koschey: hmm... and we also considered you a friend...

Goblin: I didn’t squeeze anything, but saved it to share with everyone. You are not the only ones here who are beautiful and elegant. And these prizes are not for you!

Byaba Yaga: If not for us, but for whom?

Goblin: And you, old snowflake, wipe your eyes and look around at how many people there are, for anyone who loves you will find someone more beautiful than you.

Koschey: And now we’ll see.

Costume competition.

Santa Claus appears

Father Frost: Oh, I’m tired of waiting for my granddaughter to preen herself, I decided to start without her for now. Oh, here's my bag, thanks for looking! I thought I was completely lost.How beautiful you all are!

The evil spirits give him the bag, Santa Claus distributes prizes to the competition participants.

The Snow Maiden and Santa Claus appear

Snow Maiden: Hello, friends!

Father Frost: Granddaughter, is that you! How prettier she has become!

Snow Maiden: I'm a grandfather! And a little makeup and the right outfit.

Santa Claus: Yes, my friend, I take my words back, your granddaughter is just complete garbage.

Baba Yaga is upset. And hides behind the Christmas tree.

Baba Yaga: Ah, look how beautiful she is

Her look and outfit are beautiful.

Always nice and fair

Besides, I'm not stupid at all

And she has no enemy...

After all, her name is Snegurochka

Who am I, I am Baba Yaga!

Goblin: Come on, don't be sour, you're the best among us.

Koschey: Yeah. Grandfather, it may not be a great snowflake, but it is still a lighter.

Baba Yaga: Well, yes. I can do this.

Father Frost: I don’t believe in empty words, show me the deed!

Baba Yaga calls all the concert participants and spectators and organizes a dance flash mob

Father Frost: Well, Yaga, I didn’t expect it! Even I haven't had this much fun in a long time!

But every meeting has an ending.
Santa Claus.
And now it's time for us to say goodbye,
But the year will pass and a new holiday will come
The cheerful one will come into our house again.
Snow Maiden.
Dear friends! Thank you for being with us all this time. Happy New Year. Mira,
hopes, great ideas and great paths.
Hours go by, days pass -
This is the law of nature.
We hasten to congratulate you, friends,
Now we are happy New Year.
Evil spirits, one of you may also turn to our guests, say something, wish.
Baba Yaga.
Kesha, you are the smartest among us. You fly around the world, you know everything. Speak. Just don't hit me in the face
dirt.
Snow Maiden.
Not face in the dirt, but face in the dirt.
Baba Yaga.
Don't teach a scientist.
Koschey (addressing the audience).
Dear comrades! Friends! Ladies and Gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen! Workers and collective farmers! Sirs,
senoritas and signorinas! Boys and girls! Workers of fields and farms! Soldiers, sailors and petty officers!
Mothers and sisters! Writers and filmmakers! Athletes of the world! Pensioners and schoolchildren! Citizens
my darlings! I have nothing to tell you!
Father Frost.
Well, what kind of disgrace is this? I will never let you go to a party again.
Baba Yaga.
We won’t even ask, we’ll come ourselves.
Father Frost. No, well, you can’t normally wish people a Happy New Year.
Devilry.
OK. POS-DRAW-LA-EAT!
Snow Maiden.
Another thing.
Santa Claus.
I look at you and rejoice. You know how to have fun. And your evil spirits are wonderful. Not that
ours: vampires and Halloween.
Father Frost.
Yes, we know how to have fun, so come to us more often - and we’ll teach you
.
All concert participants take the stage
Presenter1 .There are only a few minutes left until the New Year begins.
Ved. 2 There are many wonderful holidays,
Each one comes in its own turn.
But the best holiday in the world
The best holiday -
All . NEW YEAR!
Chiming clock.
All. 5,4,3.2,1. Happy new year to you, friends!
Father Frost . He comes along the snowy road,
Round dance of snowflakes.
Mysterious and strict beauty
New Year fills the heart!
Ved. 1 He gives us faith in a good chance,
On the first day and a new turn,
Helps you become better
Happy New Year to everyone in the world!
Snow Maiden. We wouldn't like to part
It's a good evening here.
Father Frost . But time must be reckoned with,
Goodbye, friends,
ALL: SEE YOU AGAIN!

Closing song