Corporate parties have long turned from a fun event into a boring forced affair. Often, management entrusts someone else with organizing everything at the last minute. New Year's scenes for adults, especially interesting ones, are quite difficult to come up with on your own.
Take advantage already ready-made scripts, complementing them with a flavor unique to your team.
Don't do as we do
On New Year's Eve, adults can feel like little mischievous children and laugh at their shortcomings. We suggest that you take psychological relief and ridicule the unseemly actions of your colleagues so that they do not repeat them.
The two presenters act out the dialogue:
1: Dear friends, now I will tell you how to greet correctly New Year.
2: Why isn’t it me?
1: You don’t even know how to celebrate perfectly!
2: Oh! And this is said by the one who puts the same boxes under the Christmas tree every year! Still empty! It’s as if everyone loves him so much and has given him so many gifts!
1: And you always bring a box of stale “Bird’s milk” as a gift to the boss’s secretary!
2: And every December 31st you stay at work until the last minute and then go on a visit so that you don’t have to cook anything at home!
1: And you gorge yourself on olives at the table all night, and dance while sitting to the “New Year’s Light”!
2: Have you never bought fireworks? You just stare at strangers from the window all night!
1: And you howl the national anthem at karaoke! I couldn’t learn the words!
2: And on all holidays you send other people’s SMS messages to all your friends, and then you receive them back with your signature!
1: And every time you make legendary plans to spend the night in Morocco, and then snore in your salad before midnight!
2: And you burn pieces of paper during the chiming clock and then chew the ashes with moonshine instead of champagne and believe that your grandmother will finally die and leave you a palace on the Cote d'Azur as an inheritance!
1: And for a whole year you’ve been stealing stupid pens with our company’s logo from everyone and then giving them to your colleagues at work!
2: And you live as a guest from New Year to Christmas! Until the owners run out of food in the refrigerator!
1: And you’ve been watching “Home Alone” forty times in a row all New Year’s weekend!
2: And every year you snatch champagne and, shouting “I’ll show you the class now,” flood the entire table, and get the cork in your mother-in-law’s eye!
1: Okay, we're both good...
2: Therefore, beloved friends, so that New year's night went well for you...
Together: Never do like us!
Impromptu about the Christmas tree
A wonderful version of the scene is a production of the children's fairy tale “The Three Little Pigs” in an adult way.
We offer another sketch for adults who want to fool around and remember their childhood. It is desirable that the company is already quite “warm”. The point is to play up “The Christmas Tree Song” with the cast and make it as funny as possible. The most artistic and funniest will receive a prize - candy.
From among the corporate party participants, you need to choose the 9 most fun ones. In advance, you need to print out the text of the song “A Christmas tree was born in the forest...” in 10 copies.
- herringbone;
- blizzard;
- freezing;
- cowardly bunny;
- Angry Wolf;
- hairy horse;
- little man;
- firewood;
- leading.
It is advisable to determine the roles by drawing lots so that no one is offended. The task will be to play out the song as funny and emotionally as possible, listening to the words of the presenter. The participant begins to play his role when he hears the name of the desired hero.
During the chorus, you can start a round dance around the Christmas tree.
Old year VS New
To organize a New Year's skit, you need 6 people, a sign with the inscription "2018" and a sign with the inscription "2019", 2 costumes of D.M., one of them must be noticeably shabby.
- 2018 – Old year dressed as a shabby D.M. with a name plate;
- 2019 - in a new Santa suit and with a sign;
- leading;
- employee 1 – C1;
- employee 2 – C2;
- employee 3 – C3.
Presenter: On the New Year's holiday, when one year replaces another, it is customary to remember the Old and welcome the New. If you had the opportunity to choose, who would you keep?
Art. g. “looks reproachfully at the employees”: This is how you thanked me! But we had such a good time together! I did everything for you! And you are driving me away! Traitors!
S1: What good have you done to us? Did you even love us a little? Every day, food became more expensive, things got lost, girls refused and nothing worked out at all!
S2: You promised fulfillment of desires, but what happened?
Art. g.: Why did you wish for a dollar to cost 8 rubles? Am I the National Bank?
S3: What, were you sorry? Why did we burn the paper and spoil the champagne with the ashes?
Art. g.: Why did you decide that what was written should be fulfilled? Then maybe I should start performing the inscriptions from the entrance? There are some very good wishes there.
S1: There is no need to go away from the topic, it’s better to go away altogether.
Art. g.: No question, since you want it so much. But who will you stay with if not me? WITH THIS? At least you already know me well, nothing unpredictable, but this is a year in the bag! On the contrary, I can give you a guarantee that gasoline will not become more expensive, oil will not become much cheaper, the president will always be the same, the retirement age will not be extended to 80, taxes on idleness will not be introduced, divorce will not become more expensive, the Russian Orthodox Church will not cancel more concerts !
S2: Well, the national team won’t win even with him, and the president won’t change for us even with him, and this one can guarantee “points the finger at NG.”
Is this how you want to celebrate this New Year?
YesNo
Art. g.: Well, I don’t understand how he bribed you? Will you have five holidays a week? Have you checked with your liver to see if this is suitable for it? Here you are, remember “addresses C1”, I gave you a meeting with your soulmate! But you, “turning to C2”, took out a mortgage on the apartment. Three-room apartment by the way! So that your mother-in-law can move in with you!
S2: Thank you, dear! I will definitely not forget you until the grave!
Art. g.: But for you, “turning to C3,” hasn’t anything positive happened at all? You went to China!
S3: I went! They fed me mouse tails, and then for a month I was afraid to look at anything other than water!
Art. g.: Oh so! Okay, I'm leaving you! But you will still cry for me! Remember how good I really was to you! And only through photographs can you remember these unforgettable moments. And when you leave, they throw stones after you: it’s spoiled, it didn’t work out, it didn’t... Why do I need all this?!
Employees approach the Old Year and hug him.
S1: Don’t be offended, you really were wonderful “they begin to remember what important things happened in the company, what important events were with the employees.”
S2: We didn't want to offend you.
Art. g.: Thank you, my dears! Goodbye, I’ll leave you, and you live with him “points to N.G.” It must be somehow different from year to year: “it goes away slowly and sadly.”
NG: Of course it should! Let's start with housing and communal services tariffs! “hands out receipts to employees.”
S1: Is this a joke?! 75 percent?
Everyone runs after the Old Year and starts shouting: “Stop! Don't go! Come back! We will forgive you everything! We've changed our minds!"
Seven-flowered flower
For impromptu skits, it is better to invite artistic and expressive people; this is where the success of the event lies.
For short funny skit you need to prepare a flower with many petals, on which are written the most daring, absurd, but funny predictions.
For example:
- I'll dye my hair purple;
- I will get divorced and go away to become a hippie;
- I'll buy myself a pony;
- I will find a treasure, etc.
Each corporate party participant blindly pulls out a petal with a prediction and fantasizes about how what they wrote could come true.
Staged and costumed story about Grandfather and Snow Maiden
In a small miniature, it is advisable to force only colleagues who can quickly improvise to participate.
Characters and props:
- Snow Maiden - a hat with braids;
- Santa Claus - hat and beard;
- Grandfather Mustafa - turban and beard;
- Akyn – skullcap and tambourine.
The presenter reads out the text, the actors need to come up with and say a line at the appropriate moment after his pause, and also perform actions from the script. Uninvolved guests support the participants.
Q: It’s frosty and cold outside, so first we’ll organize ourselves into a spring mood. Those who know how to whistle - let them whistle, the rest loudly knock with their forks on glasses and glasses.
"Summer. Heat.
D. Moroz is dragging along with a dirty empty bag. He has a hangover.
Behind, holding on to Grandfather and whining that she is hot, the disheveled Snow Maiden is barely trudged along.
Grandfather Mustafa walked towards them actively, cheerfully, skipping, whistling and with a huge bag of alcoholic gifts, he was in a hurry for Nowruz.
Noticing the unfortunate travelers, he stopped, sat down on the ground and shouted...
A dancing Akyn appeared on the horizon, he immediately began to sing a soulful song about everything he saw around him.
He really liked the Snow Maiden, and he decided to sing about her beauty.
D. Mustafa began to cry, stretched out his hands to the sky and sang... “come up with a phrase”
D. Moroz fell to the ground, reached out and pulled D. Mustafa’s beard with all his might, flicked him on the nose and said “...” with unbearable bitterness in his voice.
Granddaughter Snow Maiden plopped down on Grandfather Frost’s lap and sarcastically said “...”
Akyn was confused, dropped his instrument and could not sing anything. Nothing at all.
D. Moroz bravely tried to get up.
He didn't succeed.
D. Moroz finally stood up proudly and said “...”
D. Mustafa reached out to the Snow Maiden and shouted “...”
D. Moroz looked around, determined where the north lay, and waved his hand with complete confidence, declaring “...”
Then he went to the left and “...”
The Snow Maiden kissed D. Mustafa on the forehead and chased after D. Moroz.
Mustafa was not particularly surprised, thoughtfully scratched the back of his head and said “...”
Akyn was planning to sing a new song, but we won’t let him, otherwise we’ll have to listen to this chaos until the morning.
End! Look for the moral yourself!”
It is best to print the roles on pieces of paper. Distribute roles by drawing from a hat, or let the presenter himself assign.
Corporate event scenario for lazy organizers
- cleaning woman;
- Father Frost;
- Snow Maiden;
- leading.
Props:
- a bag with small gifts;
- pieces of paper;
- a snowflake with many corners - the task number is indicated under each corner;
- hat.
Scene 1
Presenter-B: Greetings, my dears!
A little more and the New Year will come - a holiday when miracles happen and all dreams and wishes come true!
And first, I have to fulfill several wishes that could not be fulfilled on time, and all because of our mail - the gifts were not given on time. Now we will correct this awkward situation.
He extends his hand into a small bag of gifts.
Approaches the manager.
Q: It was you, boy, who asked Santa Claus for a car as a child?
Leader: Yes!
Host: Here is your gift “holding out a toy car.”
The host goes to the rest of the little guests and gives them gifts too!
Host: This is how children's dreams come true! Let's drink to this!
Scene 2
Q: Not everyone probably knows, but Santa Claus has a wife! And her name is Winter! She has prepared tasks for you!
They bring out a snowflake with tasks:
- on the 1st corner - a poem about NG;
- on the 2nd corner - dance with a colleague;
- on the 3rd corner - a riddle about a holiday, etc.
Scene 3
The cleaning lady follows the leader, waves a mop and scolds him.
Ub.: Just look! How well I settled down! Should I clean up after him? They’ll scatter confetti and garlands everywhere, and then I’ll have to clean up around the clock!
The New Year's feast is always very generous and cheerful. And at the beginning of the holiday, various table games wonderfully lift the spirits: horoscopes, toasts, guessing games and which help to “get involved” in entertainment program and get to know each other a little or, if you know each other, then relax and feel comfortable, as happens among close people.
We offer a collection of the best Internet finds (thanks to the authors!) - New Year's table role-playing tales - impromptu, which will destroy the program of any New Year's holiday. For such table entertainment you will only need cards with words for the characters, text for the host and, if desired, small props for the participants.
New Year's table role-playing tale "Hello, New Year!"
Before the start of the remarks, you can rehearse, explaining to all participants that they need to be said when the congratulations are about their hero, and when exactly - it will be clear from the text and emotional accents that the presenter will give (you can even agree on signs). Although, if you read it expressively, then everyone understands when to join.
Characters, lines:
Speaker
Toastmaster- “There’s still a whole hour until the New Year!”
District- “So, maybe you’ll pour it for me today?”
Father Frost- “And I brought you gifts!”
Guests- "Hello, New Year!"
Neighbours- "Congratulations to all of you!"
The host selects the “artists” who will deliver certain remarks in a playful manner:
Artist selection
Leading:
So that we can play a scene,
The roles should be given out!
(To some of the guests) You, I see, are not silent
And talk all the time.
We need an announcer now
You're just right! (Hands over a piece of paper with a phrase for the role of Announcer.)
(To another guest) And tell you toasts -
So you are the toastmaster! (Gives words for the role of Toastmaster)
(To another guest) The person is not new to everyone -
Everyone knows the district police officer! (Gives words for the role of the District Officer)
(Male guest) Replace Santa Claus,
He's late for something! (Gives words for the role of Santa Claus)
(One group of guests) Let's ask you to be neighbors
We are always very glad to see you! (Gives words for Neighbors)
(To another group of guests) Be our Guest
And play with us! (Hands over words for Guests)
Next, the Presenter reads the text, and the guests, after the corresponding words, pronounce their remarks.
Fairy tale text
People are going to celebrate the holiday
And, as expected, celebrate the New Year.
The glasses are already filled to the brim,
AND Guests screaming... (Hello, New Year!)
But on TV Speaker not in a hurry at all
It rustles with various papers for a long time
And it seems to inform us...
Rises Toastmaster at the table in full height
And makes a very fresh toast,
Quite swaying with a glass in hand...
And on TV the music is playing loudly
And Basque performs his famous hit.
And the glasses are filled to the brim again.
All Guests screaming... (Hello, New Year!)
Here Father Frost the latecomer knocks.
Seeing painfully familiar faces,
Rubs his red nose in embarrassment
And whispers... (And I brought you gifts!)
A Guests decided to raise the Toastmaster.
He can't get up on his own!
And he makes a toast, as if in a dream... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!)
A Speaker repeats especially for us... (There's still a whole hour until the New Year!)
He's probably afraid that we'll get too big
And we can’t wait for the New Year!
The doorbell rang. They burst in Neighbours,
They brought wine and all sorts of food.
They are shouting from the doorway... (Congratulations to all of you!)
A Speaker… (There's still a whole hour until the New Year!)
Having made room a little, we sat down at the table.
Totally inopportune, District came in
Seeing our company in the window... (So, maybe you can pour it for me today?)
Neighbours screaming... (Congratulations to all of you!)
A Speaker… (There's still a whole hour until the New Year!)
Here he takes out his bag Father Frost
And whispers... (And I brought you gifts!)
How great it is to celebrate the New Year together!
And, barely breathing, Toastmaster ours gets up... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!)
He can't wait for gifts anymore.
Glasses have been poured for the main toast,
Everyone rose in unison Guests,
They chant together... (Hello, New Year!)
And the clock hands are rushing forward!
Our Toastmaster sobered up in an instant
And again he stubbornly repeats his toast ... (So let's drink to those who are now on horseback!)
Well, let’s pour it and raise a glass to the New Year everyone!
New Year's table tale for close company"Well, you give it!"
(Author of the idea: Arapova I.Yu.)
This table entertainment is similar to the previous one and is played according to the same rules, but with cooler text, designed to adult company. This one will especially benefit if the characters, in addition to cards with words, are given small props: funny hats, noses, headbands that will emphasize the comical nature of the image.
Characters and lines :
New Year- “Well, you give it!”
Father Frost - “Are you drinking without me?”
Snow Maiden- "Both on!"
Old ladies (Baba Yagas) - “Well, nevermind!”
Goblin- “Well, good luck!”
Waitress- “Who broke all the plates?
Guests (people)- "Happy New Year!"
Leading- reads the text
Fairy tale text
On New Year's Eve
The people have a tradition of celebrating
To the people crisis, adversity
Satisfied people scream loudly... ("Happy New Year!")
And here he sits in front of us New Year,
It's as if he was just born,
Looks at people: at uncles and aunts
And he wonders out loud: ... (“Well, you give!”)
A Guests cheerful, fashionably dressed
They shout loudly for joy: ... ("Happy New Year!")
He rushed to congratulate (he sticks his nose everywhere)
Who's tired of matinees? Father Frost!
He says barely coherently: … (“Are you drinking without me?”)
In reply New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)
And what’s outside the window, there are the vagaries of nature,
But Guests anyway - they shout: ... ("Happy New Year!")
I got up here Snow Maiden theatrically,
And she looks very sexy.
Apparently she won’t go home alone,
And she said mysteriously... ("Both on!")
Father Frost sniffled: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”)
In reply New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)
A Guests again, without hesitation and immediately,
They shout louder and louder: ... ("Happy New Year!")
And again Snow Maiden, full of forebodings,
He savors it, admiring himself: ... ("Both on!")
Freezing everything groans: ... (“Are you drinking without me?”)
Behind him New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)
Two frisky grannies, two Baba Yaga,
It's like we got off on the right foot
Cooing over a glass about the fate of the jagus,
And they are outraged out loud: ... (“Well, never mind, myself!”)
Snow Maiden full of passion, desire,
With temptation and languidly he repeats: ... ("Both on!")
Freezing screams:... (“Are you drinking without me?”)
And after New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)
Everything is going its way, going its own way,
AND Guests they shout again:... ("Happy New Year!")
A separate fragment, but bright and brief
Contributed Waitress.
She threw the arrows on the table,
Asked: ... (“Who broke all the plates?”)
Yaguski, having settled down, as if in a hut,
They shouted to her in unison: ... (“Well, never mind, myself!”)
Snow Maiden gets up, slightly drunk,
Laughs, whispering with delight: ... ("Both on!")
A Grandfather, already shouting:... (“Are you drinking without me?”)
Behind him New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)
AND Guests feeling freedom of thoughts
They chant together again: ... ("Happy New Year!")
Here Goblin, with joy, almost crying,
He gets up with the words: ... (“Well, good luck!”)
A Waitress, having sipped the burners,
Asked: ... (“Who broke all the plates?”)
Babuski, having one more sausage
The couple shouts: ... (“Well, never mind, myself!”)
Snow Maiden I also took a sip of wine
And again she exclaimed out loud: ... ("Both on!")
And drinks Father Frost, whispering slyly, (“Are you drinking without me?”)
And drinks New Year: … (“Well, you give!”)
And Leshy, he’s been jumping around with a glass for a long time
He called with inspiration: ... (“Well, good luck!”)
And the glasses seem to be filled with honey,
U Guests, that they drink and shout together: ... ... ("Happy New Year!")
New Year's table impromptu "Forest Tale"
Characters and lines:
Hare- “Life is not easy for hares”
Elk- “Everything in me broke!”
Cat- “I’d like some champagne”
Piggy- “I’m as beautiful as a snowflake!”
Hedgehog- "Without head and legs"
Fairy tale text
In the New Year, everything, without a doubt,
They believe in fairy tales, gentlemen!
In our hall of transformation
And brilliant acting!
Fairy tale text
In the forest, under an old tree
Lives little hare timid.
He always says one thing: (Life is not easy for hares)
One day, on New Year's Eve,
The forest people gathered.
To visit the oblique one,
Have a drink and a snack there.
old uncle came Elk (Everything in me broke)
The Maiden came with him - Cat (I'd like some champagne)
Aunt came running Piggy (I'm as beautiful as a snowflake.)
Well, very wise Hedgehog (I'm without a head and legs)
He appeared, shivering from the cold.
Hare repeats to everyone: (Life is not easy for hares)
Here my uncle said Elk:(Everything in me broke)
“So that life is easy in the morning,
100 grams of cognac helps.”
But my aunt intervened Cat: (I'd like some champagne)
“Life will become easier for the oblique one,
If he learns to be cunning.”
“No, let me,” he says Piggy, - (I'm as beautiful as a snowflake.)
To make life easier,
We need to marry him!”
Joined the conversation here Hedgehog (I'm without a head and legs)
“To live easily in the world,
You need to get courage."
Hare know, one thing is repeated: (Life is not easy for hares)
Nothing, I told everyone Elk:(Everything in me broke)
"New Year is coming,
So we will all be lucky.”
The girl says Cat: (I'd like some champagne)
“And so that success overtakes us,
I invite everyone to have a drink"
“This is a thought,” she cried Piggy(I'm as beautiful as a snowflake.)
Happy and wise to drink Hedgehog(I'm without a head and legs)
The animals began to pour
And congratulate each other.
So that life is easy for everyone,
And everyone was always lucky in everything!
New Year's role-playing tale "Japanese belief about the symbols of the year"
Participants are given words and 12 animal masks.
The presenter reads the text. The one he calls says his phrase.
Characters and lines:
Mouse
- “You can’t fool around with me!”
Bull- “I’m warning you, I’m a jock!”
Tiger- “No more games!”
Rabbit- “I’m not an alcoholic!”
The Dragon- “My word is law!”
Snake- “Well, of course, it’s me!”
Horse- “The fight will be hot”
Goat- “Everyone, of course, is in favor!”
Monkey- “I’m definitely without a flaw!”
Rooster- “Wow!” - I scream at the top of my lungs!
Dog- “There will soon be a fight here!”
Pig- “As soon as I do!”
People(The audience) shouts in unison - “Congratulations!”
Fairy tale text
There is a Japanese belief
A fairy tale, simply put:
One day the animals gathered
Choose your own king
The Mouse came running... (“You can’t fool around with me!”)
The Dragon has arrived... ( “My word is law!”)
The Goat also appeared... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”)
The Dog rushed... ( "There's going to be a fight here soon!")
The Snake crawled... ( “Well, of course it’s me!”)
The Rooster came running... (
The Pig has arrived... ( “As soon as I do!”)
The Horse galloped... ( "The fight will be hot")
Tiger jumped... ( "No more games!")
Bull came along... (“I warn you, I’m a jock!”)
The Rabbit galloped... ( "I'm not an alcoholic!")
The Monkey has arrived... ( “I’m definitely without a flaw!”)
(“Congratulations!”)
We gathered for the New Year,
They began to howl, meow, bark,
Argument and shouting until dawn:
Everyone wants to rule each other
Everyone wants to become king.
Mouse reported... (“You can’t fool around with me!”)
The Rabbit screamed hysterically... ( "I'm not an alcoholic!")
The Monkey was indignant... ( “I’m definitely without a flaw!”)
The Snake stated... ( “Well, of course it’s me!”)
The Dog warned everyone... ( "There's going to be a fight here soon!")
Bull got angry... (“I warn you, I’m a jock!”)
The Dragon yelled to everyone... ( “My word is law!”)
The Rooster crowed... ( “Ugh! - I scream at the top of my lungs!”)
The Goat bent her horns... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”)
The Tiger growled menacingly... ( "No more games!")
The Pig got scared... ... ( “As soon as I do!”)
The Horse bucked... ( "The fight will be hot")
In general, we had a fight on New Year’s Eve,
When the people chanted joyfully... (“Congratulations!”)
And from heaven it is strictly
Looked Japanese God
And he said: “It’s time, by God,
Stop the commotion!
Get into a friendly round dance,
Let each one reign for one year!”
The Goat jumped... (“Everyone, of course, is in favor!”)
Dragon approved... ( “My word is law!”)
Suggested by the Pig... ( “As soon as I do!”)
Tiger also confirmed... ( "No more games!")
The Rooster was happy... ( “Ugh! - I scream at the top of my lungs!”)
Bull warned everyone... (“I warn you, I’m a jock!”)
The Mouse said languidly... (“You can’t fool around with me!”)
The Snake boasted to everyone... ( “Well, of course it’s me!”)
In response to her is a Monkey... ( “I’m definitely without a flaw!”)
The Dog sniffed... ( "There's going to be a fight here soon!")
The Horse frowned... ( "The fight will be hot")
Only the Rabbit squealed... ( "I'm not an alcoholic!")
It was on New Year's Eve
When people chant joyfully... (“Congratulations!”)
The selection is posted for your reference.
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The grandmothers enter and immediately go to the tree.
Matryona in the Snowflake costume, Flower - Squirrel.
Matryona: Well, you see, Little Flower, the tree is real, and you were deceived, deceived...
Flower: Yeah!.. She’s just like in childhood, wow! That's all I...
Scenario for New Year's corporate party for presenters
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Leading:
Well, all the guests are at the table!
New Year is like a snowball!
It grows every moment!
Brings us joy and happiness!
So let's congratulate each other!
Have a nice time everyone!
Presenter:
Eat and drink, gentlemen!
Years are not a problem!
There is no reason for...
Cool entertainment for the New Year “Well, you give it!”
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Phrases of the participating heroes:
New Year - Come on!
Santa Claus - Why don't you drink?
Snow Maiden - Both-on!
Old ladies - Wow!
Leshy - Well, good luck!
Waitress - Where are the empty plates?
Guests - Happy New Year!
On the eve of the New Year...
Scenario for the New Year's holiday for adults “Two boots - a pair”
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From behind the scenes the song “I got drunk and drunk” is heard. Baba Yaga and Kashchei are hiding behind the Christmas tree. Staggering, the shabby Snow Maiden enters without a belt, wearing only a mitten. He looks around at the guests and exclaims joyfully:
SNOW MAID: Oops! How many men are there! ...
Comic horoscope for women for the New Year
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Ladies who are CAPRICORN, don't be too strict!
You can drink - but not much!
I dare to assure you of this - love will overtake AQUARIUS!
For FISHES I will give the following forecast: Bouquets of scarlet roses await you!
For ARIES I will say in verse: there will be no problems with...
New Year celebration scenario for adults
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The Snow Maiden enters after the presenter’s introduction:
SN:
We have opened the doors to our beautiful hall,
And everyone saw the forest guest!
Tall, beautiful, green, slender,
It glows with different lights!
Isn't she a beauty?
Do we all like the Christmas tree?
There are quite a few...
New Year's skit for adults “Snowman”
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I'm a very strange snowman
I had a freak out!
I slipped on the ice
And I forgot where I was going.
I've been on the road for 7 days already,
My legs rolled away.
Only one carrot sticks out,
The nobles stuck it in cleverly!
This head injury
I ruined everything, alas!
I woke up on...
New Year's musical script for adults for the year of the pig
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HRYUMEO AND HRYULIETTA. New Year's OORK-OPERA for the year of the pig.
A funny “pig” parody musical performance in verse. New Year's parody of the classics, dedicated to the Year of the Pig and Boar.
OVCHITA (with indignation):
What are you talking about?! Senora...
A scene from a New Year's fairy tale for adults
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Music. MARIA SERGEEVNA, aka the Hostess, appears on the club stage
New Year's ball.
MARIA SERGEEVNA. Dear friends! It's time to call Santa Claus and his granddaughter. Let's get three or four together! Grandfather Frost!.. Once again! Santa Claus!..
On stage...
Scene. New Year's fairy tale for adults. Koschey and his wife.
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Baba Yaga:
How are you doing, Koscheyushka?
Have not seen you for a long time.
You chavoy are out of your mind
There's a pimple on my lip.
Oh, you'll waste your health
On the family path.
Try hare droppings
He is vigorous, he will get through,
He is much more powerful than honey,
Although it doesn't taste like honey.
With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with a quick change of clothes (or without costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.
Collected here the best New Year's fairy tales and skits - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful a holiday called New Year .
Some of them have a large number of characters, and some do not, some are designed only for an adult company, other New Year's tales and skits can be performed in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales are written by talented Internet authors - thanks to them for this!)
1. New Year's sketch "Chukchi" based on the fable by S. Mikhalkov.
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2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."
This is wonderful New Year's game It is always fun and lifts the spirits of everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well; a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).
Presenter: Festive table on New Year's...for many this is the most important thing: strong drinks, aromatic snacks, delicious salads...What do you think is the most popular salad in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's prepare it.
Gives the participant a chef's hat and apron. Asks him to invite guests for certain roles. Places 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on each other’s laps, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.
1. At the base of this salad there is a herring, it should be large and juicy - invite two juicy men. And the herring’s eyes are large and slightly bulging. I said lightly! OK!
Men sit on chairs facing each other
2. Place on the herring, or better yet, scatter onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the onion is white! Girls, let's scatter the herring, don't be shy.
The ladies sit on the men's laps facing each other.
3. Now take the boiled potatoes and place them on top. We invite men again. Potatoes, why are you so boiled, let's get more active!
4. Let's grease everything with aromatic low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!
The ladies sit down again.
5. And again a vegetable. This time carrots. Men, we are waiting for you. What beautiful carrots we have! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!
Men sit down according to the same principle.
6. Mayonnaise again, ladies first! Let's sit down, let's spread out!
The ladies sit down again.
7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of them are not red, or even burgundy, but we hope they are delicious!
The men sit down.
8. Decorate our salad with greens. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a sprig.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon appetit!
Applause to all participants!
3. Instant New Year's skit: "A movie is being made!"
Raise your hands those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, without leaving the spot, a film will be shot in which you are assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate what your role is. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role indicated on their card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, let's start!
He reads, calling one participant in the production at a time and forcing them to “get into character.”
So, the artists received cards with the characters in our impromptu performance, which we will film on camera. They learn what needs to be done only on stage and must immediately perform it.
This is a very fun outdoor game. Costumes are not necessary for her; all you need to do is prepare 6 cards with words and place 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card and sits on one of the chairs. Having heard the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: “Happy New Year!” - everyone stands up together and runs around the chairs. It turns out not to be a skit, but a cheerful “running game” with words.
Characters and words:
Holiday - "Hurray"
Santa Claus - “Have I had a drink with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - “As much as possible!”
Champagne - “As soon as I hit you in the head”
Elka - “I’m on fire”
Gifts - “I’m all yours”
Everyone: “Happy New Year!”
Text.
Once upon a time there was a little girl and she dreamed: when she grows up, I’ll have a big New Year’s PARTY, I’ll decorate a huge TREE, and the real SANTA CLAUS will come to me. And at this time, somewhere in this world there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a GRANDFATHER'S CLAUS costume, give GIFTS to everyone and meet a real SNOW MARIAN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became the SNOW Maiden, and the boy became GRANDFATHER COLA. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.
SANTA CLAUS dreamed of gathering all his friends and giving them CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to hear shouts of “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” kissing the Snow Maiden. And then came December 31, 2020. They decorated the TREE. At the HOLIDAY, CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “What a HOLIDAY! And GRANDFATHER Frost is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful TREE! What excellent CHAMPAGNE!"
The best GIFT for Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
Source: forum.in-ku
5. New Year's impromptu "Morning January 1st"
Mother
Mirror
Beer
Fridge
Box
Thunder
Rain
Alarm
Child
Grandfather
Messenger.
Text
DADDY got out of bed hard this morning. He went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this can’t be!” Then DAD angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOTHER opened the FRIDGE with a bang, took out BEER from there and brought it to DADDY. DAD drank BEER and said: “Uh, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.
At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran to his MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. THE DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the CHILD'S eyes. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbling out of his room, clucking and wailing, the evil GRANDFATHER came out. He also wanted BEER, but the BEER ran out, so GRANDFATHER hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.
The doorbell rang. It was a MESSENGER who came and brought a box of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the box of BEER and, limping, ran into his room. But DAD and MOM saw this and ran after him cheerfully. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were unhappy, since no one offered them a hangover.
(Source: forum.vcomine.com)
6. New Year's scene in retro style "The Girl and the Thief".
Characters:
Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, sample from the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (required in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost
Once in a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena was walking to her home
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her purse.)
Without sadness and anxiety
A girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief runs up with a revolver)
He waved his pistol,
He ordered me to take off my fur coat.
(The thief actively gestures with his revolver)
At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena is a thief in the eye
Bam! What strength there was!
(The girl demonstrates several techniques).
The thief screamed in pain,
Lena called 02.
(Calls on his mobile phone. A policeman appears and blows his whistle.)
The thief is now in captivity
And my whole head is covered in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds the bars in front of his face with his hands, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).
Snowflakes are dancing outside the window,
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)
The thief looks at them with longing,
Licking pieces of ice on the window,
Gorka is crying day after day.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)
All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
He won't understand that Santa Claus
Doesn't come to prison!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).
Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year,
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances energetically with a bottle of champagne)
Let's say this to the thief today,
Concluding our poem,
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"
7. Impromptu fairy tale for the New Year “The main tree in lights”
New Year's theater-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors speak only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.
Characters and lines:
Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: “And I’m just coming from the cold, I’m a May rose”
Ice Palace: “Are you stunned? Close the doors!”
Main Christmas tree: “And I’m so damn mysterious”
Staff: "Hold on, don't make a mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: “Eh, pour it, I’ll pump it!”
Cell phone: “Master, pick up the phone, women are calling!”
Curtain: “I’m silent, but I’m doing my job!”
(background music is playing quietly "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")
Text
THE CURTAIN opens. MAIN TREE froze waiting for it to be lit? Here Santa Claus appears on a MERCEDES SLED. GRANDFATHER FROST got off his MERCEDES SLED and parked it not far from the MAIN TREE. And the MAIN TREE is waiting for decisive action. And at this time the SNOW MAIDEN appears, she has a STAFF in her hands, and a CELL PHONE hangs around her neck. GRANDFATHER CLOSUS joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the CELL PHONE.
And the MAIN TREE feels the approach of the decisive moment. SANTA CLAUS touches the slender branches of the MAIN TREE with his STAFF. From the magical touches, the TREE immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. THE SNOW MAID clapped her hands, the MERCEDES SLED began to dance, GRANDFATHER CLAUS shouted joyfully, energetically waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE. THE CURTAIN closes.
8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"
In this case, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, a ba big bag of candies and every time the sound “distributes” sounds, let him go into the hall and distribute them.
Characters:
Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear
Text
It's quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and their branches creak. A cheerful Woodpecker is pecking a mighty OAK with its beak, preparing a hollow for itself. An ECHO carries a knock throughout the FOREST. A COLD WIND rushes between the trees and tickles the WOODPECKER's feathers. The woodpecker is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.
SNOW covered the entire FOREST. A trembling Woodpecker protrudes its long beak from the hollow of a mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and caws loudly. ECHO carries croaking throughout the FOREST. The BEAR finally fell asleep. He curls up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, and play tag.
Suddenly there was a noise. TWO BRIEFS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the tied-up BEAUTY. An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST. THE BIGGERS tie the BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. THE BEAUTY screams “Save! Help!". An ECHO carries screams throughout the FOREST.
At this time, a YOUNG HANDSOME MAN was passing nearby on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of the BEAUTY and galloped off to save her. THE HANDSOME MAN shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed fiercely, and pounced on the robbers. The ECHO echoed a ferocious neigh throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, and the HANDSOME MAN won. The robbers fled.
The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked cheerfully, and the HARES clapped their hands.
THE HANDSOME MAN freed the BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped on a HORSE with BEAUTY and rushed through the FOREST into a bright future.
9. Impromptu New Year's fairy tale"Three Bears".
Characters:
Winter
Snow
Hut
Mikhailo Potapych
Nastasya Potapovna
Mishutka
Father Frost
Chair
Pillow
Trees
A bowl
Bushes.
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It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on the TREES, on the BUSHES, on the HUT standing in the forest. And in this HUT sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and little BEAR. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he stood on it, sat down with all his might, stood up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. BEAR ran around, throwing and catching the PILLOW, sometimes hitting either MIKHAILO POTAPYCH or NASTASYA POTAPOVNA, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.
Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that it was harsh WINTER outside, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS were bending to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, and soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, covered with SNOW. Suddenly the HUT began to shake under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. From there, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and TEAR BEAR carried his favorite PILLOW in his hands, throwing it in his hands. And then, from behind the rubble of trees and bushes, GRANDFATHER CLAUS came out, he was stunned by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.
And WINTER is standing, it is getting harsher and harsher, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on the rubble of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood huddled together, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.
Then SANTA CLAUS thought, why, after all, BEARS don’t sleep? While GRANDFATHER Frost was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited GRANDFATHER COLAUS to sit down. Washed with tears and last time looking at her favorite BOWL, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to GRANDFATHER CLAUS. And BEAR, seeing that his parents don’t mind parting with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, and GRANDFATHER CLAUS sat on the PILLOW.
All the BEARS took turns reciting poems about winter, GRANDFATHER CLAUS got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on the TREES and BRUBS, the HUT, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA was hugging her BOWL, and BEAR was sucking his finger in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And GRANDFATHER Frost walked around the HUT and sang a lullaby to them.
10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".
Characters:
Snowflakes
Snow Maiden
Koschey
Stump
Oak
Baba Yaga
Hut
Father Frost
Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter and fall to the ground. I see the SNOW MAID is walking, catching SNOWFLAKES and examining them. And KOSCHEY sneaks up on her heels. The Snow Maiden is tired, she looks - the STUM is standing, covered with SNOWFLAKES.
The SNOW Maiden shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then KOSCHEY grew bolder and came closer. “Come on,” he says, “SNOW Maiden,” to be friends with you!” THE SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her palm on the HUMP, and stomped on the SNOWFLAKES with her foot. “This will not happen, insidious KOSCHEY!” And she moved on. KOSHCHEY was so offended that he sat down on the STUMP, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on the STUMP. And the SNOWFLAKES just keep falling on him. The SNOW Maiden came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK is standing young. The SNOW MAID came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil CAT scared me, the SNOWFLAKES path was filled up, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with the OAK.
Then BABA YAGA rushed over, looked at the OAK, and under him was the SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW MAID away from the OAK tree, placed her on a broom behind her and flew away. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES swirl behind them. They flew to Grandma's HUT, and she stood in front of the forest, and back to BABA YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: “Come on, HUT, turn your front towards me and your back towards the forest.” And IZBUSHKA answered her something like that... Ah, thanks for the tip. That's what she said. But then she turned around as ordered. BABA YAGA put the SNOW Maiden in it and locked it with seven locks. That means she stole the SNOW Maiden.
We need to free the Snow Maiden. Come on, Santa Claus and all your sympathizers, let's buy the Snow Maiden from BABA YAGA (guests buy it either with champagne or by showing off their talents).