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After rest, you need to rest.
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The girl went to the sea - she did not rest herself and did not give it to others.
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As the sea sighs at sunrise... So I adore you, my sweet...
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What would you like - a dacha by the sea or a sea of luck?
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Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss’s vacation!
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Now I’m lying sunbathing on the sea or swimming, and you’re stupidly sitting at home and reading my status).
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A Georgian is drowning in the sea and forgot the word “save” in Russian, shouting: - Last time I'm swimming!
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My darlings! I’m going to the south for ten days... I’ll enjoy the sea, the sun and the local boys.
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Ahh! I want to relax at sea again! I want to swim again and feel carefree and happy!
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You come to the sea - beauty... Peace. Oops! The girls are beautiful! Then rest is no different from rest in the middle zone.
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Sea, relaxation is eternal movement and love, immortal life.
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Of course, I would like to go to heaven, to take a break from worldly worries, but in hell the society is much more interesting.
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Time flies quickly at sea, but money flies by at sea.
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Nothing pleases the eye more than a packed suitcase for a vacation...
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Every person who has been sunburned definitely has a friend who will slap you on the back and ask how you rested?!
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I work in a travel agency. Tourists just sent an SMS: “Thank you! We have so much fun in Turkey!”... Should I write to them that they are in Egypt... or shouldn’t I?
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- Darling, what should I take with me to the sea so that everyone, looking at me, will simply be stunned?!..
- Take the sled!
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I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer could be at any time of the year, if only I had money... Now I love money.
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The best way to meet guys is on the beach, you can immediately see all his advantages!!!:P
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I socialized so much on vacation that even my tongue got tanned. - Statuses about holidays at sea, beach, love
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It's good to be on vacation... a fire, a tent, air, a bear... a bear?!!
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No matter how much you rest, from the first day of work you want to go on vacation again! :)
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Those who are used to working don’t really need rest, but how nice it is to open your laptop on the beach!
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The best rest is a change of position!
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What a thrill. I'm taking a break from you at the sea.
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Sea, how I love you. I promise that I will return to you and not alone but with friends.
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On the beach a man doesn't need to talk beautiful girl about how much he likes her - this is already very obvious. U courageous men- so generally - from afar.
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I want to go there? ? ?, where there is no Internet... the SEA worries ~ and the SUMMER lights up..?.
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Sea, summer, sun, beach... I'm going to board!
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With you, I am ready to share the whole world: let the sea be yours, and let the waves be mine... I will give you the sun if its light goes to me... Although it’s better to take everything for yourself, and become mine yourself.
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Sea... summer.. beach... the best... statuses about the sea and a wonderful vacation...
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Women love you now not because you work from morning to evening, but because of the kind of rest you can afford.
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Eh, a yacht... With Abramovich! To hell with him and Abramovich, at least just a yacht.
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Hi where are you? [In contact with? And I'm at sea :-).
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She flew away to rest!!!)) sea sea sea!!!
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All rivers flow into the sea, but the sea does not overflow.
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I wanted love, he wanted sex, I wanted to go to the sea, he just wanted a vacation, I loved him, he used me...
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I decided to take my personal life on vacation...
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Love can be compared to the sea: some people like the feeling of a storm with huge waves of feelings, while others prefer calm, smooth water with a moonlit path to the horizon.
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It’s spring outside, summer in my soul, I want warmth and ultraviolet light, on the seashore, with a glass of alcohol.
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On a nudist beach: - Girl, I like you! - I see!
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I'm a sailor - You're an asshole! I'm a fisherman - You're an asshole! I'm on land, I'm at sea, the meaning of the song is - You're an asshole!!!)
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I dedicate this status to all the girls who cried at sea because of the guys. Darlings, everything will be fine!!!
Statuses about seaside holidays
Vulnerability at sea is just as dangerous as defenselessness on land.
"P. Stolypin"
In life, everything repeats itself much more often than you might think. The sea is infinitely more diverse.
"Rachel Carson"
Ultimately, all roads lead to the sea.
"Lora Beloivan"
People usually swim in the sea of love without swimsuits.
"Yana Dzhangirova"
If you want to learn something about the sea, you must be at the sea, otherwise it is impossible.
"Ernest Hemingway"
There are three kinds of people: those who live by the sea; those who are drawn to the sea; and those who return from the sea.
"Tatiana Stepanova"
Victims of legendary shipwrecks who died prematurely, I know: it was not the sea that killed you, it was not hunger that killed you, it was not thirst that killed you! Rocking on the waves to the plaintive cries of the seagulls, you died of fear.
"Alain Bombard"
Living by the sea, people become wise. They are not locked in the mountains and are not tied to a monotonous plain. The sea has plenty of space for the eyes. This probably helps people think freely.
"Patrick Rothfuss"
Life is a surf, so be like the sea.
"Edward Gibbon"
Seasickness will never occur if you confine yourself to the shore, sitting under a palm tree.
"Spike Milligan"
A seaman must always remember God. Water is not a dry way. Don’t joke with her and don’t think too much about yourself; a person who has been to the sea and has an understanding of himself must certainly be simple in soul, and compassionate towards people, and reasonable in mind, and have courage for the reason that at sea death is always in sight.
"TO. Stanyukovich"
A sailor without a sea needs either the sea again or new love.
"A. Perez-Reverte"
The most pleasant thing in sailing is the proximity of the shore, and in land navigation - the proximity of the sea.
"Plutarch"
The starry sky and the endless sea became symbols of infinity and limitlessness.
"Giuseppe Mazzini"
The sun was happy because it was shining, the sea was happy because it reflected its jubilant light.
"Daniel Glatthauer"
Calm seas are not for everyone. Some perceive calm as inner peace, others as stagnation.
"Elizabeth Dvoretskaya"
I want the sea without a husband, children and control. Friends all around, a fun campaign, complete relaxation. No cooking, no cleaning, just sun, beach, boulders and swimming in the depths. Life flies by - she keeps dreaming about the beach.
A man at sea is never alone.
"Mark Levy"
God has given it to man for happy life ocean.
"Valery Kazanzhants"
"Arturo Perez-Reverte"
The sea is a great reconciliator.
"F. Iskander"
The sea - it washes away melancholy and disappointment better than any medicine.
"Iris Murdoch"
The sea is eternal movement and love, eternal life.
"Annika Thor"
The sea is sensuality embodied.
"Ernest Hemingway"
The sea is everything! His breath is pure and life-giving. In its vast desert, a person does not feel lonely, because around him he feels the beat of life.
"Jules Verne"
The sea is a noisy beauty that calms.
"Taguhi Semirjyan"
And no one knows what nightmares are hidden behind this smooth sea surface.
"Elchin Safarli"
For everything ultimately returns to the sea, to the cycle of the ocean, to the ever-flowing river of time, which has no beginning or end.
"Yulia Shilova"
True freedom—the only freedom possible, the true peace of God—begins five miles from the shore.
The captain on his ship is first after God, because he is not allowed to take his wife on the ship.
"Yanina Ipohorskaya"
The sight of the sea always makes a deep impression; it is the embodiment of that infinite, which constantly attracts thought and in which it is constantly lost.
"Anna Steel"
There were gentlemen and sailors in Charles II's navy, but the sailors were not gentlemen, and the gentlemen were not sailors.
"Thomas Macaulay"
Time, like the sea, unties any knots.
"Christopher Paolini"
All rivers flow into the sea, but the sea does not overflow.
"Ecclesiastes"
Sometimes there is a puddle above sea level.
"Shenderovich"
Even the tiredest river comes to the sea.
"Jojo Moyes"
Even the sea has shores, and only human greed has no shores!
"Banana Yoshimoto"
I’m lying carefree on the beach, my dream has finally come true, and it seems like there is no more beautiful life, a wave caresses my legs, and life is carefree, finances flow like water, but most importantly, the vacation is wonderful, and everything else is bullshit!
Summer rain always carries with it the smell of the sea. From the shore the sea is beautiful, from the sea the shore is beautiful.
"Alessandro Baricco"
The moon worries the sea like a woman.
"Maria Parr"
There is no better bath than the sea.
"Anzhelika Miropoltseva"
The best cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
"Spike Milligan"
The sea never gets old.
"Maria Parr"
The sea attracts our gaze, and the earth attracts our feet.
"Mark Levy"
The sea itself is a mystery. It is the space where the world of the living and the world of the dead come into contact with each other.
"Veniamin Kaverin"
The craving for the sea helps grief.
"Valery Kazanzhants"
I came from the sea with a sea of impressions.
"Alexander Konopatsky"
Speech is like the sea; if you squeeze out the water, its salt remains.
"Pavel Sharpp"
You can’t play tricks with the sea... You can’t flatter yourself with it... It’s everyone on the shore who learns these dirty tricks, but in the ocean you need to have a brave soul and a clear conscience
"TO. Stanyukovich"
Comparing the world with the sea element, you will soon notice: first the tide comes in, then the tide goes out - the whole world is like a sea.
"Raymond Queneau"
Happiness is like the waves that caress the rocks, and we were looking for it in the city blocks.
"Dennis Lehane"
The Pacific Ocean is huge - just a modest sea in the future.
"Alexander Herzen"
Only fish in the seas know the price of freedom.
"Maksim Gorky"
Don't you understand? The shell is the home of the sea.
"Thornton Wilder"
An intelligent person is like the sea - both have salt in them, and both are drawn to the horizon. The sea connects the countries that it separates.
"Alexander Pop"
The sea, it washes away all the bad things that have managed to stick to land. Salty water first he tears apart, then he heals the wounds. The waves rock you like a mother's hand - a cradle, and whisper. They whisper.
"Raymond Queneau"
Sea? I love him to pieces, sitting on the beach.
"Douglas Jerrold"
The sea cannot overflow because of sponges, which the Lord created so that they absorb moisture, giving it away during drought.
"Alphonse Halle"
The sea does not push away any river.
"Alessandro Baricco"
The sea is not subject to despots. On the surface of the seas they can still commit lawlessness, wage wars, and kill their own kind. But at a depth of thirty feet under water they are powerless, here their power ends!
I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini and a sign that says “Do not disturb!”
Sun, summer, sea, beach - scary face, blurry makeup...)))
When I go to the sea, I always pack a bunch of clothes... And then I never get out of my swimsuit and pareo.
Expensive! What should I take to the seaside to make everyone go crazy?!? -Sled...)))
Cool statuses about summer and sea
The most best statuses about summer and sea
Let's go throw Viagra into the sea and watch the Sun rise...
I want a dark streak to come in my life! Black Sea, black caviar, black Bentley...
Fell in love with you forever to the songs of the sea...
I really want to go where the sea and warmth are. And no worries. Sit on the seashore in the summer, watch the sunset and think about good things.
And at sea White sand, a warm wind blows in your face, you can even touch the sky with your hand. although, how should I know.
Bikinis, towels, sunbathing, seas, oceans, beaches, and in the evening - a pool and chatting in the park. It's summer, so let it come true!
I'm trying to persuade my husband to go to the sea... I've been sleeping with him for three days... wearing fins!:)
The soul is at sea, and the body... the body, damn it, is getting ready for work...
Thank you, More! With you, I felt like a mermaid... And thank you, Sunny! For proving that I'm just a shrimp. :)
I was on my way to the sea, and suddenly... the alarm clock rang!
Sea... Beach... I look... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women...:)))
The hot summer has arrived. Everyone was carried away to the sea! Well, I didn’t get bored - Hello, dacha... Oh my!
Summer - sun, sea, beach... if we fly, we fly on a banana, if you and I are covered by waves...
Masha swam 50 meters, Marina swam 100 meters, and Natasha swam with fat and did not swim.
I've never seen the sea, and I'm just dying from the memories...
It’s summer outside, your soul is warm, you want warmth and ultraviolet light, on the seashore, with a glass of alcohol.
God, how I want to be at the airport and hear that my plane is taking off to the sea in a few minutes. B-)
I close my eyes: The sound of the surf... freedom... I open my eyes: The fan. Job.
Summer, summer! It's raining somewhere! The sound of the surf, the splash of the wave! Someone hasn't finished singing the song... and the reeds are shaking! Maybe the wind got lost, no! Not the wind! Take a closer look! Here love is looking for someone! Believe! He will find it! Smile!
Summer is singing, the sea is calling, and we are like this... on the Internet...
It's just summer, just the sea, just the sun, just the beach. This is our summer, bright stars, sleepless nights, where you and I...
Summer is coming soon! Everyone dreams of summer, because summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a long-awaited vacation, a salty sea breeze, fragrant fruits and lots and lots of sun!
"Good morning!" - this is when the clock says 11:00, summer is on the calendar, and outside the window is the sea!
I want to go where there is no Internet... the sea worries and the summer lights up!
Summer... Sun... warm sand... sea... And you want to run, jump and plunge headlong into this wonderful world of colors, flowers and positivity!
Wake up every morning to bright sun rays! Hurry to the beach! Hurry up and swim! In summer the world becomes brighter!
It seems I'm pregnant. I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea...
How you still want to sit down on the seashore in the summer, watch the sunset and think about good things...
And I remember the summer, when we sat around the fire in the evenings, swam in the sea near the rocks during the day, knocked out our knees and laughed at it.
Cool statuses about summer and sea
The best statuses about summer and sea
The sea is waiting for me, I know for sure. I always miss him... But in the series of my worries, the way is shining for me... to the garden!
I want to go to the sea this summer... It’s my tradition to want to go to the sea every summer.
The sea is calling... The wave is singing... And here I am in the garden...
The smartest animals are dolphins, monkeys and people. Some are the best swimmers in the sea, others are the best at eating fruit, and others plow like horses for 11 months a year so that they can swim in the sea and eat fruit for one month.
Good girls sunbathe in a swimsuit, bad girls are topless, smart girls are in the shade.
I want summer, the sea, sunset, yellow-red sand, and a golden road from the sun along the water to the horizon.
Summer is the kiss of a sunbeam, a salty sea breeze, strawberries and lots and lots of sun...
Sun, sea, beach... The smell of the sea wind and the kisses of a beloved man.
In summer there is no difference between outerwear and underwear.
Hooray! Summer! Sun! Sea! Beach! Boys!
And summer smells like barbecue smoke, raspberries, the sea, pouring rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen... and the vacation we're waiting for!
If everyone is naked on the beach, it means the time of year is summer!
How you want to bask in the golden rays of the warm sun, lie on the golden sand, completely surrendering to the summer...
I'm flying to where the sky merges with the sea...
A man goes out onto the hotel balcony on the 24th day of his vacation, on the shores of the Black Sea... - Holy shit! Yes, there is also a sea here!...
Sea and sky are two symbols of infinity...
I wish I could close my eyes now and open them on the beach blue sea...And my beloved is nearby.
Summer... Sea... Beach... Crayfish... Beer... Top up...)))
Just a little bit and I’ll be at the seaside!))) Summer, sun, heat, seashore, waves - that’s what I dream about!)))
Let's tell each other how much we want to go to the sea!
Last summer I collected all the coins from the seabed of my favorite beach. And figs they will come back here now. :)
But someone now has the sea outside their window!)))
This section contains beautiful quotes short ones about the sea. The sea leaves a rare person indifferent, and even more so when there is vacation, sun and sea water. A person at the sea feels one with nature, and therefore, once he has been by the sea, the sea constantly calls. Boat trip enchants and admiring the sea you understand that this is happiness.
If you look closely, you can see that the sea is blue differently every day. Maria Parr.
If you want to learn something about the sea, you must be at the sea, otherwise it is impossible. Ernest Hemingway. The Old Man and the Sea
Living by the sea, people become wise. They are not locked in the mountains and are not tied to a monotonous plain. The sea has plenty of space for the eyes. This probably helps people think freely. Patrick Rothfuss.
Life is a surf, so be like the sea. Edward Gibbon
Life by the sea. This is the best thing - to hear its noise day and night, to inhale its smell, to walk along the shore and look beyond the horizon where the earth is rounded... Jojo Moyes. Villa Arcadia
The smell of the sea is something a sailor cannot forget. This is the best and cleanest smell. The smell of the sea and the sounds of the sea always attract those who knew them and those who left them. Milt Dominy.
And no one knows what nightmares are hidden behind this smooth sea surface. Elchin Safarli.
For everything ultimately returns to the sea, to the cycle of the ocean, to the ever-flowing river of time, which has no beginning or end. Yulia Shilova.
The sea, it washes away all the bad things that have managed to stick to land. Salt water first tears, then heals wounds. The waves rock you like a mother's hand - a cradle, and whisper... Whisper... Raymond Queneau
When there is no sea outside, there is always a sea inside...Dhobi Ghat. Mumbai Diary
Anyone can go to sea - some by plane, some by hand. Valery Filatov
When I look at the sea, it seems to me that its waves carry away my sadness. Jules Verne.
Summer rain always carries with it the smell of the sea. From the shore the sea is beautiful, from the sea the shore is beautiful. Alessandro Baricco. Sea ocean 
It seems to me that more people come here for fresh air, of which there is so little. The sea air is completely different... It smells of people's dreams. Koji Suzuki. Dark Waters
The sea is also a prayer book; it testifies to God. Jean Paul Starter.
Its subtle variability delights people who have imagination and feel the poetry of the ocean.
The sea - it washes away melancholy and disappointment better than any medicine. Iris Murdoch.
The sea is eternal movement and love, eternal life. Annika Thor.
The sea is sensuality embodied. Ernest Hemingway. The Old Man and the Sea
The sea is a noisy beauty that calms... (Taguhi Semirjyan)
The sea is calling...You will understand this, the sea is nothing more than a constant call. No matter where, the sea will always be waiting for you.
The sea does not push away any river. Alessandro Baricco. Sea ocean
The sea never gets old. Maria Parr. Waffle heart
The sea attracts our gaze, and the earth attracts our feet. Mark Levy.
The moon worries the sea like a woman. Maria Parr.
There is no better bath than the sea. Angelika Miropoltseva
The sea itself is a mystery. It is the space where the world of the living and the world of the dead come into contact with each other. Veniamin Kaverin. In front of the mirror
The craving for the sea helps grief. Valery Kazanzhants
A wise man fears three things: a storm at sea, a moonless night, and the wrath of a calm man. Joseph Alexandrovich Brodsky
On our planet there are seas of lonely people, but there are no seas of lonely people. Konstantin Armov
It's a shame to live your life and never visit the Red Sea. Veselin Georgiev
I came from the sea with a sea of impressions. Alexander Konopatsky
Speech is like the sea; if you squeeze out the water, its salt remains. Pavel Sharpp
The sun was happy because it was shining, the sea was happy because it reflected its jubilant light. Daniel Glatthauer.
Calm seas are not for everyone. Some perceive calm as inner peace, others as stagnation. Elizaveta Dvoretskaya.
Happiness is like the waves that caress the rocks, and we were looking for it in the city blocks. Dennis Lehane. Shutter Island
Only fish in the seas know the price of freedom. Maksim Gorky.
Don't you understand? The shell is the home of the sea. Thornton Wilder.
An intelligent person is like the sea - both have salt, and both attract to the horizon... (Sergei Fedin)
A man at sea is never alone. Mark Levy. Thief of Shadows
A drop falling into the sea becomes the sea. Angelius Silesius
There are three kinds of people: those who live by the sea; those who are drawn to the sea; and those who return from the sea. Tatiana Stepanova.
This is the Sea. Some people find themselves here. It subjugates others to itself. Agatha Christie
Comparing the world with the sea element, you will soon notice: first the tide comes in, then the tide goes out - the whole world is like a sea. Raymond Queneau.
True freedom—the only freedom possible, the true peace of God—begins five miles from the shore.
God gave the ocean to man for a happy life.. Valery Kazanzhants
In life, everything repeats itself much more often than you might think. The sea is infinitely more diverse. Rachel Carson
Ultimately, all roads lead to the sea. Laura Beloivan. South Russian Ovcharovo
The wind and waves are always on the side of the more skilled navigator. Jonathan Trigell.
Time, like the sea, unties any knots. Christopher Paolini. Eragon
Even the tiredest river comes to the sea. Jojo Moyes. Villa Arcadia
Even the sea has shores, and only human greed has no shores! Banana Yoshimoto. Tsugumi
Section topic: quotes about the sea are short and beautiful. The sea has always attracted people. The warm, gentle sun, the sounds of water beating against the sandy shore have a relaxing effect on the human body.
Someone is dying in a stuffy office, and I'm lying on sunny beach, because I'm on vacation!!!
Oh sea - you are deep, you are blue, how I adore you!
The sun, the beach, the taste of wine, the beauty of the horizon, it’s a pity that the vacation is not forever ((
Sea, I hope I don’t have to forget you for a long time...
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Is it just me, or am I really in heaven? – Oh, no, I’m just on vacation.
Goodbye work, goodbye worries, the sea is waiting for me and I’m carefree
Vacation is the time when you realize that you were simply made for it
I wish I could quickly go to the sea, meet beautiful girls, and quickly forget all my work and grief.
When the vacation starts to end, thoughts about dismissal begin to come to mind))
If you want to write me boring questions, then I’m not in the sea and won’t get out of it for the next two weeks, ask later))
I don't care about your problems! do not Wright me! I'm on vacation! figure it out for yourself!
I’m lying on the sand sunbathing and thinking that I could easily live on an island near the sea, like Robinson, I could build myself a hut and be happy...
on holiday. drank some aged grape juice. I'm going to cross the ocean on foot...
It’s hard to stop in time when you’re lying on the couch selflessly and recklessly...
Summer. Men discuss how to seduce girls, women discuss how to seduce guys.
Summer, rain, always bubbles in the puddles, we walk with you without an umbrella, barefoot, and talk about love.
Those who are used to working don’t really need rest, but it’s so nice to open up your laptop on the beach!
If there is a line at the pharmacy for condoms and pregnancy tests, it means summer has come.
I want the sea, sunset, yellow-red sand, and from the sun along the water to the very horizon a golden road.
Though thoughts may be dulled at sea, but feelings may be heightened.
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty broke.
Sun, sea, beach... The smell of the sea wind and the kisses of a beloved man.
I want something warm! On vacation or getting married. I didn’t go to Egypt. So I’m going to look for my husband.
Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss’s!
And on the sea there is white sand.... A warm wind blows in your face... You can even touch the sky with your hand*)).
Sea, sun, loved one nearby, what could be better))).
Only in the summer can you call your friends at two in the morning and ask: “Are you sleeping?” And they will answer you “No, come in!”
Please grant me leave for the half-life of cesium-137.
Someone comes back from vacation tanned, and someone blue.
An experienced man flirts on the beach with the palest-skinned girl - after all, she still has her whole vacation ahead of her.
After rest, you need to rest.
The sea is eternal movement and love, eternal life.
Of course, I would like to go to heaven, to take a break from worldly worries, but in hell the society is much more interesting.
– what are you going to do on vacation? – have sex with everything that moves. And you? - I'll try not to move.
Soul on the sea. Ass on a chair
Summer. Stiletto heels, miniskirt, top without a bra. Look at me now, regret what happened, I won’t come back.
Men have the hardest time keeping a cool head on the beach.
I want a big bed, heated floors, x-vox 360, a guy there and a vacation.
No one needs a vacation more than a person who has just returned from it...
The main thing is to properly plan your way out of the weekend.
Ahh! I want to go to the sea again! I want to swim again and feel carefree and happy!
I'm where it's hot, where the nights are bright, where the dawn is greeted, where blue water. where people are happy *)
Right now I’m lying sunbathing at the sea or swimming, and you’re stupidly sitting at home and reading my status).
If you want to relax at sea, you will find an opportunity; if you don’t want to, you will find a reason.
It’s good to travel in a beautiful car with your loved one along the sea, stopping in different places for sun, fun and laughter.
The sun is on vacation, today I am for him!
I want to look at the man who called maternity leave a vacation!
Life had just gotten better, suddenly bam! - the vacation is over.
I want to go there? 0 ?, where there is NO Internet... the SEA worries ~ and SUMMER lights up..0.!!!
On weekends we went with the kinders to Trampoline Park. They took five hundred rubles from us! Let's jump... Damn scam! I advise everyone.
According to the law of meanness, I have to work on the two days when it’s summer.
All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that the Khan has come to leave.
Summer is hot, sweaty, boring, and I’m already tired of the sea. And poplar fluff too! Let summer end quickly.
I went to Turkey, I think to Natalia. All inclusive. Really everything! The computer is good, the Internet is fast, ICQ, Skype, toys. I had a great time, I recommend it to everyone.
Women love you now not because you work from morning to evening, but because of the kind of rest you can afford.
I was on vacation at Lake Baikal. Double shock! The first from the beauty of nature, the second from three days in a reserved seat.
This year, for the first time, I will not look for a girl at sea, but will bring my own.
Eh, a yacht... Like Abramovich's! To hell with him and Abramovich, at least just a yacht.
The length of girls' skirts depends on the thermometer; the higher the temperature, the shorter the skirts.
Our summer is certainly not long, but there is no snow.
You stand on the shore and feel the salty smell of the wind that blows from the sea, and you believe that you are free and life has just begun...
We walked along Chusovaya on rafts. Song! At the rapids, just the roar blows the tower away, but if you put on a helmet, it’s a song!
Just when you start to feel like a free person, you still have a vacation, but you don’t have any money!
What should I bring back from vacation? - anything, as long as I get treatment!
You hate your job the most a few days before your vacation.
Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss’s vacation!
Vacation is a short period of time given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.
I want to relax alone on a desert island, I’m tired of everyone... Although, you can swim in the evenings to the neighboring island on these... Well, you understand, they are not small.
Eternity is the time from the beginning of the working day to its end. The moment is 23 calendar days vacation.
I want to have a good rest, but I’m too lazy to do it.
Where sunsets give way to dawns, the blue sea merges with the sky, where it’s warm during the day and hot at night... “I’m in the south”
Only in the summer do you have to set an alarm so as not to forget to go to bed.
The most drinking countries in the world were recognized as: in winter – Russia, and in the holiday season – Egypt, Turkey, Cyprus and Thailand!
A bad day on vacation is better than a good day at the office.
I went to Turkey with Svetka from the second group. I don't recommend it. Hysterical bitch.
Extreme recreation is an opportunity to work. For those who are deprived of this at work.
The main rule have a nice rest, do not forget to call your wife every day.
I urgently need August, surf, film zenith, coffee in a paper cup, a bag over my shoulder and a head empty of thoughts...
No matter how much you rest, from the first day of work you want to go on vacation again!
Cute girl looking young man for an exciting trip to Ivanovo to visit my parents, if you like it, we can stay.
While the boss was on vacation, someone planted a flower in his mug... and I watered it.
Dream vacation: Island in the tropics, Miss Bust competition and I'm the only man!
Times change, we save money for Sochi, and if it doesn’t work out, we go to Turkey.
You come to the sea - beauty... Peace. Oops! The girls are beautiful! Then rest is no different from rest in the middle zone.
What's wrong with you? - Vacation mood, optimism on a spree...
War and peace - work and vacation!
I dream of going on vacation with you to the sea in the summer... I don’t care about the sea, as long as you are with me...
In summer there is no difference between outerwear and underwear.
Summer is the most scary beast- mosquito
Goodbye thoughts, my roof is going on vacation.
On the beach, meet the palest girl, she's just got it!
Went to rest big difference I didn’t notice anything with work, I also didn’t do anything and thought, “When is lunch?”
I want summer. It’s stupid to hang out on the street, trying to find shade, so that the breeze blows, not thinking and not even knowing the day of the week!
The strength of the tan is determined by the whiteness of the butt relative to other parts of the body.